Well my great grandparents on my grandma's side were fresh off the boat italians.
But I don't claim to be Italian. I'm too pale to even get away with it. Apparently one of my Italian distant family was the only blonde in the village so quite how deeply far back that episode goes I don't know.
I just made a friend who was friends with this bitch for real in middle school. Said she was a huge cunt and pretended she never met her after she came back from her first show taping. HORRIble human being and not even hot.
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1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-27
Prove it liar
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
Her flat board chest proves she has no tits. Her hairline and Italian heritage proves she has a hairy butthole.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-27
"Italian" heritage.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
Her butthole is hairy so she must be Italian.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-27
Greeks have hairy buttholes too. Ionian greeks (turks) also have hairy buttholes.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-27
Have you ever been in a Turkish butthole?
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-07-27
No but I have a Turkish butthole and it's the hairiest part of my body
1 lowend73 2018-07-27
The Greeks are known homos. Al Sharpton made me aware of that.
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-27
So that's why I have more hair around my shitter than my arms
legs and torso combined
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
Are you Italian?
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-27
Well my great grandparents on my grandma's side were fresh off the boat italians.
But I don't claim to be Italian. I'm too pale to even get away with it. Apparently one of my Italian distant family was the only blonde in the village so quite how deeply far back that episode goes I don't know.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
Your grandparents on your grandma’s side had hairy buttholes.
1 doxxbrown 2018-07-27
So, you're saying you're not 100% Italian
1 no1raniuk 2018-07-27
Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother fucked a ni.......
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-27
Probably. Half that side of the family including a sibling has Olive skin.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
She probably has a hairy back too. Fucking Mediterranean skank.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-27
This seems forced...
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
Why do you say that, friend?
1 this_light 2018-07-27
So? We’d all fuck her in an instant
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
I’m old enough to be her father. I would demand she trim her hairy butthole.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-07-27
Laser dude, only way to be sure
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-27
There's no way she doesn't get those holes waxed regularly.
1 TacolasCage 2018-07-27
She looks like every other wetback girl I went to school with
1 BreastWood_One 2018-07-27
I'm dating one now... not that I know but I bet she has a little mustache she has to shave every other day
1 crookedmile 2018-07-27
Did they wear hoodies with airbrushed graffiti on it and outline their lips with black pencil where it looks like an asshole?
1 TacolasCage 2018-07-27
Ding Ding Ding!!!
1 crookedmile 2018-07-27
Sounds like we went to the same high school
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-27
Did they have names like Rebel and Flaca?
1 TacolasCage 2018-07-27
"Shy Girl" and "Speechless"
1 CareBearBedtime92 2018-07-27
same exact shit I experienced around the San Diego area when I went to school there.
1 BP-47 2018-07-27
I'd still give it a go though.
1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2018-07-27
I just made a friend who was friends with this bitch for real in middle school. Said she was a huge cunt and pretended she never met her after she came back from her first show taping. HORRIble human being and not even hot.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
She is trash
1 Mintwa 2018-07-27
She looks like a 12 year old too.
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-07-27
The hair catches the cum. Makes for an easier cleanup
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
Her flat board chest proves she has no tits. Her hairline and Italian heritage proves she has a hairy butthole.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-27
I’m old enough to be her father. I would demand she trim her hairy butthole.
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-27
Probably. Half that side of the family including a sibling has Olive skin.