Platonically Befriended

118  2018-07-19 by SpudsCuckley

30 comments

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“Sue’s a sweet person”

Yummy yummy, Sue’s a sweet person (Cumia after sucking Sue's cock)

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It's all the pineapple she eats.

Nice shoulders, stupid.

Why he always uses a straw for all drinks. Practice makes perfect.

I really am tired of seeing that little fucking piece of shit dick on this subreddit. Shit's disturbing.

Fag

Would you prefer it if it were big and Nordic?

actually i want it to be retarded and looked like a chewed up dog toy.

Prude.

Just a couple of fellas, hanging out, watching a ball game, sucking a little cock.

The best way to watch a ball game.

"Gimmie some penis and Cracker Jacks, I'll always deny I'm a Black"

Ant's the best switch hitter since Pete Rose

If my dick was that small and janky looking I'd turn into a chick too.

Boi clit

This is the most fucked up yinyang symbol I've ever seen.

Fake. Sue's fridge is the wrong color.

" I'm just a 60 year old man who befriended a 20 year old man who just so happens to do porn and just so happens to dress like a woman and just so happens to be only known for doing those things, but trust me, it's just because he's a cool dude and we're only friends "

Even if Anthony was hanging out with normal 20 year olds, it'd still be creepy.

"I buy all my friends fake tits. From 8 to 80."

At least we all know how low Cumia is willing to go now and how long he thinks he'll live

dress like a woman

Underage girl.

She has a very feminine penis.

"That cock is delicious!" - Anthony Cumia.

Nice rock salt tits, stupid

Look at how happy he looks :)!

Hey ant did used to say he fantasiZed about having a girl in his mouth, I guess we know what he meant

I'm surprised, due to the hormones, that she can get hard at all.

reminds me of Anthony's advice to Opie : "they made a video of you sucking a dick...its hilarious, you gotta address it"

"Gimmie some penis and Cracker Jacks, I'll always deny I'm a Black"