So, I'm a civilian. I can't say that I've met giants like Joe Devito or Joe Mattressskis in my life, I just go through the day to day watching from a safe distance.

That said I've recently shared this subreddit with some fellow civilians, and I am soon learning the (dangerous) power of a trashdown. In particular, these civilians are now using comic trashdowns with little disregard for what these trashdowns may do to someone. I don't want to say the word suicide, but I will say people commit suicide everyday (also only six percent of people who commit suicide leave a note, often leaving no clues as to why they took their life, or more horrifying, this may indicate that 94% of suicide victims were actually murdered and didn't commit suicide at all), so just remember that.

Anyway, I had a birthday recently and received some clothing as gifts -- little did I know these simple events would lead me to potentially, with a plan and everything, do something that people do everyday, and in a really, really violent way.

Basically I was hit with the duel wardrobe/age trashdown with a "stupid" callback kicker spike to come over the top. I was destroyed. Luckily I'm still here today, but please guys, be careful using non-civilian humor tactics in your day-to-day, or else. I know I have the strength to overcome a DWA TD with an SP combo slamdown trash, but do you?