That's what's amazing to me. It should set off alarm bells that Keith never made it past foot patrol. My friend who worked as a spa manager into his early 30s and got to sergeant in a major metro city.
folks, i know we kid around a lot on this sub, but if you ever have to hire software developers, learn a lesson from this nephew of a literal killing machine: test your website before you deploy it to your fucking domain
Why can't you just fuck around in the casinos of Atlantic City during the last week or so of development, and then charge people $15 a month to read Lorem Ipsum?
Good morning. A RSS & audio only fix push is scheduled for in between Mornin & Burning Bridges. We will have app deployment updates for everyone later this afternoon.
I'm still amazed that they didn't just pay someone to do it correctly, as this KTC boob is obviously trying to wing it on the fly. Some guy on that thread even offered to go to NYC and fix it for them LOL.
Meanwhile the most notorious shock jock ever is pounding beers, furiously scanning Yahoo News to make himself angry and getting ready to dictate Chapter 37: The Artie Year.
This is the 4th time you promised that the RSS feed would work. Does @anthonycumiacm @kevinbrennan666 know this. Thank God my subscription expires in 3 days and I cancelled my credit card. You guys are the masters of bullsugar
To keep everyone informed on the RSS feeds, the 1st fix was due today but lacked some key features. I asked them to hold it & work tonight for deployment tomorrow. Liz & I have a call tomorrow morning to discuss and get a time set. Thanks for your patience.
Remember, it's much more important to get the product perfect, rather than get it working - especially when the customers are already paying for it.
Also, what 'features' can an rss feed have? Isn't it literally just a link to the content? My hunch is that it has something to do with password protecting it. Maybe the dev doesn't know how to do it and Keith is so greedy, he didn't want to push out the feed without being sure people can't get it for free.
I think you're right - it's gotta be access control. People downloading it without paying was a huge pain in Keith's ass, and there doesn't look to be anything else even mildly challenging in the RSS feed (it's just fields like "name of podcast", "date of podcast", "description of podcast", "URL of the MP3 file" etc - and most of it is optional, anyway).
If they're still working on locking it behind a paywall a full year after deciding to switch to this particular vendor then they're in a world of shit.
But sir - doesn't it sound like he's trying? And trying his best to fix it? And he's clearly able to comprehend & articulate the issues.
It's not like he is a fucking fool.
Look at these phrases he threw out there - "lacking some key features", to "keep everyone informed", "deployment tomorrow" - this is a BUSINESSSMAN of the highest order!
That's what's amazing to me. It should set off alarm bells that Keith never made it past foot patrol. My friend who worked as a spa manager into his early 30s and got to sergeant in a major metro city.
37 comments
1 OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2018-07-17
Well Hoooooleyyyy Shit!!!!
1 ripwillsmith 2018-07-17
Keith is not a smart man.
1 DaveNone 2018-07-17
It's almost like hiring a cop with no broadcasting or management experience to run your podcast network is a bad idea.
1 lemskroob 2018-07-17
not just a cop. a dumb cop. But, i repeat myself.
1 enzo_trash 2018-07-17
cops are dumb as fuck, never ceases to amaze me how many people get caught by sub humans who couldn’t get a real job
But hey what do I know, just give me a container of coffee and you wont hear any complaints outta me
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-17
Some of us even get caught when no cops are chasing them and still kill their son and rot in prison.
1 enzo_trash 2018-07-17
Anyone can kill someone in a car chase
to kill your own son in a pretend car chase, then flee into a bush
now thats exceptional
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-07-17
blackexcellence
1 TARE_ME 2018-07-17
That's what's amazing to me. It should set off alarm bells that Keith never made it past foot patrol. My friend who worked as a spa manager into his early 30s and got to sergeant in a major metro city.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-07-17
That sounds like crazy talk.You don’t realize how hard it is to get podcasting equipment into the city.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-07-17
folks, i know we kid around a lot on this sub, but if you ever have to hire software developers, learn a lesson from this nephew of a literal killing machine: test your website before you deploy it to your fucking domain
1 DiploMaFF 2018-07-17
But dude how else would you update your subscribers about behind the scenes developer issues
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-07-17
you're absolutely right, Keith is the Opie of website management
1 Jungies 2018-07-17
Why can't you just fuck around in the casinos of Atlantic City during the last week or so of development, and then charge people $15 a month to read Lorem Ipsum?
1 Frequent2001 2018-07-17
i wonder if the rss loophole will work again
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-07-17
When is he going to stop playing pretend? This underdog story has been a fraud from the start. You and Anthony are lazy and stupid.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-07-17
That's the real issue. Anthony has no real work ethic. If Tits had never found him, he'd be jumping from job to job, company to company.
1 Bluesmoky 2018-07-17
REMINDER: CM is so popular that people will to pay for it though they can’t view it.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-17
"people"
1 thrillated 2018-07-17
They aren't people!!!!
1 EastSideDan 2018-07-17
Is this part of Anthony Cumia's "rise" we are all going to be blessed to read about come November 20th?
1 ghandicumia 2018-07-17
His rise: nov 19 banned from twitter, nov 21 kills himself
1 thetrapwemake 2018-07-17
Maybe get your podcasting green screen to not look like shit before launching an app
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-17
Maybe don't do a visual podcast if you are a hideous ghoul from forgotten ages.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-17
" Keith the Cop
@Keiththecop
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Good morning. A RSS & audio only fix push is scheduled for in between Mornin & Burning Bridges. We will have app deployment updates for everyone later this afternoon.
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This is getting embarrassing"
Oh, NOW you're embarrassed?
Nice line in the sand, stupid
1 brmlb 2018-07-17
Can’t wait for the poorly worded statement of apology to all the fans after yet another debacle
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-07-17
I'm still amazed that they didn't just pay someone to do it correctly, as this KTC boob is obviously trying to wing it on the fly. Some guy on that thread even offered to go to NYC and fix it for them LOL.
Meanwhile the most notorious shock jock ever is pounding beers, furiously scanning Yahoo News to make himself angry and getting ready to dictate Chapter 37: The Artie Year.
1 Jungies 2018-07-17
1 Jungies 2018-07-17
Thanks for that, Keith.
1 Jungies 2018-07-17
Remember, it's much more important to get the product perfect, rather than get it working - especially when the customers are already paying for it.
1 wifflebb 2018-07-17
Also, what 'features' can an rss feed have? Isn't it literally just a link to the content? My hunch is that it has something to do with password protecting it. Maybe the dev doesn't know how to do it and Keith is so greedy, he didn't want to push out the feed without being sure people can't get it for free.
1 Jungies 2018-07-17
I think you're right - it's gotta be access control. People downloading it without paying was a huge pain in Keith's ass, and there doesn't look to be anything else even mildly challenging in the RSS feed (it's just fields like "name of podcast", "date of podcast", "description of podcast", "URL of the MP3 file" etc - and most of it is optional, anyway).
If they're still working on locking it behind a paywall a full year after deciding to switch to this particular vendor then they're in a world of shit.
1 DryTeeth 2018-07-17
But sir - doesn't it sound like he's trying? And trying his best to fix it? And he's clearly able to comprehend & articulate the issues.
It's not like he is a fucking fool.
Look at these phrases he threw out there - "lacking some key features", to "keep everyone informed", "deployment tomorrow" - this is a BUSINESSSMAN of the highest order!
1 Fightingrooster 2018-07-17
Is this the “rise again” Ant mentioned on his book cover?
1 TacolasCage 2018-07-17
This has been going on for over a fuckin year. This cunt doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
1 Phkna1 2018-07-17
You can almost see CM circling the drain...
1 TARE_ME 2018-07-17
Wanna know the quickest way to end up with million dollars as the owner of Compound Media... start with two.
BOOM!
1 Frequent2001 2018-07-17
he removed the tweet
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-07-17
He deleted that shit??
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-17
Some of us even get caught when no cops are chasing them and still kill their son and rot in prison.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-07-17
That's the real issue. Anthony has no real work ethic. If Tits had never found him, he'd be jumping from job to job, company to company.
1 TARE_ME 2018-07-17
That's what's amazing to me. It should set off alarm bells that Keith never made it past foot patrol. My friend who worked as a spa manager into his early 30s and got to sergeant in a major metro city.