guy is a freudian nightmare.

but also the perfect guy to host an advice show.

The jew's ideal specimen

I think UFC needs to be sent this clip and every fighter should hear it before accepting an interview with him.

Jimmy "The Stool Sampler" Notion

The shit holdin' kid

Another celebrity in the UFC business that knows absolute jack shit about mma. He wears that "Pride" shirt alot though. I think he wears it for a different reason..

To be fair I don't think there's anything to know. Two meatheads beat the shit out of each other in the most unrefined fighting style. I'm fairly sick of MMA fans acting like comedians talking about their "craft."

You sound like a faggot.

Another civilian who doesn't know anything about the art of being a faggot. Move on, scum.

It's glorified floor hugging. It was cool in the beginning when it was a tournament of different fighting styles but then it got streamlined into one lame sport that appeals to jocks with small dicks.

MMA is the gayest shit going.

inb4 some fanboy rips into me

https://streamable.com/lajo

Did this guy just issue a rape threat on stage?

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I don’t think you’re being very fair with that comment friend.

I think it should replace the National Anthem at baseball games, but what do I know?

That boy ain't right.

Everything about his childhood is fucking bizarre. Did anyone here accidentally suck dicks because they were naive? No. Not one.

Blobby tries to defend it too.

"JUST BOYS BEING BOYS DUUUUDE"

No faggot. You guys were just gay.

I feel like Bobby was probably abused by an adult and Jim was just running around as a kid sucking other kid's dicks.

He saw his mother being raped when he was like 9 so that probably didn’t have a positive affect on his life.

Turned his head to avoid the rape view and saw the fridge. The rest is history.

And that fridge started to jump at him like Requiem for a Dream.

That was great, seeing that dumb old bag being horrified by her fridge.

He also was forced by an older ugly broad to suck her titties, got mouth-fucked for a steak, fucked the sink, and made a retarded girl hide in his cold, dark basement for hours with soap on her hands because he forgot to have her follow through on a handjob.

Well when you put it that way it does seem kind of terrible.

Nah, he did it for a steak dude. Simple transaction, not like Jimmy getting a mouthful of piss and going back for seconds.

I find it interesting that both Jim and Anthony have homosexual childhood blowjob stories. That's so fucking weird and they acted like it was no big deal

so as a kid norton prairie dogged his rock hard shits to simulate gay sex. It would be fair to say he probably still does it, but just to keep his asshole prepared for norse cock.

So faggy. I at least sat on my fist when I did that.

The shit-holdin kid

*keeyd

Doesn't Jim have a beef with that Colby guy? He might find this amusing.

He would hold in his shit and the the rock band kiss would push him down the stairs and everyone would be sorry

When I was a kid, I'd fantasize about being a spaceman.

Now he push his shit in.

I don't believe any of Jim's childhood stories.

Never happened, just like every other Childhood story of this liar.

Even the one about how a kid made Jimmy go underwater in the pool to blow him?

"Made"

I know we like to joke and have fun here, but Jim Norton will absolutely kill himself.

Nah. Too much of a pussy. He'll probably do something like take a couple pills right after he called someone to come over so they find him, get his stomach pumped, and give baby boy attention.

I used to do that too but I'm openly a faggot.

I used to do it too, but I didn't bend over, i think it was because I used to hate taking shits. Why did you do it?

Is there a clip?

Anyone who says Jim Norton doesn't know shit is obviously wrong.

Does anyone have a link to this clip? I used to do this too and I’d like to reminisce about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7rK_69KJQ

I've never found someone else mention this before and I used to do it as well, but it was because I hated taking shits.

He just likes the feeling of being filled.

Yes, I remember

A child holding in his shit is clearly a kid who was abused in someway. The child could co troll nothing in his life except that.

https://youtu.be/oI7rK_69KJQ

Sure was a funny ass segment though.

"I would fantasize about being beaten and bloodied and hold my shit in."