daddy like

I forgot all about Tindr Chip, that was a good bit

This is brilliant

Thanks.

Any good natural alternatives to Viagra for a raging alcoholic?

Yes, stop drinking and start playing some competitive sports.

In a couple of months you'll be able to hang wet towels on your angry erection.

Sports are for fags and I don't want to drink less.

It's obviously a blood flow issue, what if I jog to the fridge between beers?

You can't achieve or maintain an erection, you've got nothing to lose. Sure, try it.

Can I still smoke meth?

Stop jacking for a few days

A Jew broad prejudice against Chippersons in this day and age!

she probably googled rich vos and opie and anthony came up, then she immediately knew you were a fan of faggots.

Where Thomas_Daly when you need him ?

If you think the “chip” character is funny, you’re the biggest faggot on reddit.

If you think the “chip” character is funny, you’re the biggest faggot on reddit.

'tell me something I probalby dont know' wtf, women really think they live inside one of those shitty chick flicks

Did you ask her on a date to see Vos next weekend?

This is gay as fuck.