What a cringe-inducing, delusional faggot

54  2018-07-21 by l0v3s2sp00ge

42 comments

What I hate is that this is serious, there is no way he filmed this as a joke, but if anyone were to call him out on it he would fake laugh and claim they just "didn't get the bit"

This is everything they jocktobered over and over again and bitched "regular radio" for years even before that, but his true self was always Spuds Buckley and always will be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25vSASTrb9Y

The best part of Jocktober is how Opie can’t resist injecting hack observations about improving “the angle” of the Prepburger bit they’re shitting on.

What is prep you fucking mason?

Preparation.

"Since I was 18."

Speaking of spuds buckley

The whole getting fucked in the ass thing is thrown around alot but I am almost sure now it refers to homoinitiatic experiences. His name is spuds buckley.

Spud= penis

buck= escaping from grappling move.

His catchphrase was "a buck for a fuck". There is a strong theme about forced assfucking here like louis ck said the frats like skull and bones and even the well even the freemasons did. His name is spuds buckley his catchphrase is "a buck for a fuck" and he sells fudgy wudgy bars or shit dicks. Then lydia a woman caller asks opie why he is so upset and he throws a mug and says lydia needs a "big black dick up her ass" in response to her suggesting he go to therapy. Its not just a hunch I am almost sure its about him getting fucked in the ass secretly.

It explains the hammering in the background it explains the parade you have the what are they the freemasons are usually riding around parades he goes up and down the vendors of the parade selling fudgy wudgy bars.

This is also why cumtown is named cumtown. Its why jimmy is hipster gay. Its why there is the constant homoerotic humor. Anthony got into a fight with a twitter follower on the old o&a show and he got mad when the twitter follower said he heard things about how anthony might have done gay shit. Its how they run people through and basically I guess blackmail them or at least make them keep their mouths shut. At first I didn't know why the show would make fraternity jokes I thought they where cutting babies with knives and shit they are apparently just forced to be fucked in the ass. i don't know if it was a one and done thing or that opie still has to back into a shaft every now and then but spuds buckley is about spuds going in your ass and bucking or trying to buck out of it. That is the fudgy wudgy bars.

I was listening to the spuds buckly trashing and bob kelly wanted opie to continue after only playing LALALALALALA! saying "please dear for the love of god keep playing that". That reminded me of bob's embarressing tape with the burley bear network. Remember one of his big cringe moments from that? when he went to break saying "Fa-lalala fa-lalala"

LALALA is a code word its why they call hollywood LALA land. Get assfucked and then suck in your cheeks as you saunter around acting above everyone else.

why did opie name a fucking episode of his new podcast the CREAM PUFF BOYS?

Shut the fuck up you delusional spiv.

Just listen to the spuds buckley clip. You can't not hear it.

Why are you butthurt? We can only say that opie acting like a hooded ocultist is cringy we can't explain why he does this shit? what is he going for in the OP video? He is just playing dressup or are you upset he is acting like a cultist publicly?

At first I didn't know why the show would make fraternity jokes I thought they where killing people regularly in satanic rituals. they are apparently just forced to be fucked in the ass

I'm sick of you thinking you are making sense. You are delusional. Keep your conspiracy theory bullshit to yourself.

why is opie in a hood and bowing down at the end of the video? opie getting fucked in the ass in a way he can't talk about doesn't explain why he left the show?

Because he's an autistic retard. I would have thought you would recognise that.

There are things I belive that I don't want to type out because they really are crazy. Think of all the comics trashing each other about being gay for 20 years. Is it that crazy?

Yes, it is, you fucking nutter. The simplest solution is usually the correct one. How can you possibly believe someone as shallow and unintelligent as Opie could have hidden meanings in his videos. He is incapable of it.

Its not hidden. He is hiding in plain sight. If you think opie is just a stupid dopey guy thats not wrong but he is a dopey guy who makes cringy jokes like this video that are coming from such a place of stupidity he is actually using the fact he wears hoods in secret slip out. Opie acts like this when the camera is off sometimes that is the only way he would dress up in a hooded thing like that. I am not wrong I may be off but something is fishy here. Thats what it is its fishy. Jim norton saying "I take dicks in my ass because i am a good egg" is a defense mechanism for what happened to him to get into showbuisness

I dont know for sure.its speculation. Its no more outrageous than the guy that said anthony is sexually attracted to his father.

You need help dude.

you need to stop concern trolling shithead

Concern trolling? You really are a fucking wackjob.

damn cuz get some antipsychotics

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Just what I was looking for.

A ten-hour dissertation on Spuds Buckley

When anyone posts shit about Opie being the better of the three or that his “podcast” isn’t as bad as Ant’s or The Jim and Sam show, please refer back to this video, watch it, then admit you’re wrong and commit hari kari.

Tsss take me out to the ballgame or sumpin tsss

What the fuck was that??

The most embarrassing thing ever recorded?

I gotta know, did he come through?

Of course not.

I figured I’d have heard if some dude made it rain from above like Nicholson as The Joker in Batman.

And not because he doesn’t own up to it, it’s because of lack of interest.

nah opie has tons of shit worse than this,

ErockFan, some intern from the early XM days, has a lot of in-studio footage from 2006-2009. Unfortunately, this is the final video he shot for his channel, before he was tired of Opie's shit.

i think he was doing a bit where he dropped a dollar bill and promised some money to the person who found it

What is the deal with him and hoods?

... in Lynsi's lawyers' office

I love how towards the end of the video he could no longer resist the cock that was in front of him so he lowered his head, kept his mouth open, and began to enjoy his treat.

Side note: did he ever actually do this?

No, no one was ever looking for it

Makes sense.

Why was he playing trying to play a dark, mysterious character, yet he immediately introduces himself as himself?

It's not like he doesn't go deep with the characters: Harry the Black Penis Lover, Loves the Internet Guy, etc.

As if we weren't spooked enough, that zipper on the hood added an extra layer of mad monk bad-assery to the proceedings.

he was trying to sound cool. notice the half second pause after 'special' and before 'year'. he was too focused on sounding cool and mysterious that the dummy forgot what he was going to say.

also owning a hoodie with a zipper down the middle is taking fashion tips from joe cumia. hope he makes it rain from above by slitting his wrists

he "settled in" to being slow and dramatic, but he even fucked that up by rushing his intro.

gotta love the way he hit "money" and "above". as opposed to the money rain that comes up from the ground?

fucking doofus.

Hoods with zippers, hats with belt loops. All signs point to a confirmation of his scat fetish.

It looks like it was filmed in a coffin, and I wish it was.

Brother Brothaman

So much cringe. From this faggot's irregular pause spacing to his dramatic dropping of his head causing his hood to creep back up his dumb forehead. Total gay.

someone with editing skills should edit a lil cock at the end when he dips his head down

GLASS coming this January 2019

#DragonChainer

He was probably joking. Sadly, we will never know because he has never been funny

He secretly thought he looked like the Undertaker.

A hundred raped kids later, Opie will always be worse than Ant.