It's almost the one-year anniversary of Opie's failed sizzle reel

57  2018-07-14 by turdthief3

37 comments

In one year he aged 20.

unemployment causes that

That was a year ago. He looked 70 then. Now he looks 80.

I forgot that he got so insecure about his hairline that he bought a fucking Krispy Kreme hat to cover it up halfway through.

Is this the directors cut? I didn’t remember the coffee mania part the first time around... good stuff.

"Get in here for a selfie". That's our Opie. Always generous with the fame.

He "blew up" the toilet. That means smelly poops. Hahaha!

"Do you guys have bananas?" Nuff said. I'm just gonna leave that here and let you all enjoy it.

Its funny because opie wont let him smoke in the car.

and he stands a huge distance away for some reason

Cant figure out why he wants to get out of the car so much to smoke, and insists on walking out of talking distance to do it, wacky cubes!!

"Carl having his tenth cigarette of the trip"

Because he doesn't want to be around you even with you paying him, stupid.

Why can't Gregg, even when assisted, do anything properly?

Because he's got the 'tism

Its the depth of the well...

The fucking graphic says "Rodchester". Tits is so dumb.

THAT'S THE BIT!!!!!

Opie's retarded daughter thinks this is asinine.

The millionaire not fixing his teeth, is that because he is, above all else, real?

cheap too

Spent too much money getting his eyes done like George Costanza's mother

Carl probably complained about the Tahous Garbage Plate and everyone’s shitty Upstate accent.

Well garbage plates are fucking disgusting so he’d be right to.

"Carl is smoking" "Say hi Carl" Comedy gold

"Why can't we put on the radio?"

"Because im going to throw on the camera when i think of something funny to do, its going on youtube and i dont want to deal with copyright issues. If im fiddling to turn off the radio, its too late, the magics gone."

"Pull over, I need to grab my tums"

Opie: "It's me and the cuban" Fat spic: "HAHAHAHA" what was funny about that?

That actually made me loff. I think I’m back in with the Opester.

Carl is genuinely the ugliest person in the O&A Megaverse®.

I can look at Anthony. I can even look at Big A. But I honestly can't look directly at that gap-toothed saltwater nigger without instinctively covering my eyes like a child watching a scene from a scary movie.

I don't know about that. Anthony might be the ugliest person in New York.

He's something a racist cartoon writer would create to show an ugly, dumb, smelly beaner

saltwater nigger

Heh.

Im mad i watched this..

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It comes across like a spoof cut someone made to make it look like nothing of interest happened.

Over the course of an all day trip, Opie's highlight was pulling the camera out and filming a lot of bananas and asking of they had bananas, thats akin to something not scanning and some asshole saying it must be free, every time he walks into a place, which is bad for a normal day, Opie considered it a highlight. Also I think I dont hate Carl because he seems to genuinely hate Opie. He has enough to gain but little enough to lose to put up with him, but his hateful tone seems more real than playing around

That was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

This. Is. Fucking. Horrendous. .

Hasn’t been a full year since the upload it will hit 10k views by then tho so at least people are watching

his teeth...personally, I'm not a fan. heywuddoiknow

unemployment causes that