Anthony is behind bars in his book photo. Anthony has never spent a day in jail—ever. At most, he spent a few hours for the Dani beating while he was processed.

14  2018-07-17 by oandauser

Phony tough guy.

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Those people always love the bullshit cred of going to prison

You ever drive by a prison and just park your car and get out and look at it?

No. I don't have a car.

There's a prison in my neighborhood

Wasn't he in county lock up for a couple of days for an unpaid traffic ticket warrant back in the day? I'm pretty sure he did, or at least claimed that he did.

He probably waited until it was expired and gave himself up in a chaps and no underwear

Backed his way into the holding cell.

The liberals put him in PC jail for thought crimes maaaaan

You'd think he'd want to downplay going to jail

yes you would think so since he went to jail for something he claims he didn’t do so why would he want to bring attention to it? but he is a cumia and just like he did at the big jay roast and just like Joseph did on people’s court these guys just keep digging themselves deeper without any provocation whatsoever.

You'd think using mugshot taken for a DV against a child you were fucking for promoting your podcast would be a terrible idea

they made him take his veneers out like lil wayne

Yet another thing he shares with n people

He managed to get out of jail for several hours to go to the hospital to take one of his heart medications. Spent hours yucking it up with the cops in a hospital while they waited to give him his pills. That part was odd to me because normally when you go to county jail the cops don't give a flying fuck what meds you're on. There's so many stories about benzodiazepine addicts (prescribed and not prescribed) seizing out on jailhouse floors because the cops don't give a shit. I guess Nana lucked out, if he was even telling the truth. I don't see why he'd lie about that part, but who the fuck knows with that wet brain of his.

His man servant Keith the NYC cop was there kissing ass and yackin it up with all the dumb ass Long Island cops to get his special friend some special treatment.

The bars are just a metaphor, they represent the way socialist Twitter and libtard radio tried to silence him, like how the grimace on his face represents his "anything goes" balls-out shock jock radio style and the two hands tightly holding the mic represents his refusal to be silenced by the forces of PC libtard-dom.

The "foreward by Jim Norton" represents Ant's last link to "showbiz" and how low he had to stoop to get someone to allow Ant to use their name on the cover.

These spookshows want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime