I'm sure he hasn't given it a moment of thought. He focuses on the important things in life, like meaningful relationships, family and friends, rather than letting the insignificant details dictate his life.
Imagine how badly that mattress must stink by now. He can't get rid of it because he doesn't want anyone to see the jizz, piss and shit stains all over it.
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1 JimandFred 2018-07-17
probably got a lot of bed bugs and cum on the muuug.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-17
I did too up until maybe 3 years ago.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-07-17
is that when prince alan woke up and left?
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-17
Wow smart guy, I was talking about having a bed since 2002!
1 itsnotpiss 2018-07-17
I'm sure he hasn't given it a moment of thought. He focuses on the important things in life, like meaningful relationships, family and friends, rather than letting the insignificant details dictate his life.
1 DaveNone 2018-07-17
Imagine how badly that mattress must stink by now. He can't get rid of it because he doesn't want anyone to see the jizz, piss and shit stains all over it.
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-17
He has builders in. They had to move the bed. They saw the piss stains.
1 Sueable 2018-07-17
Of Course, Perfect Place For Sixty Grand.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-07-17
Lot of DNA evidence on that matress...
1 VandalGay 2018-07-17
Jim Norton has slept on old hooker piss for the past decade because he's a disgusting fucking pig.
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-17
His own piss. He admits he pisses the bed.
1 VandalGay 2018-07-17
Let's not pretend there haven't been several gentlemen who've urinated on Norton, in that bed. Don't be silly, sir.
1 Dennyislife 2018-07-17
Sure. But he's talked about pissing the bed himself and not changing the sheets or getting up.