There once a comic called Vic
who saw the disaster in Nantucket
so he ran back to city
and licked Lynsi's clitty
whilst thinking of Marie sucking his dick
There once was a show in Nantucket
With three guys with no talent, they suck shit
'Cause Opie got fired
And he'll never get hired
A Sherrod's dinner comes from a bucket.
Do you think Opie had all of them put these sweatshirts on for the pic, but made sure the tags were covered up so he could return them after? I can’t imagine that he is able to afford them.
27 comments
1 DanielBenDovid 2018-07-15
That was awful.
1 Newborn_Fleshlyte 2018-07-15
Oh yea? tss no you are tss take us out Erock you fat piece of shit
1 StuntPeckah 2018-07-15
You didn't think it was creative and hilarious? [/twerpvoice]
1 dvvdvv-dvvdvv-dvv 2018-07-15
It was but the post about too many syllables was spot on but that closer was good. Don’t listen to these jerks
1 Adamg20186 2018-07-15
“Long since” should’ve been omitted. Too many syllables for a limerick.
1 mcpelton 2018-07-15
Parallel thinking? https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8y9obs/comment/e2956t0?st=JJMQ6LMO&sh=9f098c53
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-07-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8ync84/nice_duck_lips_and_fake_private_jet_stupid/e2cg5rl/
I'm proud of "his podcast was god-awful schmuck shit" although it seems everyone went to the same Bam/Lynsi well.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-07-15
Bravo !
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-07-15
Baggy eyes has hood pulled down to hide them
1 jimy3000 2018-07-15
There once a comic called Vic who saw the disaster in Nantucket so he ran back to city and licked Lynsi's clitty whilst thinking of Marie sucking his dick
1 Moveinslience 2018-07-15
Name a more iconic trio
1 Kurt_Love 2018-07-15
Nantucket Replenish meat trucket
1 Colinfagerty 2018-07-15
Looks like a Sith with his two druids.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-07-15
It’s been days of this shit, Opie keeps tweeting about nantucket and the sweatshirts. Does it go all week?
1 wbgreen 2018-07-15
Eminem in 10 years.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-07-15
*currently
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-07-15
He really is an elderly wigger.
1 McGowan9 2018-07-15
I'm sorry, Sir, but the second line of your limerick has too many syllables and the scansion is generally all over the place. 2/10.
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2018-07-15
There once was a show in Nantucket With three guys with no talent, they suck shit 'Cause Opie got fired And he'll never get hired A Sherrod's dinner comes from a bucket.
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-07-15
Perfection
1 HookerMouth82 2018-07-15
My Opie limerick was better.
1 psychbeard 2018-07-15
Great picture. I’ve never wished for a terrorist attack before.
1 Nordberg2 2018-07-15
who are the guys on the left and right?
1 nomorecompromise 2018-07-15
Opie constantly attempting to hide his eyes.
1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-07-15
Probably from all the crying he does while waiting cuck porn.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-07-15
u/Stunt"dice"Peckah
1 iH8yurface 2018-07-15
Do you think Opie had all of them put these sweatshirts on for the pic, but made sure the tags were covered up so he could return them after? I can’t imagine that he is able to afford them.
1 Humble_is_great 2018-07-15
It’s 85 fuckin degrees out why you wearin a hoodie playboy?
1 deepdirt 2018-07-15
When do these two kick titties to the curb? You can almost see the aura from the disdain for the rich cunt.
God Damn he always tries too hard. Douche bag.
1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-07-15
Who needs tough crowd reunion when there's this?