How will they ever last that fat fuck?

He probably needs them so he can easily adjust them throughout the day depending on how swollen his feet get. You know, like an old person with shitty circulation.

Or a fat person with diabetes

The sound of the velcro ripping apart gets mrs chipperson all wet

nice, I wear Velcro sneakers also. people try and hate on them sometimes but they are so much easier to get on!

Shoelaces are tough for fat people

I refuse to believe this guy is Cuban, he looks like every stereotypical hand rubbing jew.

He could be both, Hispanic jews exist.

He's always playing up the cuban side, typical of those fucks to try to shroud their real selves.

They invented fish and chips. True story.

Fuck off, Dave.

Nice nurse shoes you fat fucking island beaner

His leg hair looks like my pubes when I don't trim for a few months. Fucking wetbacks...

I'd like to "kicks" him in front of a subway train.

Those shoes look like they were tethered together on a rack. Including a box would be uneconomical.

These are actually nice shoes in that whenever the diabetes inevitably kicks in the cheap mesh is actually pretty good at holding rotting feet together.

Only at Kmart.

Everlast makes a line of “just got out of prison”sneakers?

Joe Cumia footwear collection.