r/opieandanthony: but seriously I want to give such a rogering to Kelsey "shooting spree at KFC" Cook

11 AsianAnalParty 2018-07-22

This bitch has a huge head. I’ve never noticed it because of those fat tits distracting me.

4 Soriano33alfonso 2018-07-22

Fag

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1 Lish_fips89 2018-07-22

I can't not see it now! Hahaha. It looks photoshopped.

10 deanthecleanmachine 2018-07-22

no one debates that shes beautiful. its just that she doesnt make me laugh

9 PsychopathyRed 2018-07-22

Dude garage doors lmao

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9 BreastWood_One 2018-07-22

cat jungle gym in back... a big letter of her first name ironically placed backwards in RED.... shes lucky she's got big tits or no one would pay attention to this lonely childless attention seeking wasted womb... sad

7 doxxbrown 2018-07-22

You're giving her too much credit. The "K" isn't even backwards. It is the phone camera doing that.

14 BreastWood_One 2018-07-22

jesus im retarded

11 Jungies 2018-07-22

You're both retarded; she's photographing a mirror.

0 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-22

In an endearing way.

3 MoeGreenVegas 2018-07-22

She's a baseball fan.

1 CowsAreCurious 2018-07-22

I hope her body is covering up the other two.

9 Mintwa 2018-07-22

Those tits make her hilarious as far as I am concerned.

8 JosefKWasArrested 2018-07-22

Thigh gap is hilarious.

8 deepdirt 2018-07-22

She's hot... she does appear to have a rather large cranium, though..

Bet she can take a punch, nothing more sexier.

1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-07-22

Nice unnecessary, "more," dumb-dumb.

1 MoistureMop 2018-07-22

Her boyfriend sure cant

7 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-22

What a waste of a perfectly good white woman. There are tons of guys that would give her the life of luxury but she lives in that dump because Muh Feminism. SAD!

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6 DanishJimmy 2018-07-22

By “rogering” you mean “rape,” then put us down for an ankle hold. Thanx!

4 JimandFred 2018-07-22

she is hot.

3 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-22

Do women ever not get tired of being an attention whore or no?

2 RahShieWoo 2018-07-22

You can't roger a girl everyone knows that. Rogering is about fucking men in the ass.

2 PsychopathyRed 2018-07-22

I think you're confusing rogery with buggery

2 RahShieWoo 2018-07-22

No I meant rogery. Its not a quirky saying its all about man ass.

2 PsychopathyRed 2018-07-22

I think you're wrong pal

2 cuckkdynasty 2018-07-22

Meh

2 Rainbowuser13 2018-07-22

I bet her house smells like the litter box.

1 WiretapStudios 2018-07-22

There's nothing worse than fucking someone you find highly attractive and getting whiffs of a litter box. There's always cat piss wafting up from an old under the bed hate spray too.

1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-07-22

What is up with that brown shit bordering her hairline? Its giving her a visorless Robocop kinda thing.

1 -Cerise- 2018-07-22

I think she filled her hairline in with eyeshadow. I've only seen trans women do it, though

1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-22

Giant feet. No wonder Norton was her doormat.

1 3stepsbackward 2018-07-22

I'd do to her what Jim Norton only wishes he could do -- unload some hot cum inside of her.

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-07-22

How many times did you think Norton has said, "Kels... You uh... You really should get museum glass for your memorabilia. The sun is a motherfucker if they're not protected."

1 NashuaDan 2018-07-22

I love the growth on her lower lip

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-07-22

If there's a "C" back there with that "K", then I'm going to jihad that fucking apartment. I don't care how big her tits are.

1 PsychopathyRed 2018-07-22

...they're pretty big

1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-07-22

I bet that apartment gets so smelly.

1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-07-22

Id like to take those tits and niggle them for a while and sing showtunes.

1 RacistPigeon 2018-07-22

This sub has an irrational infatuation with 7’s.