Tony Two Shirts on the local news after his arrest.

63  2018-07-15 by BeigeFrequency

29 comments

Love how much Cumia looks like a frumpy, lumpy retard walking out of the jail.

You can tell he was on a huge bender when he got arrested. What a fucking loser.

I love how Joe says "lets go" when theyre already half way out the door like he just handled business. why is he even there?

Pretending to be a body guard to justify his allowance as a salary.

He always reminded me of the guy at the gas station with his fat wife and kids Christopher spotted when he made his ultimate decision what to do about Adriana in Long Term Parking. Washed up and miserable.

He waddles like Bobo.

Give Bobo a break!

Why on earth would they not have included the where the fuck is my gun part? Is that not from this video?

That was from a longer version that wasnt streamed live that surfaced a few weeks later

Okay well why don't I just go fuck myself then.

Well?

His dopey brother leading his runt of the litter little brother out of there tries to look tough and only ends up looking like a retard.

Honest to God.... I saw the same thing. Was happy to see this comment. That dopey "OK here we go let's just get through to the car, nothing to see here" tough guy expression he puts on his face as he pushed the door open... Chubby fucking queen

...in his best Sons Of Anarchy beanie.

Listen to what a fucking jew that neighbor is.

I never noticed before, it looks like she was pretty dressed up, by Dani's standards anyway. She wouldn't bother with that effort if she'd gone over to his house thinking they were just going to hang out because she was lonely around the holidays or whatever bullshit reason Cumia claimed for her being there.

They did go to a steakhouse in an office building in a mall parking lot. So she was dressed with an expectation of spontaneous fun!

It's not as funny when they talk about it.

Did we ever get an actual confirmation on the broken rib?

"Brand, then 26, suffered a broken rib, swollen arm and chest pain, authorities said." https://www.newsday.com/long-island/radio-shock-jock-anthony-cumia-pleads-guilty-to-assault-1.11964476

So did the evil DA fake a medical exam as well as destroy the MCMansion surveillance footage?

I'm sure Anthony will get around to addressing this vendetta on InfoWars any day now.

Awlls I can say, is that things.... ah awfun... naht what they seem to be.

Anthony's lawyer attempting to build Mystique as a solid defense in court. Black magic.

joe opening the door for his little brother like his personal chauffeur, what a fucking loser

Did you see his tough guy "let's go" expression? Doughy faggot

When they said "according to these court papers", they actually went to the effort of filming somebody throwing a packet of papers onto a bed. I just thought I would point that out.

Heheh some "posh" home. Niggarich wop calls it a compound when the houses are practically on top of each other and have above-ground utilities.

"posh" more like "trash"

Which girlfriend were they arguing over? Sue?

We say 100% confirmed here an awful lot, but this one is actually true.

Joe having his dumb hat on inside but taking it off to go outside is the highlight. What a dummy.

Wow, I never imagined that's what Ant's house would look like. It looks more...suburban than I imagined all these years.

That was from a longer version that wasnt streamed live that surfaced a few weeks later

"Brand, then 26, suffered a broken rib, swollen arm and chest pain, authorities said." https://www.newsday.com/long-island/radio-shock-jock-anthony-cumia-pleads-guilty-to-assault-1.11964476