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popular brands and being arrogant about food is his personality

ME: I'm all in with the Sam Roberts 2.0

Calls people peasants... lives in a caravan while his wife cheated on him and took the restaurant

Marie got some strange? Was wondering why they got divorced. Hell of a rack on that broad.

It worries me that you're invested enough to know that.

I didn't know he was married, divorced, or really anything about him. I tuned out all his appearances on O&A because they were stupid food episodes.

No Carl tried to fuck Mrs. Chipperson and the wife found out

Words can’t describe the loathing I have for this cunt.ick.

That's sort of ironic, since he has such difficulty with words that most of his tweets are pictures expressing a sentiment that he couldn't convey in writing. That's how fucking dumb he is.

i picture can say a thousand n-words

Goblin-faced scuuuuuuumbaaaag

I hope the divorce leaves this fraud in an even smaller trailer than he's already squatting in. None of those people you're mocking are at age 50 doing YouTube reviews of Five Guys burgers to pay for their try-hard "Please don't notice my baldness" meme wardrobe, slob.

God, he looks like Bart when he put on that disguise after trying to steal BoneStorm

MOM: Hmm, that boys parents made some terrible mistakes.

OPIE: Shut up, Mom!

People who wear "funny" shirts are the fucking worst.

That shirt looks like every crappy bootleg shirt that pops up in a Facebook ad. Probably actually how he got it.

Enough with the novelty tees, no personality having motherfucker

He went from being Guy Fieri’s bitch to being Opie’s bitch, how can we cut him down any further than life already has?

Get him a job as third mic on jim and Sam?

This guy is a nerd

I bet this fucking lumpy faggot also collects sneakers.

I wish the very worst death possible for this fucking hippo toothed wetback fuck.

He collects velcro sneakers. Even Brother Joe has to tie up his best court footwear.

Even Brother Joe has to tie up his best court footwear.

That lyric beats anything Dylan or Springsteen ever wrote.

Mud coffee, rubbery eggs, ball of rice. Yup, that's living like a non-peasant king alright.

Does he have a hat for every "outfit"?

he's got a lid for every occasion brothaman

He really is a try hard faggit

How is this different from when O&A made fun of construction workers and truckers and shamed people who basically made less than 50k a year? If you don't like it stop giving them money..

I think the Mad Cuban might be a crypto-jew. My radar goes off. Based Castro kicked his ass out the country idk

He really is a revolting specimen.

Thank God he wasn't on the Mariel Boatlift or it would have sunk.

Nice 1980 reference, stupid.

His next t shirt is going to say "won't live past fifty, let's play parcheesi!"

Anyone over the age of 19 who wears graphic tees and baseball caps is a fucking queer.

9*

He probably eats tums by the fistful to counterbalance all that fried yum yum

Light cigarettes fucking suck.

He looks like a retarded David Cross.

At least he wears funny shirts.

Oh cool. Bobo took a shower

wtf is that, it looks awful.

fawkin some dried out eggs, rice and a cup of loose stool.

Julio Iglesias would make a terrible president, you stupid spic.

There are times I wish Carl had had more of an impact on the O&A world, just so we could spend more time fully deconstructing the minutiae of what sucks about him.

How old is carl?

Not too old for Mrs. Chipperson.

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When he got all butthurt and salty about the chocolates, his true colors really came out.

Aren't all chefs just dropouts that couldn't get real jobs so settle for the food industry?

This same faggot threw a temper tantrum when someone knocked candy out of his hand. His only comeback was that he made more money than the the person who did it.

What a baby-boy.

Ah yes. Typical "indulgence equals class" shithead.

He's a fat tub of shit, but actually not as much of one as he should be based on the amount of food he eats.