Good. Fuck that bitch. I don’t give a shit about hardwick but its crazy that he could lose all his shit for expecting sex from his girlfriend.

She forgot that you don’t declare war for ridiculously flimsy reasons against the granddaughter of William Randolph Hearst. They won’t even break open the war chest. They’ll just drop it on your head. Considering what her mom got away with, do you think she’s gonna let her husband go down because he had the dignity to dump a cheater? Hardwick should call her and say, “I drink your milkshake. Now enjoy your burrito.”

I despise Chris Hardwick's shows, but good for him getting his gig back. The idea that heresay on the internet can ruin someone's career is insane.

“He’s doing very well right now and I can only speak from my own experience, where the man I married was not the man who was written about in that article,” Hardwick's wife Lydia Hearsttold Variety at San Diego Comic-Con.

What a magnificent PR answer:

• Emphasise that his honour has been restored,
• Don't call Dykstra a liar; don't give her allies anything to rally around,
• Plant the idea that Dykstra's just jealous; "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". (Dykstra's complaint actually starts with her talking about entering her 30s; if anyone goes back to read it that comment will reframe the whole thing.)

....all wrapped up in one sentence.

She deserves a tongue permanently parked in her asshole

Hmm. “Investigation” probably went something like this:

“Ugh. He’s like the 10th one, and people are starting to get tired of this shit.”

“There’s some shit online that says he didn’t do it, right? Just send him an email that he has his job back. Scarlett, hop back on.” Phone hangs up.