Patrice knows Jim the best out of anyone. They spent a lot of time in Brazil and he probably saw Jim say things like "yeah, she's smokin'", and, "damn, she looks gooooood..."
Who knows what those two experienced in Brazil. Patrice also has a lot of dirt on him considering that he took with him a giant bag filled with dildos. Of course Jim is 100% homosexual but Patrice is probably guilty for some transgressions himself. They probably had an unspoken agreement that no details of their Brazilian trips would be shared on radio. No straight man needs to take dildos with him overseas, let alone an entire catalogue of dildos!
No straight man needs to take dildos with him overseas, let alone an entire catalogue of dildos!
While I concur in principle, you have to remember that Patrice was a grossly overweight diabetic who probably hadn't achieved a raging erection since Bush senior was president. Add to that the fact that he was a big black guy with a self-admitted mediocre sized penis (imagine the disappointed looks he must have got from women every time he whipped it out), and just a good old-fashioned creep to boot, and his suitcase full of rubber dongs starts to make a bit more sense.
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1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2018-07-13
Two Patrice lines from the Sheen roast can also apply to modern Anthony. You need a Barbera to slap the shit out of you... and just say you're gay.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-07-13
Patrice knows Jim the best out of anyone. They spent a lot of time in Brazil and he probably saw Jim say things like "yeah, she's smokin'", and, "damn, she looks gooooood..."
1 oanda333 2018-07-13
i wonder how many times they went to their separate rooms and jim kicked out his woman and secretly brought in a man
1 WhytGrlsLuvMaBBC 2018-07-13
Who knows what those two experienced in Brazil. Patrice also has a lot of dirt on him considering that he took with him a giant bag filled with dildos. Of course Jim is 100% homosexual but Patrice is probably guilty for some transgressions himself. They probably had an unspoken agreement that no details of their Brazilian trips would be shared on radio. No straight man needs to take dildos with him overseas, let alone an entire catalogue of dildos!
1 twopockshakumia 2018-07-13
How important are the dildos?
1 McGowan9 2018-07-13
While I concur in principle, you have to remember that Patrice was a grossly overweight diabetic who probably hadn't achieved a raging erection since Bush senior was president. Add to that the fact that he was a big black guy with a self-admitted mediocre sized penis (imagine the disappointed looks he must have got from women every time he whipped it out), and just a good old-fashioned creep to boot, and his suitcase full of rubber dongs starts to make a bit more sense.
1 whatisthishere 2018-07-13
Good point. They joked about how they all took Viagra as well.
They had to get sex workers from another country, they needed drugs, they needed tools, and these guys try to talk advice.
1 Chuck_Norris_Jokebot 2018-07-13
You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:
1 LarryKleist711 2018-07-13
8 dildos in a duffle bag.
1 killershrike 2018-07-13
Patrice has a lot of dirt on him. He certainly does.
1 robocopsboner 2018-07-13
About 6' of it
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-07-13
He called Jim gay once, what a magcal prophet.