And the night he was contemplating suicide he had just spent the evening in Vegas entertaining Mary Jean. If that doesn't make you want to kill yourself, nothing will.
I don't know man, it's tough. He submitted himself as a doormat to this extremely unfunny Cook chick. He also went on air & said he's so lonely he just wants someone to cuddle & love him, lol.
I finally saw black panther. It was ok. It was a little more interesting than the average dumb super hero movie I guess. Nothing amazing about it.
I love how it was randomly pushed as the first ‘black’ movie and black people stupidly ate that shit up. It reminded me of when Andre the giant and Hulk Hogan fought and it was billed as the first time they ever fought and that they were great friends before that. Really they had wrestled dozens of times across the country.
The message was “killing people as revenge for slavery is bad”. Also: no matter the King/President, serve your country, not revolution. Wasn’t an average superhero movie. A corporate, liberal, globalist movie with a message for blacks encouraging something besides revolution and rioting.
Well there's Blade, which was a better movie that came out 20 years before. Also Spawn, which was not great but still a better movie that...came out 20 years before.
Star Trek DS9 had a black captain/commander/lead, lots of controversy over THAT from those racist white nerds, wait...
Well Star Trek Voyager had a female captain and those nerds really hated it....Because, well it was fucking terrible.
The Rock is half black and is one of the most beloved wrestlers of all time, at the very least top 5 and probably top 2, and arguably America's only real action star since the 90s. People have begged for him to be in a superhero movie for years.
But the Walt Disney company made a superhero popcorn movie of the artistic caliber of being on a Burger King cup and if you don't like it you're a klansman. It's so odd that critics go so crazy for Disney films, huh? Buy the box set, goy!
I should write a movie... cash in on some white guilt. Write some mediocre script with some subtle racial shit thrown in there that I won’t have to explain.
Because movie studios are businesses, and bad reviews are bad for business! So why not make everything special interest, so if you don't love it you're racist! Go on goyim, make the 7:00 show!
I wish I had read this earlier, I already sent it to Jim & Kelsey before I even made the thread 😣 I think Norton mutes trolls instead of blocking them outright which is the wormier way to deal with it in my opinion. It sidesteps the "u bloct" prompt that would inspire more accounts & vitriol directed at him.
What's the trick to bypassing giving your phone #? Anytime I feel like darkening Groomia or the worm's doorstep with a fresh account, I get flagged immediately and forced to verify via cell.
haha poor little worm. posts a picture of himself crying in a deeply emotional state desperate for his supporters or anyone who cares about him to stop him from finally giving into the daily compulsion he fights to end it all. the actual response he received is unrelenting insults and memes about how he's a pussy and people supporting him to go ahead and do it.
If this pussy would just have a beer and fucking relax, he may be able to live a normal life. He’s just so caught up in himself. Narcissistic little twat.
nah he just prefers to go to birthday dinners in an empty restaurant with a braindead porn start and his coworker who probably felt obligated to go. how could booze make his life any better
He's like a 13 year old boy who develops a thing for any female that speaks to him. I'm amazed he hasn't been MeToo'd yet. Even his harassment of Gabby meant she had to stay off of Riotcast for a few weeks and caused a rift between Jim and Bob Kelly.
I love how the Hate has turned to this cum loving moulting Turnip. As a recovering addict (Fuck you Jim) he should be honest with his audience about his battle with delusional self-identification. We can't call him a Faggot Retard in this PC age, but he should admit to us, and himself, he is challenged and needs help.
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1 Dachosen17 2018-07-25
why would norton care about those two bitches he is obviously still torn over his relationship with princess alena
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-07-25
was going to say the exact same thing. I like a good Norton beating but he doesnt give a fuck about these chicks getting hitched. He likes Nordick
1 Woodaby 2018-07-25
And the night he was contemplating suicide he had just spent the evening in Vegas entertaining Mary Jean. If that doesn't make you want to kill yourself, nothing will.
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2018-07-25
Mary Jean And Sam...AND he admitted to it!
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-25
I don't know man, it's tough. He submitted himself as a doormat to this extremely unfunny Cook chick. He also went on air & said he's so lonely he just wants someone to cuddle & love him, lol.
1 lrkr526 2018-07-25
I think you need to make a Meeting man. I can’t say what kind because they value anonymity.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-07-25
Gotta stick a picture of Chelsea Peretti next to her Oscar winning black husband on there as well.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-07-25
Gotta stick a picture of pregnant Chelsea Peretti next to her Oscar winning black husband on there as well.
1 Blade_XL 2018-07-25
That lady has the most obvious KIKE nose I think I’ve ever seen.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-07-25
But that ass is all thicc Italian.
1 dmix 2018-07-25
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/57/2f/9d572fde455a01793fb4913a195f75f4.jpg
1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-25
Kike nose, close to undeserved Oscar. Kinda strange!
1 Mintwa 2018-07-25
Ever since he made that shitty "horror" movie he has become insufferable.
1 Blade_XL 2018-07-25
I’ve noticed that literally all black movies get an automatic 90%+ now on the aggregator sites lmao.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-07-25
THANK YOU
1 dopef123 2018-07-25
I finally saw black panther. It was ok. It was a little more interesting than the average dumb super hero movie I guess. Nothing amazing about it.
I love how it was randomly pushed as the first ‘black’ movie and black people stupidly ate that shit up. It reminded me of when Andre the giant and Hulk Hogan fought and it was billed as the first time they ever fought and that they were great friends before that. Really they had wrestled dozens of times across the country.
1 brmlb 2018-07-25
The message was “killing people as revenge for slavery is bad”. Also: no matter the King/President, serve your country, not revolution. Wasn’t an average superhero movie. A corporate, liberal, globalist movie with a message for blacks encouraging something besides revolution and rioting.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-25
Well there's Blade, which was a better movie that came out 20 years before. Also Spawn, which was not great but still a better movie that...came out 20 years before.
Star Trek DS9 had a black captain/commander/lead, lots of controversy over THAT from those racist white nerds, wait...
Well Star Trek Voyager had a female captain and those nerds really hated it....Because, well it was fucking terrible.
The Rock is half black and is one of the most beloved wrestlers of all time, at the very least top 5 and probably top 2, and arguably America's only real action star since the 90s. People have begged for him to be in a superhero movie for years.
But the Walt Disney company made a superhero popcorn movie of the artistic caliber of being on a Burger King cup and if you don't like it you're a klansman. It's so odd that critics go so crazy for Disney films, huh? Buy the box set, goy!
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-07-25
Don't forget meteor man
1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-25
And don't YOU forget Blankman.
1 crookedmile 2018-07-25
That movie gets a pass for this scene alone: "If my calculations are correct, J5 should be gingerly on his way!" *robot falls down stairs
1 BlueBash 2018-07-25
Handiman was better
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-07-25
Let's not forget Steel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCKmlnAXstU
1 TriangleDimes 2018-07-25
Black Panther is with Ant Man near the bottom of Marvel movies
1 VicDumb 2018-07-25
I should write a movie... cash in on some white guilt. Write some mediocre script with some subtle racial shit thrown in there that I won’t have to explain.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-25
Because movie studios are businesses, and bad reviews are bad for business! So why not make everything special interest, so if you don't love it you're racist! Go on goyim, make the 7:00 show!
1 Mintwa 2018-07-25
The best part is every positive review is by a white person. I'm sure its just a coincidence that most of them are Jewish that push this shit.
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2018-07-25
"The people of Wakanda have never been conquered." -Spoken in English with a French West-African accent.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-25
right up there with (Donald Glover)[http://theybf.com/sites/default/files/497581d4e9b.jpg]
1 hellofriendo1234 2018-07-25
C O L O N I Z E D
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-07-25
haha I didn't see the pregnant part, I thought she'd just become a whale
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-07-25
https://youtu.be/iYVO5bUFww0
1 Cawdor 2018-07-25
Who is the blonde?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-25
Opie
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2018-07-25
bunch of sharks on this subreddit
1 Mintwa 2018-07-25
You sound like you could use a garage door opener joke in your life.
1 Cawdor 2018-07-25
Is that a show reference? I don’t know that one
1 Mintwa 2018-07-25
You will be sorry you asked.
https://twitter.com/KelseyCook/status/991036818161262592
1 Cawdor 2018-07-25
Ugh.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-07-25
Yeah her jokes suck, but her tits are HILARIOUS.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-25
Nobody tweet this to him, please.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-25
I wish I had read this earlier, I already sent it to Jim & Kelsey before I even made the thread 😣 I think Norton mutes trolls instead of blocking them outright which is the wormier way to deal with it in my opinion. It sidesteps the "u bloct" prompt that would inspire more accounts & vitriol directed at him.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-07-25
What's the trick to bypassing giving your phone #? Anytime I feel like darkening Groomia or the worm's doorstep with a fresh account, I get flagged immediately and forced to verify via cell.
1 SGFTI 2018-07-25
That's gonna be one unfunny big-chinned baby.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-07-25
The one on the right seems to have a huge chin too, now that someone posted a side view.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-25
you can only Kirk Cinnamon-away those tears so long before they force themselves out, baby boy
1 Jungies 2018-07-25
$5 says Norton has a makeup mirror just like that, complete with photos.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-07-25
haha poor little worm. posts a picture of himself crying in a deeply emotional state desperate for his supporters or anyone who cares about him to stop him from finally giving into the daily compulsion he fights to end it all. the actual response he received is unrelenting insults and memes about how he's a pussy and people supporting him to go ahead and do it.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-07-25
If this pussy would just have a beer and fucking relax, he may be able to live a normal life. He’s just so caught up in himself. Narcissistic little twat.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-07-25
nah he just prefers to go to birthday dinners in an empty restaurant with a braindead porn start and his coworker who probably felt obligated to go. how could booze make his life any better
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-07-25
He could overdose from it
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-07-25
Do it again but with Anthony and one of his lil retards
1 762x39mm 2018-07-25
Stop dude, this is too real. This is me in 20 years.
1 thrillated 2018-07-25
Get a good woman, fag
1 turdthief3 2018-07-25
Same
1 Strity123 2018-07-25
Jim will always think of the Viking as the one that got away.
1 BP-47 2018-07-25
The Worm won't see 60.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-07-25
I like how Lauren is trying to use Dave's head to hide her monstrosity of a chin.
1 turdthief3 2018-07-25
Ok, but let it be known that Kelsey Cook's boyfriend looks dresses like a 90s boy band singer
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2018-07-25
"Hey Jim can you go get us both a water? Hurry. And crawl on your knees. Thanks." (what Jim fantasizes about as being a 'normal' relationship)
1 Kizzner 2018-07-25
He's like a 13 year old boy who develops a thing for any female that speaks to him. I'm amazed he hasn't been MeToo'd yet. Even his harassment of Gabby meant she had to stay off of Riotcast for a few weeks and caused a rift between Jim and Bob Kelly.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-07-25
I love how the Hate has turned to this cum loving moulting Turnip. As a recovering addict (Fuck you Jim) he should be honest with his audience about his battle with delusional self-identification. We can't call him a Faggot Retard in this PC age, but he should admit to us, and himself, he is challenged and needs help.
1 haiboi 2018-07-25
Dave smith is a good looking guy who is unfunny and smarmy.
Jim norton looks like boo radley fucked mr roeper
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-07-25
DO SOMETHING STUPID, STUPID!!!
1 399may 2018-07-25
Lauren is with that fuckin bum hack Dave that shit cracks me up. And honestly, even before all the Jimmy beef I found the man insufferable.