"During the promotional tour for the series, Lange bought cocaine and heroin in Los Angeles and accidentally dropped some of his stash in front of two police officers. One of the officers happened to be a longtime fan of the comedian and was familiar with his history of addiction. The officer, whom Lange described as being in his 40s or 50s, sent his partner away with an order to dispose of the drugs. He took Lange away in a squad car without actually arresting him and asked Lange, who had a standup performance the next night, if he’d suffer from withdrawal without a fix. Lange said yes."
"The officer took Lange to a seedy neighborhood and scored Lange enough heroin to tide him over through the weekend, but only after Lange promised to get help. Lange is still in touch with the officer."
I'm thinking the same thing. I don't normally refer to memories of a long term drug addict as salient or crystal clear. The guys brain and nose are fried. He's just fun fiction now.
You don't think it's plausible to think a cop took such pity on a disgraced obese drug addicted comedian that they put their livelihood on the line to drive to a shit area in his police cruiser (which would typically drive away all the local drug dealers or at best make them suspicious) just to get him some smack because he liked his pig cocaine story from 25 years ago?
I'm thinking the same thing. I don't normally refer to memories of a long term drug addict as salient or crystal clear. The guys brain and nose are fried. He's just fun fiction now.
8 comments
1 oandauser 2018-07-20
He’s the same age as Jimmy
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-20
And he actually has a problem with drugs, and he still has more fame and arguably a more fulfilling life than the ol' worm.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-07-20
"During the promotional tour for the series, Lange bought cocaine and heroin in Los Angeles and accidentally dropped some of his stash in front of two police officers. One of the officers happened to be a longtime fan of the comedian and was familiar with his history of addiction. The officer, whom Lange described as being in his 40s or 50s, sent his partner away with an order to dispose of the drugs. He took Lange away in a squad car without actually arresting him and asked Lange, who had a standup performance the next night, if he’d suffer from withdrawal without a fix. Lange said yes."
"The officer took Lange to a seedy neighborhood and scored Lange enough heroin to tide him over through the weekend, but only after Lange promised to get help. Lange is still in touch with the officer."
Cops are such faggots
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-07-20
fake
1 pithypariah 2018-07-20
I'm thinking the same thing. I don't normally refer to memories of a long term drug addict as salient or crystal clear. The guys brain and nose are fried. He's just fun fiction now.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-20
You don't think it's plausible to think a cop took such pity on a disgraced obese drug addicted comedian that they put their livelihood on the line to drive to a shit area in his police cruiser (which would typically drive away all the local drug dealers or at best make them suspicious) just to get him some smack because he liked his pig cocaine story from 25 years ago?
Sam Roberts cackle
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-07-20
He never stops with the lies. There's no way this ever happened, in fact it's almost as stupid as the salt shaker lie is.
1 wllmweller 2018-07-20
I live in Chicago. I try to give police the benefit of the doubt..... they make it so hard....cunts...all of them
1 pithypariah 2018-07-20
I'm thinking the same thing. I don't normally refer to memories of a long term drug addict as salient or crystal clear. The guys brain and nose are fried. He's just fun fiction now.