I didn't have time to read 90% of your book, but the parts I did read are fffucking geeeniiiiuuuus, I genuinely mean that.
155 2018-07-13 by RapistWithHIV
The worm safeguards himself from not knowing anything about someones work while still giving himself an inch to slither in & brown nose them for self-gain. He at the most reads the back cover & whatever notes Troyvis give to him.
The man is a spineless calculated worm.
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1 dvvdvv-dvvdvv-dvv 2018-07-13
I immediately upvote anything that seems to hate Jim Norton before reading it. I hate his guts
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-07-13
Dvv dvv
1 TheMayoNight 2018-07-13
I liked the chip show until he started re shooting scenes of laurens joke and giving her dialogue to christina. And now not only is the conversation and discussion staged but the character itself is lifted also.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-07-13
Smacks lips
1 chezzanator 2018-07-13
Gutless fucking coward
1 JMueller2012 2018-07-13
What parts did you read, Jim?
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2018-07-13
Um, because I know your mom was killed πͺπππβππ
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-07-13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TxN-QrA0rA
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-13
those horrific moments when the mic goes off-air and him and CQ have to sit around in the studio exchanging furtive glances as both of their heartrates increase, chest tightening, a nonverbal mutual agreement lingering between them to pretend all that stuff said in the past was "friendly"
1 Patmcpsu 2018-07-13
Sounds like symptoms of CQβs heart attack
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-13
occupational hazard
1 judgementjake 2018-07-13
We hate them all yet we canβt let go
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-07-13
You say that but nobody here really listens to any of their shows anymore.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-13
We still come here, though.
1 Wartys123 2018-07-13
Yeah, cause we're all cool and funny.. not them, they past..
1 Psych555 2018-07-13
We're still hilarious.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-07-13
But that doesn't take effort of commitment. It's just a habit for all of us at this point. The comments are funny.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-07-13
Who would want to let go of what we have going on. Sometimes their lives are so hilariously pathetic its unbelievable
1 Dachosen17 2018-07-13
I dont even watch old O&A vids anymore this sub is freaking hilarious
1 Wolosocu 2018-07-13
That's how I feel about my ex.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-07-13
But how were his eggs this morning
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-13
ME: ffffucking sssscuumbags brought them at 8:02.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-13
"Troyvis," lmao.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-07-13
Maybe it's tiring having conflict in your life and making it apart of your living but at that level of fame, to be so complimentary of everyone even mentioned on his show, it just seems like he's not even an entertainer anymore. The "I'm the last one left so I have to be really careful with management" attitude has been around since he was begging someone to call an ambulance when Earl tried to knock himself out because he was being immasculated.
Is it so insane that it would be more interesting for Jimmy to make Sam listen to his ritual for buying and paying for Web cam tokens and what he makes them do for the tokens? Would being honest actually make him more entertaining?
Does Jimmy really think being himself will some how make him less famous or make him miss out on some fantasy he has for his future?
1 Moowon 2018-07-13
Works for 3 hours a day, lives minutes from the building, no hobbies to speak of, and can't get time to read anything to prepare.
Even though it would allow him to kiss celebrity ass in a much more convincing way so his celeb pictures might not look like their goddamn licence photo.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-07-13
Jim is a boring little man and is too scared of what it takes to become interesting.
1 Opesterino 2018-07-13
100% manufactured personality, nothing that creep does is real.
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1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-13
Calculated noncomittal statements are the biggest sign of phoniness.
Didn't Jim call out "phonies" in the past? Scream and yell at them? Robert de Niro and Steve Martin?
Didn't Jim say how he always tried to be genuine and "honest"? Fuck him.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-07-13
Calling out easy targets is also a big sign of being a giant hack and a gutless little worn. Steve Martin may not be that funny anymore but at one time he was hilarious and nowadays heβs just a Grammy winning bluegrass musician who used to be an A list actor and sought after stand up. Jim made and makes aids jokes. And probably has aids. So heβs got that goin for him. Which is nice.