Oh, I clean Mr. Yimmy's bed berry, berry good. He such a nice little man. And Mr. Troy so nice when he sleeps over.

Mr Troy ask me to take walk in park with him but my cuzin get pushed off cleef when she did that.

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"The thread count at the hotel was not to my liking, nor did they offer me goose down pillows. This is why I must bring my own goose down pillows with me, these cheap SCUMBAGS always do the foam and its just not. as. good."

But at home this guy sleeps on a twenty year old cum stained mattress that he pissed on?

He's so stupid.

Yeah but it’s his

...not all of it.

Don't forget "I was at the movies and when I read the salt content and calories on the pretzels I almost threw up." Followed by 4 hours later "So I just had a 6'3 black transsexual shit into my mouth."

/r/nocontext

I'm not looking though every o&a vid on youtube and listening to find something he said years ago.

The salt thing is alsosome childhood shit, I remember they were talking about food,of course, and Norton said he was grateful his mom never really salted her food so he didn't get used yo having excess salt or some other shit health advice.

Jim's "Yeah, I piss the bed, put a towel over it and sleep on the other side for a while, what's the big deal?" was as embarrassing, and as manufactured as Opie's, "Yeah, I wipe up pee from the toilet rim with my sock, what's the big deal?"

Niggah that ain't piss.

https://youtu.be/0zLL-NeiZKE

"Autistic vagrant"