The fact that Anthony hasn’t killed himself sickens me.

28  2018-07-22 by SoulsOfDeadAnimals

I just wish he had an ounce of self awareness. if only he could see outside of himself he would end it all out of embarrassment and guilt. he is a racist pedophile, who ignored his dying mother, stabbed every friend he had in the back, promoted his degenerate behavior as if its endearing, and is constantly making the same mistakes. i really fucking hate the dude.

16 comments

20  PsychopathyRed 2018-07-22

I suggest suicide by Keith the cop

6  3stepsbackward 2018-07-22

If Keith was a good friend and person, he would have put Anthony down long ago.

10  GraphOrlock 2018-07-22

It would be like a race-swapped rendition of the scene with Samuel L. Jackson and DeNiro at the end of Jackie Brown.

"What happened to you man? Yo ass was beautiful"

5  Jungies 2018-07-22

Gavin's wife holding a pillow over Anthony's face.

-5  Lemmy46 2018-07-22

“Suicide by Keith” would have been funnier. Less spelling it out/assuming we’re stupid.

11  PsychopathyRed 2018-07-22

kiss my anus

10  ManilajFive 2018-07-22

Don't reward him.

13  Vulgardervish 2018-07-22

Anthony has somehow made me root for Opie in life. I almost defend Opie at this point. I don't believe anything Anthony says anymore. He is a piece of shit.

11  satanssockpuppet 2018-07-22

This post title is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Kudos.

11  xxmikekxx 2018-07-22

You forgot to mention the biggest source of his shame. That is, if it wasn’t for Opie, he wouldn’t be shit:

As talentless & stupid as Opie is, he knew to exploit Anthony’s talent for a nice career while making Anthony his subservient bitch. But in the post O&A era, witnessing not only Anthony’s work ethic but his judgement in people he chooses to work with, there is no fucking way he could accomplish anything without the pathetic zero Opie paving the way for him.

10  deanthecleanmachine 2018-07-22

how do you think we feel about you?

14  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-07-22

everybody loves me, i’m not projecting at all. i’m still hilarious.

8  Bluesmoky 2018-07-22

But who would we laugh at? Hacking on Opie and Jim isn't as fun on a regualr basis. We need Nana and his liver to last for years to come.

2  rodneymunch87 2018-07-22

May I suggest you move on?

2  SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-07-22

i’m not that upset. i have to post a lot cause my patreon but i run out of things to say sometimes and have to contrive hatred

1  confidentTravis 2018-07-22

The fact that Artie has tried three times and hasn't succeeded sickens me.

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-07-22

Would you ask Dracula to kill himself?

Right. So don't expect the new Count of Transylvania to do it then.