Weekly Free-For-All Thread: July 15, 2018

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Peckas

52 comments

1 Monster_Dong 2018-07-15

Nia is the biggest free loading cunt. They way she treats Bill like he owes her everything. She's not funny, pretty or interesting, just a broad who hooked her talons in one of the best comedians of my time. She proves the saying, "Behind ever great man is a great women" is complete bullshit.

1 Mr_Hotshit 2018-07-15

How dare you! You will never know the struggles of being a "kept woman"!

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-07-15

Yes. Bills marriage is a truly sad tale of a man who squandered potential because of his fear of lonliness. A tale that will repeat itself agayn and agayn

1 anonimescu 2018-07-15

So she's getting worse by the year, stopped regularly listening to his podcast about two years ago but then she was mostly annoying then a short stint of fake White girl ohmygaad#classy followed by "sjw/blm/white people crazy" Nia. Now post kid she's full Sheboon.

1 WaterCarrierFuckhead 2018-07-15

Nice negrocunt, stupid

1 Randal_X 2018-07-15

Jews are bad news. Stay safe.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-07-15

Bunch of sneaky fuckin Dovids

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-07-15

I always keep my eyes peeled

1 EnwardShekelman 2018-07-15

I found out that the fat bitch I fucked a few weeks ago gave me chlamydia. I have given it to two girls. One cried, the other laughed it off. I think I’ve found a keeper, boys.

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-07-15

Stop fucking fat coalburners, retard.

1 EnwardShekelman 2018-07-15

What if there’s no one else to fuck and she gets me nice and coked up?

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-15

so grody

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-15

Fag.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-15

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1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-07-15

Exactly

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

u/carniesandrubes

Hey homie, the dong phone is ringing and it's your $100 calling! How about them apples drug newb??

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Huh? I'm no newb, just got caught slipping. Nice $100 come up, I'm sure that's huge in your world

1 thrillated 2018-07-15

Imagine being so disgusting that you actually need laws to prevent people from hating you. Oy could never imagine such a thing.

1 holodog 2018-07-15

When I was 16 I murdered a hobo by beating him to death with a shovel in an empty freight yard.

1 all_copacetic 2018-07-15

I got a haircut yesterday by an absolutely beautiful girl. She had a pretty face and a beautiful round ass. But when she breathed on me I could smell that she had very bad breath. And to my suprise and confusion, this really turned me on. Does this make me a fag?

1 VicDumb 2018-07-15

Reading through this thread made my blood boil...

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8z6mbo/grabs_her_ass_then_she_drops_his_ass/?st=JJNR4YRL&sh=89e2e24c

1 EnwardShekelman 2018-07-15

“As a straight dude who enjoys the female body as much as the next guy...”

Get the fuck outta here.

1 senselessdegenerate 2018-07-15

He’s a f^{a^{a^g}}

1 JuulSantana 2018-07-15

My wiener feels funny

1 senselessdegenerate 2018-07-15

Cancer or sumthin

1 ColorMeSalty 2018-07-15

You guys are exhaustinnnnng. But I think you know this. Man.

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

/u/dustysnumgla is a wannabe rapper dick-sucker who I hope dies at one of his intermittent manual labor jobs. Why don't you write a diss track about me, you monumental faggot

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Hahaha that made my whole night dude, butt hurt much bruh?

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Glad to make your night. Thanks for all your help you slime-bag motherfucker

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Hahaha just saw that you ordered.

I get a night of comedy, you get fucked literally and figuratively.

God it is so nice to win without any effort.

Fuckboi confirmed.

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Dude $100 ain't shit to me. Good job, you robbed someone. You're an absolute degenerate scumbag, I take pride in not being like you

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Said everyone RIGHT after they get burned lol

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Yeah, your point is? You type OK for a nigger

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Wow did a spook brake Dat ass or what?

Sure quick to spit out nigger online.

Watch yo ass. Watch YO ass. Watch. Yo. Ass.

They be raping erybudy out heayahh

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

You just strike me as a dumb ass nigger or spic. Or just white trash. Write me a rap you stupid fuck

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

What if I am a Punjab? Or a pacific islander?

God the net is a beautiful place.. I am high as FUCK laughing my ass off every time you decided to rub your vag tipped fingers all over my ego and I gotta say, you'd make a good Trans; ya know how good you are at tickling my emotions like hrmmm idk.. A fucking bitch.

Feminine ass ninja identified

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Go to sleep. Congrats, you get a kick out of being a retarded asshole. Hilarious stuff

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Yeah it is dawggie, you didn't notice I am also a comedian?

The talent within is limitless. Raps. Comedy. Irritating you.

I. Am. Unstoppable.

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Carniesandrubes the OG of dope copping, so beyond intelligent and wise yet he ordered not even 24 hours after learning of a url without doing any research. Man I had the GAME flat out backwards!

God Damn... I always was under the assumption that the wise thing to do is find out from a third party site w public reviews or simply ask the vendor what's what via email and if they held up through my interrogation, it's all gravy and biscuits.

Shit. 10+ years wasted... If I don't waste time/money every new vendor I come across I am FUCKIN UP.

Almost as if I was a wet black afterall...

Goodnight daddy 💦💦💦💦

Don't forget to tuck me in nice and snug..?

FUCK

I must be the worst rapper ever because as I wrote that out I thought to myself "daddy u/carniesandrubes gave me a chore. I must comply or he won't keep bitching like a SJW fruitcake. "

But hey, there's a reason he is daddy afterall.

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Dude, none of that shit made sense. You're a scammer, you scammed me. 9/10 people on reddit never lead me astray. They were good people, unlike you. Congrats

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Ouch my morals now? Boo.. Uncool. Let's nawt fight in public anymore daddy I sworrry you're a fucktard. But I promise I'll always love you for you, no matter how irrational and impulsive you are. Promise daddy. I love YOU not your endless series of buried carnival coupons.

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Enough of your waterhead ramblings. I expect a rap to be written for me by morning, MC Illiterate

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Yes daddy anything foar you master

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

Lol I'm only being figuratively fucked you illiterate nigger

1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-15

You don’t have to have a college degree to serve. You don’t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Nope you CLEARLY are booty tickled homie.

Otherwise you would've gone on ahead and said fuck that hundo. I got that festival ticket paper dawg. Straight stacks.

LOL

1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-07-15

OK cool, whatever that stimmed-out crap means. Peace out, retard

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

No daddy don't weeev me

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Senpai.... Notice me senpai!!!!

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-15

What the fuck are you taking about? Speak English, son.

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

You mean the language in which my keyboard is set

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-07-15

You all here about the view counter on the compound video player? Guess the numbahs were pretty pretty pretty low

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-15

Can we please ban those retards constantly x-posting from that billionshekelsupreme shite? This should by your number one priority, mods!

1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-15

I second this, You faggots have your own sub, stop fagging up other subs with your shit niggerfaggot garbage.

1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-15

We must substitute courage for caution.

1 duStySnumgla 2018-07-15

Hahaha just saw that you ordered.

I get a night of comedy, you get fucked literally and figuratively.

God it is so nice to win without any effort.

Fuckboi confirmed.