Fez is at least honest with himself, Jim Norton is a fictional character that doesn’t really exist

Concisely stated, sir.

There is an idea of a Jim Norton

I'd rather take advice from tippy tom

You'd be fucking Condoleeza Rice then, so, enjoy.

"Barry manilow sucked maahhh diiick, he got a beagle named Bagel..."

-Tippy Tom

I called for advice, but he could offer little help as my particular case was a tough one...

Did you get in a 12 step program / just talk to your girl, man?

Why couldn't he ever say "girlfriend"

Whenever he said "your chick" or "your girl" my spine tingled.

Remember when Louie called in and made fun of the show? I bet Norton got all pissy after and held a grudge and thats why he didn't defend him. The advice show is serious damnit!

That call put me in a bad place honestly, man. I went through some dark shit. But I'm better now, I've been going to a lot of meetings.

A real dark, DARK place, man. I mean like DARK. Genuinely.

It's the motherfucker, I jerked off for 9.5 hours instead of my normal 8... It's tough, man. sighs

It looks like he learned to smile from the psychopaths handbook.

They say Ted Bundy smiled a lot too. John Wayne Gacy was a clown, lots of smiling. Insincere smiling may be a commonality amongst the world's worst creeps and villains.

Ted Bundy was at least a smart and interesting dude with charisma.

If I had to hang out with Jim or Ted, I'm going with Ted.

Also Ted wasn’t friendzoned by every girl he met.

To be a serial killer you have to have some level of charm.

No you don't, you just have to kill multiple people.

You're thinking of date rapists. Artie Lange has told the story millions of times.

The nigga had game. Literally had female groupies ogling him in court while the prosecution detailed his preferred method of asphyxiating and beating women to death, before fucking their lifeless bodies. The dumb bitches probably all thought they were "the one who could save him from himself," Beauty and the beast style, not realising that if left alone with him they'd be a dead fuck doll in 20 minutes.

I like the think that James Deen is the reincarnation of Bundy.

”Dude, I would tell ‘ya if I wasn’t being genuine. I really would!”

Has Jimmy ever once said something that sounded genuine and then he clarified that it wasn't?

You wanna know how I know he's not genuine?

I'd rather go to Jeffrey Dahmer's house for dinner.

that's the face he makes when he reminds someone their mom was murdered

Let's not forget fake recovering alcoholic in his list of credits.

I like jim. I just wish Jim, liked Jim. Be Yourself Dude. Whatever that may be. Chippah Up.

When James Norton gets through/over something, it seems that he just bores the fuck out of himself until he forgets. Then, it comes rushing back like an old thought, ie: "I'm going to more meeting and seeing my therapist more". Jezus Yimmy, let useet 'Toast'.

Fez would freak out and belch like Bob Durst at every question but it would certainly be more helpful.

Nice fangs, stupid

Nigga tried to bitch about not getting paid from Vice.

Hey Norton, where that $60k you stole from your fans you wormy ass thief!

The other day on the gay show he said prizes are being sent out

The Advice Show

Jesus, he looks like the dude from The Hills Have Eyes

Shit I forgot about that show. I miss the 30 mins of complaining about the mic sounding shit in his flat and and the system to take calls not working

Why couldn't he ever say "girlfriend"

Whenever he said "your chick" or "your girl" my spine tingled.

Concisely stated, sir.

There is an idea of a Jim Norton