It is. This is the page that started the “Robert Downey Jr is the source of gossip on Hollywood’s secret starlet prostitution ring” rumour. It’s written by a guy who says he’s a Hollywood entertainment lawyer, but is actually a mediocre land and titles lawyer in Arizona, or something.
This is what will happen: Their tour will sell out so fucking fast, that SJW's will have to protest the clubs; first by writing to owners, then by picketing outside. Because they thought they killed their careers to the point where no one would care about seeing them again, only to have both men sell out the Garden and every theatre across the country. The media will try to blast it, but ticket sales will win out in the end, as far as what people want to see and don't want to see. And cunts like Tits Nomoro will have to sit still and take it...It's among the consumers; real merit-ball shit.
What long running show that launched so many successful careers was Attell on? Not being a dick at all but I can't think of one. Honestly Norm makes a lot more sense unless Dave was on I Love the 80's or some shit.
Yeah. That's when he and Sarah Silverman were dating. They were both featured players and Dave served mainly as a writer than a performer. But that's where he got his start. He was actually there the same time as Norm.
Norm fits the clues and he’s working on a new talk show. The lawyer - probably Gloria Allred or her daughter Lisa Bloom - will never have a better time to leverage Norm’s fame to their advantage.
Accepting payment to watch him pull his pud then deciding years later you were "violated" and consulting a lawyer should sound like stupid parody but it's depressingly believable these days.
32 comments
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-07-23
Attell? CQ?
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-07-23
Someone beat ya to the punch:
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/90zscm/could_our_fearless_leader_be_in_trouble/?utm_source=reddit-android
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-07-23
I don't know. But if sex allegations are going to come with a teaser now, I think a sponsor is going to be the next step in this movement.
1 KillerKuhn 2018-07-23
I bet my first born son that it's not Norm. He's a gambler, not a sex guy.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-23
I'll take that bet.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-07-23
Fucking Joe Devito is at it again.
1 thrillated 2018-07-23
Colin forced females to watch VHS tapes of Crocodile Dundee 2
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-07-23
Sounds like all he’s guilty of is showing the ladies a good time.
1 Jani3D 2018-07-23
He gives a care
1 CuckECheese 2018-07-23
Would have been better if it was Crocodile Dundee 1 but hey, they're all good.
1 Spokker 2018-07-23
That looks like a post on Blogger.
1 VeganHam 2018-07-23
It is. This is the page that started the “Robert Downey Jr is the source of gossip on Hollywood’s secret starlet prostitution ring” rumour. It’s written by a guy who says he’s a Hollywood entertainment lawyer, but is actually a mediocre land and titles lawyer in Arizona, or something.
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2018-07-23
Oh cases where women engage in consenting acts but run low on cash later in life? Really worth that law degree.
1 BackstabbingSammy 2018-07-23
Kevin Nealon was always up to no good.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-07-23
He certainly sucked a fat one when he did weekend update
1 Donater666 2018-07-23
Yeah, put Louis and Norm on tour together. We’ll see how over their careers are.
1 TangerineReam 2018-07-23
This is what will happen: Their tour will sell out so fucking fast, that SJW's will have to protest the clubs; first by writing to owners, then by picketing outside. Because they thought they killed their careers to the point where no one would care about seeing them again, only to have both men sell out the Garden and every theatre across the country. The media will try to blast it, but ticket sales will win out in the end, as far as what people want to see and don't want to see. And cunts like Tits Nomoro will have to sit still and take it...It's among the consumers; real merit-ball shit.
1 Sockucucka 2018-07-23
Why would he pay them? They should be paying him to see him fling his comedic genius cum in hopes of catching a little funny from him.
1 OochyWally 2018-07-23
Leave Goat Boy alone!!!
1 Sippycupofpee 2018-07-23
CQ or attel. But probably CQ, which is why he had a heart attack when he learned about the lawyer.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-23
What long running show that launched so many successful careers was Attell on? Not being a dick at all but I can't think of one. Honestly Norm makes a lot more sense unless Dave was on I Love the 80's or some shit.
1 EastSideDan 2018-07-23
Attell was on a little thing called Saturday Night Live.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-23
Oh wow, no shit. I only know him from stand up, Insomiac, and Outlaw Golf 2. I'm a pretty uncultured fool.
1 EastSideDan 2018-07-23
Yeah. That's when he and Sarah Silverman were dating. They were both featured players and Dave served mainly as a writer than a performer. But that's where he got his start. He was actually there the same time as Norm.
1 TheElDan 2018-07-23
So it’s supposed to be worse that he paid the girls after he got consent and did nothing to them physically? Get real.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-23
I think its Jersey joe piscopo.
1 oanda333 2018-07-23
oh "force" as in "they could have chosen to walk away but didn't"?
this again?
1 SwingBling 2018-07-23
"Forcing" and them staying and getting paid doesn't mix. Case closed move on. Cunts.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-07-23
Blind Items are Wikipedia with fewer steps and less oversight.
1 PeesaG 2018-07-23
If they try to take down Col this is my jihad.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-07-23
Peace be upon you.
1 VeganHam 2018-07-23
Norm fits the clues and he’s working on a new talk show. The lawyer - probably Gloria Allred or her daughter Lisa Bloom - will never have a better time to leverage Norm’s fame to their advantage.
1 age_of_cage 2018-07-23
Accepting payment to watch him pull his pud then deciding years later you were "violated" and consulting a lawyer should sound like stupid parody but it's depressingly believable these days.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-23
I'll take that bet.