r/opieandanthony: You wake up at 1:30 PM to news of the largest mass shooting in US history. Do you:

You wake up at 1:30 PM to news of the largest mass shooting in US history. Do you:

39 2018-07-19 by sams_seed

A. Express condolences for the victims and their families B. Watch and read the news so you can be well informed before forming an opinion C. Start arguing with people about specific types of guns and bullet sizes

36 comments

1 aprosbro 2018-07-19

Your secondary employer is already claiming it's a false flag operation.

1 plane2nowhere 2018-07-19

I blame jews right off the bat. Even if I'm wrong, am I really?

1 WestStarKinger666 2018-07-19

Something wrong with you man... I start asking how many of (((them))) did they get!

1 enzo_trash 2018-07-19

did some shit happen again today?

1 sams_seed 2018-07-19

No this is just a drill

1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-07-19

They're always running drills during false flags. Who do you work for?

1 sams_seed 2018-07-19

Nunya

1 Toss__Pot 2018-07-19

seen him/her on youtube, he stinks!

1 Bluesmoky 2018-07-19

D. Remind everybody that GOOD gun owners don't open fire on 20,000 people but ignore ones who misplace their firearms while heavilly intoxicated

1 aprosbro 2018-07-19

No you see legal guns are NEVER used in crimes because the second you commit a crime with a gun it becomes an ILLEGAL GUN. DUH. It's kindof great it's like transubstantiation.

1 lifeobenreilly 2018-07-19

Wasn't that Sue's code name in the Compound?

1 maloonigans 2018-07-19

like catholic girls and confession?

1 BoongChook 2018-07-19

You wake up at 1:30 PM? Lazy bitch.

1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-07-19

Do the bit

1 Midian9876 2018-07-19

Thoughts and prayers

1 streetsoforion 2018-07-19

Aduuuhh

1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-19

You wake up at 1:30 PM

Well if anyone here didn't already know that you're black, you gave it away right there.

1 SWIMsfriend 2018-07-19

I would fear for me life hoping I would be next so I would, Find the nearest mentally ill mulatto woman, take some gas station boner pills and just fuck her senseless.

1 sams_seed 2018-07-19

Thank you for acknowledging that I'm thin. ❤

1 SaraLinn 2018-07-19

Oh i thought u were Fat.....guess not....Oh wait u identify as a fat black woman but ur skinny ok i get it.......not!!!!! maybe this will help everyone understand bams_seed better................ https://old.reddit.com/user/sams_seed/comments/8yk67l/official_position_on_fat_girls/

1 sams_seed 2018-07-19

Does your brain hurt when you think about it?

1 SaraLinn 2018-07-19

🤔🤣 No I find it funny..... i identity as a skinny white woman 👩🏼👙 because that’s who I’am that’s what I look like....💕

1 sams_seed 2018-07-19

You haven't posted your pic yet so we're gonna have to assume you're fat

1 SaraLinn 2018-07-19

Yeah like i want everyone in this sub to see a pic of me......Everyone is so nice to me i think they deserve a pic of me........Not......nice comments everyone i enjoy them so much........Like i'll post a pic of my tits......Thats not going to happen.......

1 Toss__Pot 2018-07-19

i don't care........

hmmm, something smells like your fat cunt here; kinda fishy

1 SaraLinn 2018-07-19

Fixed it for u.........hope u ......like..........it.............

1 Always_Classy69 2018-07-19

Sometimes I'm inclined to believe that you're a man that is trolling, but only a woman could be this stupid even if they're trying to be

0 SaraLinn 2018-07-19

ur funny...... i like ur flair ........i self identify as a skinny white girl.......u/sams_seed identifies herself as a fat black woman i think she has an identity crisis........

1 FashionableGoy 2018-07-19

Why the need for the dramatic pauses.............?

1 RacistPigeon 2018-07-19

I find that it didn’t involve anyone that I know, and then move on with my day because I have shit to do.

1 DickPunchOpie 2018-07-19

Correct Answer: Hope Opie was in the crowd.

1 3stepsbackward 2018-07-19

D. Begin arguing with teenagers on the internet that were hiding from bullets and watching their friends get slaughtered.

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-19

usually i post pictures on social media of the shooter smiling next inspirational quotation pictures like http://quotesnew.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/believe-yourself-inspirational-quotes-quotesgram-725917.jpg or https://inspirationalquotess.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/inspirational-quotes-about-being-yourself-unique-2017-s-best-inspirational-quotes-about-being-yourself-of-inspirational-quotes-about-being-yourself-480x330.jpg

1 brmlb 2018-07-19

You made me check the news for something fun & exciting.