I'm not sleeping, just resting my eyes. My hips, I'm supposed to have surgery.

"I love you Suzie Cakes."

11:30, has to be. Look at the angle of the sun.

The way they played the slow time passage shit was as traumatizing as his anal rape with a pool stick.

... Lover's quarrel maybe?

He looks like my uncle Raymond.

Shuuuure, 'member when we used ta lay undah da covahs togethah, sometimes i'd take pitchuhs of ya. Ya fadda got all angry with me.

I'M AN AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHUH!

Shhhuuurrreee

Raymond must be one ugly dude

Few more hours and ol' Bud Light breath will up and at 'em, ready to give us a much needed update on black people and how he's somehow morally superior to them.

Why does sleeping in bed with a hat seem gross but couch nap in a hat seems fine?

Oh, because it is Anthony.

Recovering from my cocaine-induced heart attack at age 34.

1 preteen boy....2 preteen boys... 3 preteen boys...4 preteen boys....😴

Only thing missing is a few frat boys taking a group piss on the illegal alien for some late night laughs. "Shut up faggot. Take our piss you stupid Mexican."

Sounds like you had fun growing up

Nah, you're just a racist nigger-cunt.

They're so lazy.

This is the only time he behaves.

I wrote three eses: my ese back home, my ese in Denver, and my ese in Glenwood even wrote me back. "Thanks for writing me, ese."

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You know, for all the bashing we do of Ant, I have to admit that he looks really comfortable there.

Reminder that Ant without his plugs and soy sauce is so fucking bald and gray he used to sleep in a baseball cap