This is sounds exactly like one of those infomercials selling the 24 dvd box set for a variety show that has been cancelled for 40 years.
Anthony really is desperate for that Hollywood glitz and glamour. The only reason he's releasing his book in hard cover is probably because he thinks it's the kind of thing real "Showbiz" types would do. But he's never been part of that world. He scampered out of the room during business meetings and was looked down upon by real celebrities like Gene Simmons and William Shatner. His only understanding of show business is watching reruns of Johnny Carson.
Join Anthony on the journey from his basement to a Midtown Manhattan studio and back again as he once again rants about people who act exactly like he does, but are a half-shade darker.
This dumb asshole is so proud of all the traffic tickets he got for driving like a dipshit. Probably another subconscious desperate attempt to impress his long dead father who had the foresight to know what pissy eyed faggot he would become.
As an editor here would be my recommendations to stupid Keith:
First line should be “The show that started it all.” No one cares about the proper title
Second sentence should be “...the journey that started in his basement...” or better yet just drop that part altogether. No one wants to hear your victory lap about changing locations.
“...entrepreneurial experiment..” and “...independent media company...” are way too wordy
The section where Keith tries to describe the show’s content “...stories old and new, and all the bumps and traffic tickets he encounters along the way...” is cringey and totally misses the mark
Most of all when trying to sell a show like this it’s best to not say he/his but rather ours to build a communal feel.
tldr; Keith is a douche who can’t write or sell a show and should’ve stayed a cop
As an editor, do you feel that "goofball" is an accurate description of a man who sprayed Windex and Lysol into a retarded boy's face and repeatedly called him "nigger", while hitting him?
No. Not even Ant’s hardcore boot-lickers would describe his show like that. I know these edits seem nit-picky but when you’re trying to convince a working class person to pay $9/month to listen the devils in the details and you should really leave everything Nana’s got going for him in the table. There’s no mention here of O&A, his politics, his credentials/awards, or guests he’s had in studio. I’ve read this description a few times and can’t find a single redeeming part. Keith gets it completely wrong AGAIN
The show is done in front of a green screen. It could be Anthony's basement, or a cruise ship, or a secret bunker under Texas. None of us can distinguish midtown Manhattan from anywhere else, so why is that noteworthy enough to include in the show description?
Join Anthony on the journey from his modest basement podcast using tried-and-true streaming platforms to a lime-green abortion of a Midtown Manhattan studio piping poorly edited footage into whatever streaming service has taken his money this month.
27 comments
15 AnthonyGroomia 2018-07-22
"...disastrous, cringe worthy moments." Of which there are many.
6 Christopher_Barton 2018-07-22
Most of them in what passes as his social life.
15 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-07-22
The only belly he's busted in recent memory is Dani's.
11 PhilipMarma 2018-07-22
Belly, ribs, hand...
1 [deleted] 2018-07-22
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10 Skank_Sinatra 2018-07-22
"Stories old and older"
6 BeigeFrequency 2018-07-22
This is sounds exactly like one of those infomercials selling the 24 dvd box set for a variety show that has been cancelled for 40 years.
Anthony really is desperate for that Hollywood glitz and glamour. The only reason he's releasing his book in hard cover is probably because he thinks it's the kind of thing real "Showbiz" types would do. But he's never been part of that world. He scampered out of the room during business meetings and was looked down upon by real celebrities like Gene Simmons and William Shatner. His only understanding of show business is watching reruns of Johnny Carson.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-07-22
Thanks deep discount.
6 Wolfizm 2018-07-22
"media network"
...Slow down there.
5 Jungies 2018-07-22
3 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-07-22
Compound Media - The Spic Free Network
3 LoloTheRogan 2018-07-22
Still working on the rss feed I see
3 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-07-22
This dumb asshole is so proud of all the traffic tickets he got for driving like a dipshit. Probably another subconscious desperate attempt to impress his long dead father who had the foresight to know what pissy eyed faggot he would become.
4 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-22
I've lived in LA for 3 years, drove all the time and never got a single ticket my entire life and was never late anywhere.
Why are these retarded faggots always wearing the fact that they're on CPT and get a ticket every couple weeks like it's something you brag about?
3 RichardClock_ 2018-07-22
The belly laughs that make you go: "Haha, HO-LEE SHIT"
3 BrianDisco 2018-07-22
As an editor here would be my recommendations to stupid Keith:
First line should be “The show that started it all.” No one cares about the proper title
Second sentence should be “...the journey that started in his basement...” or better yet just drop that part altogether. No one wants to hear your victory lap about changing locations.
“...entrepreneurial experiment..” and “...independent media company...” are way too wordy
The section where Keith tries to describe the show’s content “...stories old and new, and all the bumps and traffic tickets he encounters along the way...” is cringey and totally misses the mark
Most of all when trying to sell a show like this it’s best to not say he/his but rather ours to build a communal feel.
tldr; Keith is a douche who can’t write or sell a show and should’ve stayed a cop
5 BlueBash 2018-07-22
As an editor, do you feel that "goofball" is an accurate description of a man who sprayed Windex and Lysol into a retarded boy's face and repeatedly called him "nigger", while hitting him?
3 BrianDisco 2018-07-22
No. Not even Ant’s hardcore boot-lickers would describe his show like that. I know these edits seem nit-picky but when you’re trying to convince a working class person to pay $9/month to listen the devils in the details and you should really leave everything Nana’s got going for him in the table. There’s no mention here of O&A, his politics, his credentials/awards, or guests he’s had in studio. I’ve read this description a few times and can’t find a single redeeming part. Keith gets it completely wrong AGAIN
1 Sunsetsworldwide1 2018-07-22
The show is done in front of a green screen. It could be Anthony's basement, or a cruise ship, or a secret bunker under Texas. None of us can distinguish midtown Manhattan from anywhere else, so why is that noteworthy enough to include in the show description?
2 3stepsbackward 2018-07-22
Compound Media - The Free Speech Network.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2018-07-22
Anthony's website for his podcast is pretty much the same as joes website for his cover band
2 RahShieWoo 2018-07-22
Like artie and his suicide attempt?
2 Ronnybbaby 2018-07-22
On the AA show they spell Lange wrong and use the word CONmics.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-07-22
*colon busting
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-07-22
1 Cawdor 2018-07-22
I guess I forgot to belly busting laugh
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-22
Nice font size, Dave Landau.
1 powers55 2018-07-22
this would lead you to believe it was a comedy podcast. Come for the laughs stay for black statistics
1 jfoughe 2018-07-22
Fuck, that logo is a case study in horrible graphic design.
1 cfc611 2018-07-22
"I'm still hilarious "
1 Leofan7 2018-07-22
Join Anthony on the journey from his modest basement podcast using tried-and-true streaming platforms to a lime-green abortion of a Midtown Manhattan studio piping poorly edited footage into whatever streaming service has taken his money this month.