How old is this faggot?

mentally?

I'd say about 9 or 10.

43.

Look at those filthy fucking fingers. #DirtyChef

He has "I've been a fat lazy douche my entire life" fingers. There is nothing grosser than that.

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All Cubans are born that way

The fries at in n out suck dicks.

The burgers aren't awful, but they are definitely overrated, too.

I like the burgers. I wouldn't say they are overrated. Pretty much as good as you're going to get from an actual fast food place.

I want to smash that watch with a ball peen hammer then stuff it in his pocket

Fucking saltwater nigger

Nice hairline, stupid.

Guess we know why your collection of baseball hats is so large.

Carl without a hat

Jason AleFaggot

Carl Ruiz Brutananadilewski

That’s hate speech, goy.

He looks like a fat hyman roth

I hope he gets raped by Hand Banana

HAHAHA, this loser has George Costanza hair under all of the desperately obvious insecurity that he piles onto his stupid body.

I legit thought that was Barth from You Can't Do That On Television. https://i.imgur.com/KAUhurO.jpg

Captain Spicard.

I’ve never understood why some people feel they have to have this ‘outrageous’ look to get ahead in entertainment.

Like who’s the biggest comedian right now? Well until recently it was Louis CK. So does Louis dress and act like a screeching buffoon to get ahead? No, he looks like a regular guy, and gets by on his talent. So why does Bert Kreischer feel the need to take his shirt off and yell at the top of his lungs and bounce off the walls? Does he think that will propel him to Louis-levels of success some how?

Similarly, who’s the biggest celebrity chef? I don’t know, but it was people like Alton Brown, Emeril, Gordon Ramsay. Do any of them wear ironic hats, ironic glasses, ironic t shirts, and smoke Marlboros ironically? No, the just look like regular guys who are good at their jobs. So why does this shithead Carl think to himself, “I need to brand myself as a asshole to get ahead!”

there's no strategy to carl's faggotry

Twelve years ago, Carl bumped into Fieri in New York. At the time, Carl was married and gainfully employed.

Over that time span, Carl's watched as everything's gone away. His wife left him. He lives in a dump. He drives a thirty year old car that's worth $600.

This is the thing that Opie is good at - he knows how to find people who are just hyper-narcissistic, the kind of people that will literally drive their entire lives into a ditch if that's what it takes to keep the attention coming.

That's why his podcast is so interesting. He's documenting the sad lives of these losers.

Ant got lucky and made a bunch of money, but if he hadn't, his existence would be every bit as sad as Carl's.

https://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2013/01/food_network_to_showcase_marie.html

Carl Ruiz treated Guy Fieri to dinner before he was a star.

In October, Fieri returned the favor in a big way.

Ruiz's deli, Marie's Italian Specialties, will be featured on the on the Food Network's popular "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives" at 10 p.m. It will also air Tuesday at 1 a.m. and Feb. 1 at 9 p.m.

Ruiz met Fieri when the spiky-haired chef was on "The Next Food Network Star" in 2006. Ruiz said they were both walking through Chelsea Market when Ruiz gave him his card and told him he'd treat him to a free dinner at the New York City restaurant at which Ruiz was working.

That's a lot of words, brother man

True. Tits can only work with people who need him, or he has power over. Fortunately Tits' autism and general toxicity is driving Carl to hate him over time.

He is chef diversity try-hard of Guy Fairy. Looking for the next mayo-ketchup concoction of Donkey Sauce to trademark.

Alton Brown did the condescending nerd shtick, Emeril was all catch phrases, Gordon Ramsey screams a lot. They all have attention seeking techniques. The difference is, those 3 chefs also have talent and charisma. Carl has cat shirts.

secret gay lover

Well they have one thing in common

You're just trying to get that $500 a week and this cunt starts asking if you have an extra hat... I hope they wiped ball grease on his fries.

I like the thought but I can't think of much I'd want on my balls than fry grease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOl_L31c0Yo

fag

Punch that burger into his glasses.

I will say he discovered the gayest possible way to hold a fast food soda cup; it's kinda impressive

Hey In-N-Out Burger, can you barf in my fries? Love that shit.

Those are good burgers, Walter.

I wonder if his ex-wife was thinking of Carl making this face whilst cheating on him.

This is a grown man, folks.

Hope he keeps this healthy diet for a couple more months..

Something about this fools face that makes me want to beat the shit out of him

And he's not even showing his Marianas-sized gap teeth.

how could someone marry this mongoloid?

I cant believe miss chipperson fucked this asshole

How does he have an entire burger, yet his plate is completely dismantled?

Does this crypto kike ever eat anything that isn't junk food? , disgusting Cunt.

why wear an in n out shirt at in n out burger fucking asshole

why wear an in n out shirt at in n out burger fucking asshole

Those are good burgers, Walter.

ur fawkin gud

Insecure bald faggot.

He looks dirty and so does the greasy food.

I've never heard this faggots voice and i still hate him

What a shock, the guy who always wears a hat has fucking horrible horseshoe baldness.

I like the burgers. I wouldn't say they are overrated. Pretty much as good as you're going to get from an actual fast food place.

fag