Spastic fruit Jim Norton reacts to a UFC fight

333  2018-07-23 by revolvingmonk

97 comments

Still doesn't know what to do with his hands.....

Poor fella

it's like a facsimile of what a fan of the sport should be doing

What a homo.

Bisping is being very inconsiderate drinking alcohol next to the 35 years sober keeeeeeiiiiiid. Jimmy could've relapsed at any moment.

He was busy looking at muscle men in short shorts, he had no idea the alcohol was there.

Jim and Sam both like half-naked muscle men, like more than a friend.

Pussy Norton only reprimands his beards/girlfriends for drinking and smoking around him.

What a homo

"Don't get hurt"

Jimmy's what my grandmother used to call a "howling pansy".

She was a funny wit, that woman. Great cock sucker too.

Used to pick up hitchhikers who’d tickle her biopy

https://youtu.be/1IpeBtNWf_0

yeah tickle mg biopsy

Feed nana

I'll say!

used to

Let's hear it! How'd your nana die? Go.

Interesting, my grandmother used to call them ”Fucking faggots”

Looks like a wife watching her husband fight.

vurry good

/u/cro-magnon_sam will be performing at Mohegan Sun this Friday and Saturday

There it is, that’s the angle

Completely accurate

That or a sophomore chick reacting to the quarterback she's been crushing on getting sacked. Jimmy just wants to make some eye contact, and then he'll feel all warm inside.

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What an effeminate fruit.

These are the same mannerisms my 95 lb Filipina FWB would make when Paquaiao would fight. What a feminine little man.

what's the twink's name?

Watching two grown men wrestle, nothing gay about that.

To be fair, I guarentee Sam has the same concerned movements when watching choreographed wrestling.

;)

When I was in high school, there was this flamboyant faggot in my grade who would not admit he was gay. He would come to school dressed like David Bowie, speak with a gay lisp, and yet still maintain that he was straight.

For some reason, this made me furious. There was other gay kids who I had no problems with, because they admitted it, but I would relentlessly harass this poorly-closeted fag. At some point during college, I saw that he did indeed come out as gay.

That is how I feel about Jim right now. He's so blatantly fucking homosexual, yet just can't admit it. It's been said before, but he uses the tranny thing as a crutch so that he can be gay without actually admitting he's literally gay.

Jim is a fag, and for some reason it upsets me that he won't just admit it. I'd like and respect him more if he did.

He doesn’t deserve any of the perks he gets from his undeserved AIDS jokes fame

Why did I hear him speaking in Steve C’s voice while watching that?

Because his approach to a Steve C impression is to sound as faggoty as possible.

Jim will tell you that Alvarez is one of his "favorite fighters ever", yet he couldn't name one of his opponents from Bellator or Dream

"What's DREAM?"

  • Dim Norton, MMA podcast host

The only dream he knows involves a Norwegian strongman in a blond wig

lluuuuuuuuuvvvve that aboveground pool king, what was the dude he fought again? mcconner?

Ant is the clear favorite to win the 2018 Faggot of the Year Award. But man, has Jimmy come in strong the last few weeks. He is going to make this a battle. You know it's bad when Sam Roberts sometimes isn't in the top 3 most hated on here, and there are barely anymore Bert Kreischer hate posts.

Sherrod is black.

Ant is the clear favorite to win the 2018 Faggot of the Year Award

slow down

Reminder: joe hid his pissy eyes for this tough guy photo

It was a real nail biter

... for a pillow biter

He looks like a Jewish merchant at an auction house.

How long have you been waiting to shoehorn that one in?

Just thought of it partner

Oy Vey

Shalom! Vat a deal!

You can see here the same sweet boy Jimmy Norton who all those years ago had that homoerotic dream where KISS beat the living shit out of him and threw him down the stairs before cuddling and consoling him.

Lol. Bombard his twitter. MAKE him address it on the show. I would pay to have colin make fun of this for 20 minutes

I. Cannot. Stop. Watching. This

Stop typing like a woman.

that wormy fuck had the best seats

he's hoping the guy in white get his shorts pulled down.

He looks like a battered woman with PTSD

God dam such a little twiddling queer

He looks like an older woman on the bus who is in complete shock but slightly turned on that a fight is taking place.

"I wonder how his mother died..."

Jimmy is now my most hated for the next 24 hours or at least until Opie/Ant next tweet.

For me, everybody always plays for third after Opie Hughes and Opie Roberts.

He is like a faggot squirrel

He moves like he's being tazed periodically

He deserves to be tazed periodically.

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His arms ripped off Richard Lewis.

It almost looks like he rehearsed that.

I can hear Sal Rosenberg's voice from Jerky boys over that going "oh jezz, that looks like it hurt...ouch... oh..oh my go...the big angry men are hurting each other, oh jezzus..."

EWWWWeeewwwwwwwWWWWWWW

He just wants to see boys' Linuses.

Is anyone going to mention how phony this is? I've never seen a more blatant attempt by someone to appear invested in something.

No shit.Nordan has turned into such a fucking try hard.

Pearl-clutching ninny.

Gibs updoots

Die

Fight fans are such a bunch of queebs.

The way he clasps his hands against his breast...Nana Norton.

look at him put his hands up mimicking blocking punches.

"Hey Jim! what did you think of that punch?" "What punch?" Wakes up confused wondering why there is a Christmas tree in the Hospital room.

I can hear him saying "Oh heavens"

I really hate this fucking dude

It looks like he keeps trying to lean his elbows on a nonexistent shelf.

Holy fuck, what an annoying cocksucker of a spectator.

Jim wants the guy in the white shorts to sit on his face.

What an off brand weirdo

Jimmy's fake interest in ufc is infuriating

It's no less infuriating as all the tough guy wannabe faggots who harbor a real interest in the totally not fake in any way where none of the fights are fixed at all and state athletic commissions totally sanction our fights "sport".

And ya know he's only thinking "which ones peckas would look best in my mouth". Also, sit down fruit, ppl behind ya wanna see too

He's gay.

One of the fighters nuts was probably hanging out

"That man is hurting the other man!"

I picture Jim just grabbin' that drink out his hand, chuggin' it down as the earthy ale reignites his childhood traumas and he goes on like, a rape spree lol, just really pwn up that audience.

Fucking, nancy.

Desperately trying to impress Bisping with how passionate and invested he is in the sport that he’s always loved for the last 2 years. Meanwhile everyone else is just watching the fight like actual men. Overacting twink.

He was hoping for a flash of testicle.

he’s such a phony asshole id be willing to bet he’s just impersonating how he’s seen other fighters react at live events. punchy old vets move around spastically watching fights live and this old man little dweeb is just trying to look like one of them, but he just comes off like a fag once again.

good god what a twitchy little girl

Why is Kelsey Grammer in the front row

FAGGOT!

It's like he knows he's being recorded.

He should be embarrassed how he's cowering like a little girl. Embarrassing.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. You can tell that Mike Bisping has mannerisms that are similar but more natural than that, and Jim Norton is trying to mimic them.

He's such a phoney. He has no real interest in this shit at all

He reminds me of a Sim with all the over the top expressions.

hes like, so into the sport brah you dont even know.

erruughh

Just thought of it partner

For me, everybody always plays for third after Opie Hughes and Opie Roberts.