the man has class.

in anger management?

GED.

class

First word that comes to mind when I think of the Cumia clan.

I prefer Cumia Klan

A real man's man, as Frank Vincent would say.

"Joe, you're like your kids' mornings when they rely on you to take them to school."

"Wh-whaddaya mean by that??"

"NO CLASS"

Images easily altered using a program called ima-ghur.

and she ruled in his favor.

Only because legally, even racists can enter contracts.

Thank you

Regardless of whether or not they've been accused of being a pedophile.

With an expression that said, "Ok, you can get have your 1200 bucks. Now get the hell out of my sight."

That's right bitches.... I won!!!!

He was always a gentlemen of the highest caliber.

Get it right sir, they're not a boy band, they're a tribute band covering the hits of the late 20th century juggernaut U2 at dive bars throughout Long Island.

She does have nice tits

I would. Just for the story.

Fuck I'd Bang judge Judy.

Just to have another Jewish mother disappointed.

I'd bang judge Scalia

I'd take Ito for a ride.

Heavy Italian grandma beefers.

The successful professional cougar types are great in bed. Sure there may be a sag or wrinkle here and there but they are so horny/sex-crazed it's worth it.

Plus their wombs are dry and barren places where your seed can find no purchase. Condoms schmondoms...You can blow loads in them with abandon!

dry and barren places where your seed can find no purchase

I need to find a way to sneak that into conversation in the office.

I can't take credit. Think it's from Raising Arizona.

I went to the strip club yesterday during the day shift. It was heavenly. All those soccer mom strippers who won't work nights because they got them rug rats.

When he initially won, before it aired, he was gloating about his victory. It was only when it aired that he saw what a complete moron he came across as, and chose to blame the judge for it. Everyone else knew the second he said he was going on the show what a joke he would be.

No one with even an ounce of self awareness or dignity would go within a hundred miles of a daytime court show.

Then he had the gall to whine that they edited it to make him look bad. No, Joe, you did that for them. It's also almost impossible to edit someone's face to look as dumb as his. He has the I.Q of a turnip.

"I'm going to speak to an arbiter in a mock courthouse where I'll be vindicated in the eyes of the law and my rights as a small business owner and as an artist will be upheld and displayed for all to see and respect!!!"

• Nobody ever, apart from Joe "Justice" Cumia

Yeah Nana (who never lies) explained beforehand how Joe won because he has iron clad contracts that can only be broken by an act of God like lightning bolt destroying the venue. The dumb motherfucker had a contract that said just cancel by U.S. mail.

And Nana also said the judge just couldn't keep nana's famous name out of her mouth and kept wanting to talk about him bc he's the world's most notorious bad boy shock jock.

He was just so proud of himself for writing up a contract with that ridiculous certified mail clause.

He's a fucking low life, and he was proud of getting one over on somebody that actually works for a living. You know, exactly like the people him and his brother think they're better than.

That’s despicable. Someone post a picture of her tits so I know to avoid looking at them.

just google image search "judge milian nude" stupid

Joe posting her nudes was so most pathetic and hilarious.

She's a celebrity and those pictures made the rounds on all the gossip/tabloids sites that air that kind of stuff. They were taken while she was on a public nude beach so she obviously doesn't give a shit about people seeing her nude.

And this dolt thought that by posting her pics he was getting some kind of revenge like she was an ex girlfriend worried about what her Catholic parents would think.

His stupidity is boundless.

I have to give it to him, by being a complete idiot he's given me more laughs lately than Ant has.

"I'm still hilarious."

It's weird because he's usually so self-aware.

How you gonna post about it and not pink to her sweet delicious titties.

Tits? Where.

Can I please see her tits?

Would you mind posting said tits

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i think he used the plural "terrorists" even though he's black like you and can't tell the difference

The extra “t” is for “tits”.

Gonna need the photo

https://www.mrskin.com/may-it-please-the-court-judge-marilyn-milian-topless-pics---15218

After his appearance before the episode was aired he went on Facebook to brag about how well he did and how he owned the bar club guy, seemed very proud. After it aired he went ballistic, posted her tits and was screaming about libtards. Makes me happy he did an about face after seeing how stupid he looked. He is really dumb so he must have been very embarrassed

He had to repeatedly explain that he wasn't a pedophile on national television. This sub could have crowdraised $1200 if needed to make that happen.