Theory- Alex Jones doesn't pay Anthony a penny to do Infowars. His remuneration is "free" plugs for CM on a platform that actually has a large number of subscribers. This is Jones's cunning payback for years of being mocked by Anthony on O&A, humiliating the old guinea with exploitation.

67  2018-07-26 by McGowan9

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He also further ass-fucks Nana by rewriting his narrative ("he was fired by Sirius for saying it's wrong to kill police officers") and watching Cumia keep his mouth shut and not correct him, like a good little bitch. Jones probably got head from Missy Muscles while he loudly berated Cumia for being a towelhead.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Alex said Cumia was fired for saying cops shouldn't be shot in the back of the head execution style.

Every time he's on infowars the story gets more and more ridiculous.

It would be kind of interesting to know whether that's a work that they discussed doing and went with, or whether Alex is just a histrionic alcoholic with a frail grasp of the truth. Maybe both.

Both.

By the look Ant gave him I'd say he made it up.

A male adult - "Haha, what the hell are you talking about Alex? That didn't happen, you lunatic."

Anthony - Silence accompanied by a huge nervous grin.

How does he prefer they be shot?

In a drunken standoff at the McMansion stemming from a wellness check gone horribly wrong.

Missy Muscles? A new character emerges!

I'm shocked nobody has drawn the parallel between Antony's spot on infowars and Sam's spot on the WWE.

As dumb as wrestling is at least Sam gets flown around to places and it does legitimately promote his nonsense podcast which he may make money from via advertising. Who the fuck would sub to compound media because Ant does a hour every Thursday in the middle of the day?

i wouldnt!

Well by gosh it’s great that we have you here!

It played in perfectly with post-2008 Ant's obsession with being a political pundit. Be more funny!

of course he doesnt get paid. fucking idiot.

Jones makes millions running, what is essentially, a 4 hour long infomercial for the dietary supplements he peddles. Anyone who debases themselves by working for him without getting paid, and paid handsomely, is a dumb shit. Do you really think Cumia is pulling in thousands of new subscribers as a direct result of his Infowars appearances? Because I don't.

Me neither. But Anthony is dumb.

We can agree on that.

Jones slipped on air once and admitted he signs checks for people making LESS than 40 thousand a year.

What are you talking about? This is Anthony's dream job. He gets to spout off conservative talking points and get taken serious. Anthony would pay to have this job. He doesn't care about the money. Although, I'm sure he has gained a lot of subscribers from doing the show.

Although, I'm sure he has gained a lot of subscribers from doing the show.

Are you sure about that?

I mean probably some.

the Alex Jones audience should be the most likely to subscribe to your out of touch overprized irrelevant murrica shouting network

Yeah I think you're right.

The brilliant thing about "Sex for Sam" is that it advertised Opie and Anthony to millions of people who'd never heard of them before. The only way that Ant is going to keep Compound Media going is by appealing to a new audience.

“His remuneration is “free” plugs for CM....”

Don’t use vocabulary words, please.

Shut up, retard.

Fair point.

Who’s Anthony Crumia ?

You want to know who Anthony Crumia was? He was a filthy child murderer who killed at least 20 kids in the neighborhood. Kids we all knew.

THE ARCHETYPAL COCKSUCKER

I enjoy a lot of things that have come from Alex Jones kicking down the doors of disgusting levels of financial success.

His Infowars videos get 2-8K views, which is about what each of the two dozen videos that get uploaded on Alex's channel every day get. Why pay him? He brings nothing to the channel. People are only clicking because its another Infowars video.

You mean Anthony didn’t rise again?

If that's the case it's not the worst decision Antwan ever made, Jones is popular accross a large spectrum of the population, remember that even comedians like Patrice,Stanhope and Rogan love the guy. If anything I'm surprised Alex Jones wants anything to do with Al-Cummia,he's more of a young turks kind of guy these days. Nothing really makes him a right winger except for the guns issue and that's mostly a Democrat issue it's not quintesentially left like abortion or fag rights.

He's anti-freedom of speech going so far as to call up some young guy's university dean bc he DARED make fun of his "alleged" tranny fucking,the panera thing,ransom for this sub etc. etc. He literally only goes after people who offend his sensibilities or dare mock him which is classic SJW behaviour( on the contrary extremists left or right will target someone with destruction bc they are a "threat" to their goals, see bolsheviks or nazis during their rise to power). He'll bitch about some celebrity saying blabla but he forgets 5 minutes later(based pillhead)

He leads a degenerate lifestyle and is proud of it ,gambing ,behaving like a monkey at the casinos,alchoholism to the point of blacking out(both literally and figuratevely),,pill popping, plastic surgery combined with whatever hormone replacement teraphy he's got going. And then we get to the sexual shit he admits,his penchant for young women that are emaciated and have mental issues ,his attraction for even younger girls or dudes that dress like girls. He's below Bill Maher "weed and ho's" and even lefties kinda mock Maherfor his lifestyle. No legacy,burns through money on frivolity, has no real desire to affect the world in a posivite way, he' basically an old antifa who decided to fuck the ideology but kept the lifestyle.

I have an uncle who is about as classic an old school Conservative with a capital C as you can get. He is a stern, joyless man who thinks talking about yourself too much is a sin of pride. I don't think I've ever seen him enjoy a really hearty laugh and am pretty sure the only times he's ever had sex were the times he and his wife conceived their three children.

Having said that, he's a very decent man who would do anything for the people he cares about and would die before breaking the law or asking someone for help. He would be horrified to be compared in any way to someone like Anthony and would probably gladly volunteer to execute him for his crimes against women and children.

Yeah they may not be fun or even likeable but these are the people that build society. Imagine a neighbourhood filled with Anthony Cumia's. Just that fucking dirty wop's entitlement to constantly have loud parties thinking that his compound is in some secluded woods not literally surrounded by other people.

Meanwhile an yenta whispers to her bespeckeled allergy ridden son: "see,this is why we let the goyim have any money." while he nods in silent agreement instinctively rubbinghands.exe

Guys like that, I just want them to try crack one time

Not long enough.

Oh daddy's dirty size queen.

I'm pretty sure Anthony would do this for free, even if he didn't get plugs. This is his dream job.

I really wish I could go back to like 2006 and show everyone from the show where all of these guys are today. Patrice did the right thing and ate himself into a coma before he could become a monumental embarrassment.

Talk show guests don’t get paid! Lol

i wouldnt!