Somebody should to send this to Kumail, just in case he should encounter this odd device

4  2018-07-15 by Der-Giftpilz

7 comments

Stink lines are universal

They are missing off the savage

I've done number 3 when I've wanted to leave a giant shit streak on the front of the porcelain

2 is the best way.

I would be interested in seeing a number 8 in person.

I would suggest a similiar diagram be sent on the benefits of TP and correct techniques. The bare hand method is not preferred in 1st world countries regardless of the diversity agenda.

They should be stapled together along with a third one explaining how to flush it