I used to be in movies y'know. I was a hot date for Bruce Wayne.

29  2018-07-12 by bal0rd

70 comments

Yikes!

Ol Maggie Sack-O-Potatoes

I never found her attractive.

No one did

She was pretty good in’The Secretary’ with James Spader.

We're talking about the 'holes' looks. Yes she's fine at acting but stay on point. Uggo bitch

My ex and I watched that movie and I fucked her so poorly afterwards that she went out and fucked a meth dealer the next weekend.

And rightly so, you dud

Leave what you did the next weekend out of this.

It's like O&A's good friend Kathleen Turner getting fucked in the ass in Body Heat and people pretending she was hot the rest of her career.

That movie got me so much action. I was jerking off 3+ times a day to it.

She was never attractive enough for the roles she received. Nice to see it come to an end.

I remember seeing her in Tribeca with these big ass sunglasses on and this giant floppy hat as if anybody gives a fuck about her.

Maybe she was trying to reduce her exposure to the sun. She is an actress that gets filmed regularly. Last ditch effort to slow down the clock.

shes got a bullshit nose

She was never good enough looks-wise but Jesus Christ is she using meth?

Is that from the episode when Dennis and Dee do crack?

Goldie Hawn was in Batman?

She's one of the the main characters on HBO's pretty popular show the Deuce.

I never watched The Deuce (And I don't know anyone that did, either) but I figure as a drug-addled 70's pornstar, this is actually spot on.

I have watched every episode. Give the show a chance when you have nothing else to watch. I happen to think it's a pretty solid series.

Will do. Emily Meade is fine af.

Tsss, she looks like a deuce I dropped once.

Her tits are as saggy as her face. Terrible. She really fit in as a worn out prostitute

I enojoyed The Deuce.

This Bitch Looks Like Droopy Dog

Bitch looks prehistoric

What is this from? Is she turning into Rose McGowan or something?

This is from a video of a bunch of celebrities reading the same letter of some kid who got taken from their parents by border authorities.

Fake. Like some dumb poor kid from Honduras knows how to read and write.

Agreed. This is cut & dry social engineering. I guess I should have put some quotes or something. There's also no way a kid could even write as eloquent as what they recited. Immigrant or not.

Jesus christ. She was ugly before but wow.

Pinned pupils. She's on some sort of opioid.

Dude, youre supposed to say shes fawkin zooted

Tsss Maggie Gyllenhaal more like baggie fentanyl or somethin

Tss yeah, or how bout Saggie Pillinhaal asumptin

I think it was Patrice that said she was too ugly for Batman and had "youthful old lady face"

Thank you for remembering that hahah

That asshole had a way with words. Has nothing to do with anything, now, but one of my favorite throw-away expressions of his was 'roller coaster face' for a woman who was punched.

Just today I was listening to a Patrice episode and he said Tyra Banks was as dumb as an unlit candle. I'm using that one.

Was it intern David that Patrice said was so Jewish he still had pyramid brick dust between his nails?

Yes.

Still one of the funniest lines along with attel saying they need money for a coffin and a giant purple suit

Dark knight was the only superhero/comicbook film I could put on and not change over in 30 seconds. Patrice's comments about her ruined the film for me. I can't see past it now.

As far as I've seen, it's still the only "superhero" movie to transcend the genre.

SOME people would say Black Panther is too...

But trust me, it isn't. I understand it's more meaningful for a black audience, but it's not that great a film for action scenes and pacing. Winter Soldier as a whole, and the airport fight in Civil War (directed by the John Wick crew, no less) are still the best things they've done.

Skelletor lookin mug

Gotta suck when you grow up in Hollywood with a brother who is prettier than you are.

She looks like a Fallout quest giver.

Her brother is literally prettier than her.

Spoiler alert, she was never hot

Her face looks like it lost 300 pounds

That a billionaire would want to fuck that is ridiculous enough but it's 100x worse when you think about the fact she is a recast for this woman. Film's overrated as fuck and way up its own arse anyway, first one was much better.

first one was much better.

Even if you think the second one was an overrated mess, the first one is so much worse.

She suffers from a condition called ashkenazi Jew.

Is this a Evil Genius reference?

u/toolman u/spaceedge so this kind of celebrity harassment is OK cause it's not racist or antisemetic, and therefore doesn't trip the breakers of the SJW thread-report contingent that you've been obeying for the past 6 months. true?

btw how many people who downvoted this are those who saw a description of themselves in it? can you imagine being an unironic SJW reporting racism and sexism in the OnA subreddit?

I'm not sure what you mean by shadow deleting. Mods can't shadow ban anyone and there is only one way to delete a thread. If you've commented in a deleted thread you still have access to the thread as far as I know. And yes, I just removed this off topic post.

How do you remove a post so it's no longer showing on the front page despite being voted up on the front page only less than an hour ago (as i personally saw with both those threads), but still exists to be commented upon?

were you the one who "removed" those other two threads I mentioned?

Whenever a post is deleted people can still access it from their comment history. The only thing that actually gets deleted is the text if it's a self post.

OK, not sure why you're dodging answering if you deleted them.

Let me run this past you. Is this a typical report you would act upon?

user reports: 1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence

https://old.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8xzue4/only_one_of_these_shits_in_the_streets/e27bnlj/?context=3

BigGreenYamo showed me this an added the comment

Here's an example. Sure, it's one of the generic reports, but you can probably guess the type of person who reported it.

He said he would ignore those reports and went so far as to indicate other mods should be doing so too. Do you understand what he's saying when he says "Sure, it's one of the generic reports, but you can probably guess the type of person who reported it" ?

I did delete the two posts you linked. Sorry I missed that in your last post.

Posts don't necessarily have to be reported to be removed. In fact, you should see the number of completely valid, non-rule-breaking posts that are reported. It's a lot. For a while we had one guy who reported every single post in the sub. And no, most reports are not acted upon. I'm pretty sure someone from Anthony's group of cronies comes in and reports every post about him. We're not able to see who makes the report either. But there are common themes.

So you suspect there's some Anthony crony group working. Do you not consider that there's also an SJW personality type reporting every post about certain topics (the ones I already listed above)?

It's possible. Things seem to come in waves here. One week it'll be one thing, and another thing the next.

No, and mind you that Ceddit site is inaccurate as hell.

Stay away from cameras grandma. No one cares.

Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.

Biggie was a better writer and had more style, you dead bitch.

Tupac went to ballet-school, bitchass bot

Her brother is prettier than her.

Oh look yet another Jew telling America how wrong it is to enforce the borders and how you should all be ashamed of not changing your countries policies simply because of a crying child.

Meanwhile Israel is killing children and ethnically cleansing an entire race of ppl and stealing there to.es from them....yet nothing but crickets from these celebs.

Who dis bich?

Tsss Maggie Gyllenhaal more like baggie fentanyl or somethin

Fake. Like some dumb poor kid from Honduras knows how to read and write.

Agreed. This is cut & dry social engineering. I guess I should have put some quotes or something. There's also no way a kid could even write as eloquent as what they recited. Immigrant or not.

As far as I've seen, it's still the only "superhero" movie to transcend the genre.

How do you remove a post so it's no longer showing on the front page despite being voted up on the front page only less than an hour ago (as i personally saw with both those threads), but still exists to be commented upon?

were you the one who "removed" those other two threads I mentioned?

OK, not sure why you're dodging answering if you deleted them.

Let me run this past you. Is this a typical report you would act upon?

user reports: 1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence

https://old.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8xzue4/only_one_of_these_shits_in_the_streets/e27bnlj/?context=3

BigGreenYamo showed me this an added the comment

Here's an example. Sure, it's one of the generic reports, but you can probably guess the type of person who reported it.

He said he would ignore those reports and went so far as to indicate other mods should be doing so too. Do you understand what he's saying when he says "Sure, it's one of the generic reports, but you can probably guess the type of person who reported it" ?