Everything's Coming Up Norton!

16  2018-07-19 by lifeobenreilly

13 comments

facepalm

How the fuck is that matching? He sucks at being gay

Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with him? For someone to feel compelled to put on such a phony over the top smile you’ve got to think they’re going through something.

All of the testosterone has left his body. He now appeals to nobody.

He does the over the top smile with an exaggerated pose in every photo. It stopped being half amusing ten years ago. If Florentine wasn't a close friend he would call him out for his juvenile shtick.

Put some pants on and go away you stupid faggot.

*everyone's cumming in Norton

Reminder: this faggot lives in NY, has a incredible apartment, easily worth a couple million

still cant pick up a waitress

I’m gonna go slap the ass of my woman, then drink till I pass out

No job, no house.

Keep it up Norton, you are really showing us addicts how much better sobriety can be

Lol

Hes cosplaying as a gaying mantis

More like paying mantis, since he has an affinity for sending tokens to Norse Gods.

You can really see his mismatched arms in this pic. His one arm is bulging and the other is struggling to fill the fabric.

sad old twink.