Why is Anthony so obsessed with the moon landing?

50  2018-07-22 by BeigeFrequency

It reminds me of Chris-chan or other special individuals who latch onto one event in their life and attribute nearly religious significance to it.

31 comments

98  Tlk619 2018-07-22

because it happened on his face

20  Dennyislife 2018-07-22

Why are people still posting after this? Stop.

4  confidentTravis 2018-07-22

HOLD ON HOLD ON

More like Sue Armlengthcockstrong took one GIANT load into his CRATER FACE

4  itrits 2018-07-22

ME: THIS is why we have the fawkin' funniest listeners.

14  literalotherkin 2018-07-22

Gay pandering to this sub answer is 'cause it was done by Nazis'.

Joke take 'he identifies with the surface of the moon cause his face'

Woke take is he's actually trying to discredit the entire mission with his support because he's a paid Russian troll.

The truth, as always, is somewhere in between the three.

15  Lies_and_Propaganda 2018-07-22

I’m not seeing how “dumb wop desperately clinging to the only memories of youth he has left” fits between any of those.

6  literalotherkin 2018-07-22

Then you're not looking hard enough.

5  Christopher_Barton 2018-07-22

It's probably one of the only times his deadbeat father showed a sense of wonder in something and he cocoons himself in it to make it seem like he isn't a pseudo intellectual with zero business speaking of science.

14  RBuddCumia 2018-07-22

He’s a mooncricket.

13  Ant_Sucks 2018-07-22

He thinks because he installed an air vent that he could have been the guy who saved Apollo 13.

10  BeigeFrequency 2018-07-22

Now that I think about it, he worked for Apollo AC and Rotgut's album was "Live From The Apollo."

13  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-22

the moon landing is some cool trippy ass shit when u think about. Humans were on earth for hundreds of thousands of years in one form or another and for a few years in the late 60's and early 70's they actually left earth and walked around on land that wasn't on earth. thats crazy when u think about it.

sorry. packs another bowl.

Anthony Cumia is a CP hoarder

5  maynardsabeast 2018-07-22

Dude, you should like, totally go on the joe Rogan experience....whoa

2  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-22

your joke is actually gay and dumb because I already kind of goofed on myself with the pack a bowl line.

I get it. you got all excited and you thought u had a good one but i beat you to the chase, champ.

1  maynardsabeast 2018-07-22

I wasn't exactly coming at you with malicious intent there champ. I was more piggybacking off what you started. No need to get all standoffish hoss

1  BergStonewall 2018-07-22

Alright guys, let's all take it back a notch and have an Alpha Brain.

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-22

:::::::scratches chin::::::::

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-22

alright can we touch pecker heads and call it even?

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2  Ronnybbaby 2018-07-22

Let us unite - Anthony Cumia

1  Holdontoyabutt 2018-07-22

Jamie, pull up that video of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon

..God damn, look at that thing. It would tear you in fuckin' half with those things, that's gotta be what, 500lbs?

11  PhilipMarma 2018-07-22

Something deeply scarring happened to young Ant that day, I figure.

13  AnthonyGroomia 2018-07-22

Maybe it conincided with Anthony's first memory of the daddy & son showers Joe Sr would take with his boys (which carried on well into their teens).

7  BeigeFrequency 2018-07-22

Makes sense.

He was too old for it to be his first memories but he wasn't old enough that they happened during his adolescent years.

2  DamonTyler 2018-07-22

Joe was trying to make a childhood pact. and as Anthony tried to ignore him and looked away he saw the TV broadcast

9  ncervo 2018-07-22

Because he is under the delusion that African Americans had absolutely no part of it, which allows him to brag about white accomplishment.

4  allenricketts 2018-07-22

And also that he's white. And also that you should be proud of what other people you share a vague, nearly meaningless category with do in life.

6  MSteve1232000 2018-07-22

Because he's trying to project the "old school guy" persona and that's a touchstone old-timey reference.

1  packitchofsositch 2018-07-22

He really does have visions of Mayberry every time he says "that's mighty white o' ya."

5  AntsCamera 2018-07-22

Because anything he has done to a woman a black has always done it better.

Deep down he wants to be satisfied by blacks, but he is afraid of what all his racist hangers on will think.

A reverse DeRosa, what will all my racist friends think?

2  packitchofsositch 2018-07-22

A reverse DeRosa, what will all my racist friends think?

I don't know how that never occurred to me before.

2  PeeSoup3030 2018-07-22

Ant witnessed the formation of the wheel, the code of Hammurabi, the fall of the east, and rise of the west. None of those events could compare in his mind to man leaving earth

2  RahShieWoo 2018-07-22

If he was on the radio back then he would try and say "What do you want to go to the moon for you want to float in obscurity?". After it happened and he saw how iconic it was he tries to revive that and say "Hey look at what we did"

2  individual02 2018-07-22

Because it’s the only event in his life that didn’t end up with him clutching a shotgun in his walk in closet whilst sobbing into Elmo underwear.

1  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

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1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-07-22

Because it was a major accomplishment achieved by white men

1  slendermon 2018-07-22

Because Richard's Full Moon landed on his face when Richard forced him to eat his ass.

-4  dirtmerchant1980 2018-07-22

Says guy speaking to group of people obsessed with radio show that hasnt existed for 4 years.

2  packitchofsositch 2018-07-22

A reverse DeRosa, what will all my racist friends think?

I don't know how that never occurred to me before.