I stopped reading The Onion a long time ago because after awhile the writing gets really formulaic. You know exactly where in every article the beats for jokes will be that you don't even need to skim through it. The headlines tend to get repetitive too as well as the same gratuitous "shock value" moments.
It's funny, but not worth checking out every day. You read one week's worth of The Onion and you've pretty much read all of them.
Unlike Sam, my personality changes as I get older. Different opinions, tastes, politics, etc. A healthy human being in other words.
The one constant in my life is that I’ve always hated the Onion. It’s the most boring form of humor on the internet. I remember hating it 20 years ago when I was just a kid, and I hate it even more now. It’s so boring.
21 comments
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-07-20
I hope he sues
1 Jungies 2018-07-20
...then asks for his payout in 5 year olds.
1 JimandFred 2018-07-20
love the onion. God bless them and Bocchetti.
1 Mintwa 2018-07-20
Remember when a Clinton donor bought them up? Hilarious ever since.
1 Peckataster 2018-07-20
The av club is a bunch of faggots though.
1 wellbabycheck 2018-07-20
They have been using the same one for years...but yes, I hope he takes them for all they are worth.
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-07-20
I usually like Onion satire, but this wasn't very humorous. Just seemed pretty basic.
1 CoolerKing37 2018-07-20
I stopped reading The Onion a long time ago because after awhile the writing gets really formulaic. You know exactly where in every article the beats for jokes will be that you don't even need to skim through it. The headlines tend to get repetitive too as well as the same gratuitous "shock value" moments.
It's funny, but not worth checking out every day. You read one week's worth of The Onion and you've pretty much read all of them.
1 bsjett 2018-07-20
This is gonna wreak havoc on the Opester's numbers when it hits the news he visited and hung out with one of these monsters.
1 Patreeeky 2018-07-20
"For years, strangers in this country have been depicted in an unfavorable light," said Strangers of America president Paul Hughes..."
1 Shomedembeats 2018-07-20
Shuuure sniff
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-07-20
Bocchetti always has the look of either having a stroke or is about say something
1 ChocomelTM 2018-07-20
He looks retarded
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-07-20
I like the Onion articles, but the Onion news network was a Compound Media level failure.
1 themeatball14 2018-07-20
Where’s big bad Sal?
1 orangeeyedunicorn 2018-07-20
Putting pride back in the Proud Boys
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-20
Lol the onion xD
Super fun kewl safe urban white Reddit humor xD
1 DildoRenter 2018-07-20
Holy fucking shit, it really is him.
Who are the other monsters in this pic?
1 Nuwanda84 2018-07-20
Buddy d....dddiiiss is outta' line I tell ya!!! Dose guys are todal buddwipes!!!!
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-07-20
Wow he should totally sue for credit.
1 bal0rd 2018-07-20
jesus wtf just looks like more harsh white male criticism. "An imperfect white male is not welcome, but all minorities are okay"
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-07-20
Unlike Sam, my personality changes as I get older. Different opinions, tastes, politics, etc. A healthy human being in other words.
The one constant in my life is that I’ve always hated the Onion. It’s the most boring form of humor on the internet. I remember hating it 20 years ago when I was just a kid, and I hate it even more now. It’s so boring.