Artie's looking good.

19  2018-07-22 by McGowan9

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Just in case anyone is confused, this is actually a photo of a male Proboscis monkey and not Artie Lange. The fella pictured above actually benefits socially and sexually from having such a large schnozz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proboscis_monkey whereas Artie does not.

Proboscis monkey

The proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus) or long-nosed monkey, known as the bekantan in Indonesia, is a reddish-brown arboreal Old World monkey with an unusually large nose. It is endemic to the southeast Asian island of Borneo.

This species co-exists with the Bornean orangutan. It belongs in the monotypic genus Nasalis,The monkey also goes by the Indonesian name monyet belanda ("Dutch monkey"), or even orang belanda ("Dutchman"), as Indonesians remarked that the Dutch colonisers often had similarly large bellies and noses.


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Proboscis monkey

The proboscis monkey or long-nosed monkey, known as the bekantan in Indonesia, is a reddish-brown arboreal Old World monkey with an unusually large nose. It is endemic to the southeast Asian island of Borneo.

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