Remember when you made a thread like a year ago announcing "100% Italian is no more" as a sad attempt to get people to give you attention and beg you to stay and do more episodes, then people called you out on it and you tried to play it off
Sounds like a beautiful memory. It takes 6 mobths for things to stick, so if you remember something for a year you'll likely remember it for the rest of your life. "Joe matarese" being called out on the Opie and Anthony subreddit for wanting attention, long forgotten and buried under dementia, will flash before your eyes as you succumb to death
Yeah you're right, I'm the one who comes off looking bad here for having a high IQ and good memory retention, not you for dutifully, righteously defending another adult male on the internet, who makes videos you like but that you would be too embarrassed to ever show to a girl you like in real life
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Don't try to reply to me in a cool, laid back, detached tone like you aren't really affected by this when you're angrily defending another male on the internet with sincere emotion
I'm not defending another male dutifully with emotion while trying to act detached
Why are you pretending they're the same thing and that I'm somehow contradicting myself
Why do you have to lie? Is the reality of your existence not good enough? You couldn't win in the world of truth and fact so you had to retreat like a coward into lies and fabrications?
Yeah I'll keep doing them as long as people mostly like them. I'll do Bobby, Norm, Nick, Rogan, O&G - then maybe redo a couple. Like another Colin/Louis CK one etc. They work as a dumb, goofy mirror to what's going on with Matarese's and OnA's world so as long as there's audio out there I'll keep going.
I'm not defending another male dutifully with emotion while trying to act detached
Why are you pretending they're the same thing and that I'm somehow contradicting myself
Why do you have to lie? Is the reality of your existence not good enough? You couldn't win in the world of truth and fact so you had to retreat like a coward into lies and fabrications?
69 comments
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-07-27
today is a good day
1 SquatToilet 2018-07-27
Left my niggas house paid Picked up a girl been tryin' to fuck since the twelfth grade
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-07-27
yea thats the lyrics you faggot
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-27
goodyear blimp
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-07-27
Ice cube's a chimp
1 Subeck 2018-07-27
Joe is definitely that one person on earth that still uses yahoo mail.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-07-27
I use yahoo. Just because certain websites require an email address.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-07-27
Vampiric cock-goblin is a good line.
1 porsalin 2018-07-27
It was actually Vampiric Hob-Goblin but I kinda wish I went with yours.
1 BlueBash 2018-07-27
Crying Joe Matarese gets me every time
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-07-27
The quiver in his voice is so goddamn funny. I just imagine someone standing behind him violently shaking his shoulders as he talks to get the effect.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2018-07-27
Aw shit son
1 GWARscientist 2018-07-27
A custom made Lightscribe disc. Wow how terrible were those things.
1 SolomonKull 2018-07-27
Hope Joe can build a good base for himself with this one. He's a good egg. Dumb as fucking nails, but a good egg.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
linger longer ya dope
1 PassProtect15 2018-07-27
Can the next one be 'Joe Matarese' interviewing Joe Matarese?
1 porsalin 2018-07-27
I keep trying to do this but it's so meta I can never quite get the concept right. But I'll figure it out sniff
1 zub_dub22 2018-07-27
393 subscribers
1 doyoumrjones99 2018-07-27
193 more than Nana.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
Remember when you made a thread like a year ago announcing "100% Italian is no more" as a sad attempt to get people to give you attention and beg you to stay and do more episodes, then people called you out on it and you tried to play it off
1 ThePoorLad 2018-07-27
Sounds like a beautiful memory. It takes 6 mobths for things to stick, so if you remember something for a year you'll likely remember it for the rest of your life. "Joe matarese" being called out on the Opie and Anthony subreddit for wanting attention, long forgotten and buried under dementia, will flash before your eyes as you succumb to death
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
Yeah you're right, I'm the one who comes off looking bad here for having a high IQ and good memory retention, not you for dutifully, righteously defending another adult male on the internet, who makes videos you like but that you would be too embarrassed to ever show to a girl you like in real life
1 ThePoorLad 2018-07-27
If I ever want to wife up I'll give her full access to my Reddit history hold me to my word rapist with AIDS
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1 JoeyMeatsauce 2018-07-27
Sweet troll bro. You're cool.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
Don't try to reply to me in a cool, laid back, detached tone like you aren't really affected by this when you're angrily defending another male on the internet with sincere emotion
1 itrits 2018-07-27
You’re the one who seems genuinely upset over this, pal. Take a chill pill.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
I'm not defending another male dutifully with emotion while trying to act detached
Why are you pretending they're the same thing and that I'm somehow contradicting myself
Why do you have to lie? Is the reality of your existence not good enough? You couldn't win in the world of truth and fact so you had to retreat like a coward into lies and fabrications?
That's pretty pathetic
1 itrits 2018-07-27
I’m working up the strength to be a man and just do it, thanks for your support.
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2018-07-27
Keep screaming bud. You don't sound at all like an obsessed child.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
What a weak response
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2018-07-27
You're not good at this
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
Translation: you're better at this than me, and it hurts me
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2018-07-27
You're getting animated over what another man does on the internet. Pretty gay shit there, bud.
1 porsalin 2018-07-27
Keep following me around there, piss baby x
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-07-27
How can you be 100% Italian born and living in the US?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-07-27
New Jersey
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-07-27
Even Jersey isn't 100%. You know how many of those guineas are half Irish or nigger or whatever... He's a fucking 100% dopey.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-07-27
I know...that’s part of the bit.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-07-27
Joe's bit is that he's a dopey fucking moron?
I thought his bit was performing at yard sales?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-07-27
He wears many dunce hats.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
his nana is from sicily.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-27
Rhode island, Jersey, new York and Boston area still have 100 percent Italian. I imagine some philly. Happens to coincide with where O and A were big
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-07-27
You & Joe don't know what 100% means. Also you had to edit your post because you're stupid.
1 egates09 2018-07-27
lol i can't get enough of that impression
1 radiospringy 2018-07-27
it's like you can hear him pinch his fingers when he talks
1 SonofSeaBass 2018-07-27
Nothing worse than a depressed type who spends every waking moment thinking about themselves. Not a good egg.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-27
Unlike the egg Ant sticks up his ass. That indeed is a good egg.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-07-27
the most unfortunate of eggs
1 JuulSantana 2018-07-27
The good egg line is getting cringe-worthy
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-27
thats most of the people here
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2018-07-27
You are a saint.
1 nunyobisnez 2018-07-27
This is the first time Ive listened to Joe Matarese. Does he always do this voice? Arties responses are clearly pre-recorded. what the fuck is this?
1 radiospringy 2018-07-27
Careful bud. You don't wanna mess with an Italian. Remember what happened to Billy Batts?
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-27
Let's get everybody a drink
1 thrillated 2018-07-27
The sub has passed you by.
1 Tim_Simonds 2018-07-27
Whoever made this should meet the Nanette lady and then they should both fucking drown themselves
1 thrillated 2018-07-27
You truly are stupid.
1 BergStonewall 2018-07-27
Joe got pretty emotional near the end. Hope he's okay.
1 Jewspiracydawg 2018-07-27
What's in his dumb hands? For some reason I always to think it's a pigeon.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-27
Pills
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-27
Pills, but a pigeon or dove would be hilarious
1 DiploMaFF 2018-07-27
Yeah those pill bottles look a lot like a pigeon you're right
1 Jewspiracydawg 2018-07-27
Thank you for agreeing.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-27
Did you ever start the Otto and George episode you teased at the end of the Patrice one?
1 thrillated 2018-07-27
I've been wondering that too, there will be a Bob Kelly episode as well hopefully. /u/Porsalin, comment?
1 porsalin 2018-07-27
Yeah I'll keep doing them as long as people mostly like them. I'll do Bobby, Norm, Nick, Rogan, O&G - then maybe redo a couple. Like another Colin/Louis CK one etc. They work as a dumb, goofy mirror to what's going on with Matarese's and OnA's world so as long as there's audio out there I'll keep going.
1 thrillated 2018-07-27
That's joyous news.
1 radiospringy 2018-07-27
Dave Landau?
1 porsalin 2018-07-27
I did but felt two dead guys back to back would have been too 'gaggy' so wanted to put a bit of distance between them.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-07-27
Goddammit these are so good. We need a Matarese v. Matarese episode.
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-07-27
Even Jersey isn't 100%. You know how many of those guineas are half Irish or nigger or whatever... He's a fucking 100% dopey.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-27
linger longer ya dope
1 ThePoorLad 2018-07-27
If I ever want to wife up I'll give her full access to my Reddit history hold me to my word rapist with AIDS
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
I'm not defending another male dutifully with emotion while trying to act detached
Why are you pretending they're the same thing and that I'm somehow contradicting myself
Why do you have to lie? Is the reality of your existence not good enough? You couldn't win in the world of truth and fact so you had to retreat like a coward into lies and fabrications?
That's pretty pathetic
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-27
The Lakers beat the Cowboys.
1 thrillated 2018-07-27
I've been wondering that too, there will be a Bob Kelly episode as well hopefully. /u/Porsalin, comment?
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-07-27
Backdoor little Joseph.
1 porsalin 2018-07-27
I did but felt two dead guys back to back would have been too 'gaggy' so wanted to put a bit of distance between them.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-27
Translation: you're better at this than me, and it hurts me
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2018-07-27
You're getting animated over what another man does on the internet. Pretty gay shit there, bud.