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46  2018-07-26 by OpieEatsBoogers

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Don't even play with my heart like this, brotherman.

The Tits and Dope Hits Show?

Sorry I got nothing.

Opster and Junkster?

Opie and Opioid

Sniff and Schneef

Opie and opium.

Dopie and the Dope Fiend

C cup and D cup

Any idea what the show would be called?

SAUD

(Stammering, Awkward, Uncomfortable DogShit)

(swooshing noise) Miserable Sociopath Who Has Never Made Anyone Smile and Soulless Junkie Who Would Push Any Of You Infront Of A Train For A Vial Of Crack in the afternoon, quack quack

MSWHNMASASJWWPAOYIOATFAVOC for short.

That's going to look great on a coffee mug.

/r/MSWHNMASASJWWPAOYIOATFAVOC

Afternoon Drive with Sniff and Snort

Tits & The Schnoz

2 Guys Whose Radio Success Was 100% Because Of Another Person

Breasts and the Big Nose

Tits n’ The Corpse

So Opies fake account announces this and also tags two guys the fake account has had a "internet feud" with for some time....

AND NO VOS PLUG??? WHAT THE FUCK???

I had a good one the other day. Still riding high on that one.

Way to crop out the FUCKING subject you dope.

Subject was "what conspiracy theory do you think is real?"

Its been proven it isnt Opie you fool

yeah nah

I can confirm this report as accurate, should be announced within the next few weeks.

Greg how much do you miss being in the room with two.funny people?

That's a Saturday.

Afternoon Drive around doing errands

That is fucking priceless.

That proves two things; it literally can't be true (not that anybody believed it), and this kind of dimwittery could have only come from Tits himself.

Remember he tried to rope Artie into a "he's my new co-host" lie some months back, and Artie was all confused, like he might have agreed to it in a drug haze, but wasn't sure?

Tits is a real cunt for dragging Artie into his bullshit. Artie's at the end of the end of the line. He probably only has a few weeks left on this planet, at most, yet there's Tits, trying to generate some heat off his near-corpse.

Fake jews

Ugh, that would be the worst show ever. The junkie would repeat himself all the time and Tits would get resentful and cunty.

Not necessarily in that order

Fag news errrr.....fake news..... Robotic nobody with the imagination of an ant. (no pun intended)

Artie will be constantly late from having to reattach his nose.

Sorry Ope, I can't come in. I'm sick. Sick as a dog...

Believe the origin of this report can be traced directly back to the Russian cyber underground.

Would be a great opportunity to hear the "Jew broad fights draculas" story another 60 times.

Draculas are faawwwwkin broootal.

Uncles say the darndest things!

Every time I read that stupid saiyan name I want to smash his fingers with a brick for being so fucking childish.

Shoot Up and the Washed Up

All I want is for Opie to get fired within the month and SXM replacing Sam with Artie.

I don't know if you could even technically call what he does for Westwood One "employment."

Great, so basically this is an Opie pop-up but in a studio where Artie is MIA. Cool. Perhaps then Carl can do a shit load of heroin and pretend to be Artie. Sherod could put in fake teeth and be Beetlejuice and Ant can put on 100 lbs and be Gary and we can have a bizarro stern show

The Radio Report and Corrado Soprano should have an afternoon drive off a very high mountain.

That lispy negro fag is behind that Twitter

MSWHNMASASJWWPAOYIOATFAVOC for short.