I was absolutely not crying on Instagram. Here, look!

35  2018-07-21 by RapistWithHIV

14 comments

9  WhytGrlsLuvMaBBC 2018-07-21

This is the face that was glaring at that waitress for weeks before the Worm started talking to her.

2  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-21

If a wormy cunt who looked like that was slithering around my girl at her job I'd kick the shit out of him. I'm super surprised that hasn't happened yet, actually.

7  Mu_Scevich 2018-07-21

It’s pictures like this that convince me he stands in front of a mirror practicing facial movements to make a perfectly symmetrical smile. Eyes bright, cheeks pulled back... It’s so unnatural looking.

4  jackassinjapan 2018-07-21

if you only knew how bad things are

2  egates09 2018-07-21

jimmy's smile has the same warmth behind it as ted bundy's

1  Anchorage99 2018-07-21

Looks like a turtle emerging from it's shell 🐢

1  fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-07-21

Awww poor lil fella

1  Kurt_Love 2018-07-21

He was just stealing Bourdain suicide sympathy. He thought millions would insist they need him alive and he'd get a big crying interview on the view out of it.

1  Fightingrooster 2018-07-21

He really is bad at acting

1  jsnoots 2018-07-21

I'm surprised we have no video.

I feel like the type of person that would be on Instagram would also be the type of person that would make a video of that worm crying.

2  AllenArken 2018-07-21

those instagram stories are kind of a pain in the ass to save, so i'm really not surprised

1  TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-07-21

Princess activated his remotely controlled butt egg.

1  hSUitMSi 2018-07-21

why the fuck does he keep trying this nightmare smile

1  Superbad415 2018-07-21

Oh the pain behind throes eyes