ok real talk, what the FUCK is up with your work? i think you said youre a mechanical engineer or some shit, how the fuck do you have time to post all day from work? is there literally nothing to do for you?
I sit at my desk and do programming most of the time, occasionally get up to bark orders at people in spanish or smoke a cigarette. But theyre giving me more responsibilites and my really sexy new boss starts next month so you might be seeing less of me. Maybe
thats deceiptive on white folks. because whe uuh dont have them uuuh long legs and them uuh high thigh inserts, we got them pelvic boones pushed forward... e.g. i always look like im packing, while theres barely anything there.
That would be nice π I hope π€ so maybe youβll be too busy to come back ππ» I can take over for u donβt worry I already took ur name πΈπΌ ππΈ Iβll drink πΉ to that with my adult beverage πΈ
You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish is the seventh studio album by REO Speedwagon, released in 1978. It was their first album to be co-produced by lead singer Kevin Cronin and lead guitarist Gary Richrath. The album was REO's first to make the Top 40, peaking at No. 29.
Wow nice name change......U don't have to worry about me stealing that.....Don't worry I Prefer adult beverages i'm not a child i can handle a strong drink unlike u......
Sam probably has 160 grams of sugar before 10 am every day. The rest of his diet is terrible, as we all know, and he does no physical exercise. It's only a matter of time before he triples in size.
Ms. Patty was awful, Jim and Sam are too afraid of being accused of racism to tell her to shut up. Good comedians sitting around bullshitting and she highjacked the whole show.
I sit at my desk and do programming most of the time, occasionally get up to bark orders at people in spanish or smoke a cigarette. But theyre giving me more responsibilites and my really sexy new boss starts next month so you might be seeing less of me. Maybe
41 comments
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Yes, no, no, no, yes, if i was drunk enough
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
π·π₯πΎπ₯π»πΊ πΉ Drink up π©πΎβπΌ
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Hey sweetie have you tried the new smirnoff ice smash yet? It's like a lime a rita but cheaper. The screwdriver flavor is awesome
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
No I only drink πΈ vodka or whiskey π₯ but thanks for letting me know π©πΌ
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Oh so you're def not a girl then. Gotcha.
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
Um i'm not 15 years old that's what they drink.....Sorry i'm an adult i prefer none girly 5% alcohol drinks maybe u would like it but I wouldn't.....
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Ohhhh ok im young and i don't weigh much so 5% is all i need. Maybe I'll have refined taste like you when im old and fat β€π·
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
So ur 15 then π©πΎβπΌ Because thatβs what they drink.....Let me know when u become an adult Iβll give u some good drink recommendations....π·π₯πΎπΉπΈ
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Thanks babe ur the best π
1 twopockshakumia 2018-07-27
Both of you shut up I'm trying to gossip about fat old men
1 [deleted] 2018-07-27
[removed]
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
ok real talk, what the FUCK is up with your work? i think you said youre a mechanical engineer or some shit, how the fuck do you have time to post all day from work? is there literally nothing to do for you?
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
I sit at my desk and do programming most of the time, occasionally get up to bark orders at people in spanish or smoke a cigarette. But theyre giving me more responsibilites and my really sexy new boss starts next month so you might be seeing less of me. Maybe
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
so i take it your boss is black?
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
No he's a sexy sexy white man. My company has a no blacks policy i applied as native hawaiian/pacific islander
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
but then how you think that he got that good dick
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
I already peeped the lump in his pants π
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
thats deceiptive on white folks. because whe uuh dont have them uuuh long legs and them uuh high thigh inserts, we got them pelvic boones pushed forward... e.g. i always look like im packing, while theres barely anything there.
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Hmm ok. Im still gonna fuck him though
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
but then dont come crying when you find out he cant sling dick but you have to keep fucking him or he'll fire your ass.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-27
Your self loathing is embarrassing. I advise a call to the Jim Norton Advice Show for insight from an expert in the cuckolding field.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
self loathing? dont you realize i regularly call /u/sams_seed a nigger?
1 Fightingrooster 2018-07-27
My lambo is blue
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
That would be nice π I hope π€ so maybe youβll be too busy to come back ππ» I can take over for u donβt worry I already took ur name πΈπΌ ππΈ Iβll drink πΉ to that with my adult beverage πΈ
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Bitch go illustrate my dogs dreaming about squirrels post with emojis
1 [deleted] 2018-07-27
[removed]
1 Opesterino 2018-07-27
Can I tell you a joke ?
What's the difference between tuna and a piano?
You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish !!
wakka wakka
1 WikiTextBot 2018-07-27
You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish
You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish is the seventh studio album by REO Speedwagon, released in 1978. It was their first album to be co-produced by lead singer Kevin Cronin and lead guitarist Gary Richrath. The album was REO's first to make the Top 40, peaking at No. 29.
[ PM | Exclude me | Exclude from subreddit | FAQ / Information | Source ] Downvote to remove | v0.28
1 Doubleteamthesetits 2018-07-27
Is Jim a no because of his looks or the HIV?
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
He looks like a freshly circumcised baby penis covered in vaseline
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-27
He smells like piss and egg-whites
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
Wow nice name change......U don't have to worry about me stealing that.....Don't worry I Prefer adult beverages i'm not a child i can handle a strong drink unlike u......
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
Ummm have you been contacted for any endorsement deals??? Just wondering ... btw its 8% abv
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-27
Oh my bad i wouldn't know that alcohol ratio i don't drink kid drinks like u.....
1 crookedmile 2018-07-27
Nice ironic Wham! shirt, faggot
1 Kurt_Love 2018-07-27
That's one of opie's guys too. Has to hurt to be betrayed again.
1 Burnin_Embers 2018-07-27
Chris DβStefano, or however you spell his faggoty name, is one of the least funny comedians on the planet.
1 dom6502 2018-07-27
Sam probably has 160 grams of sugar before 10 am every day. The rest of his diet is terrible, as we all know, and he does no physical exercise. It's only a matter of time before he triples in size.
1 xxmikekxx 2018-07-27
Duuude, you got your chicken tendies, boom, you got your wrestling toys, boom, you got your weird uncircumcised dick duuuude
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-07-27
Is that Jimmy Carr?
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-27
Yes.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-07-27
I despise Jo Koy.
1 halfwholediminished 2018-07-27
lookin like krusty the fucking clown
1 Taureg01 2018-07-27
Ms. Patty was awful, Jim and Sam are too afraid of being accused of racism to tell her to shut up. Good comedians sitting around bullshitting and she highjacked the whole show.
1 brmlb 2018-07-27
THEORY: the more group photos you see, the worse the show gets
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-07-27
You ever here chris talk about his father? Fawkin Hillarious.
1 sams_seed 2018-07-27
I sit at my desk and do programming most of the time, occasionally get up to bark orders at people in spanish or smoke a cigarette. But theyre giving me more responsibilites and my really sexy new boss starts next month so you might be seeing less of me. Maybe