Replace Sam with Literally Anyone
132 2018-07-11 by 867-5309-
Sam Roberts is cancer.
Today Rich Vos was on the show. If you think that the show might be decent today, you would be wrong.
How could a show with Vos be terrible? Sam Roberts.
For some inexplicable reason worthless Sam acts determined to dominate and steer the discussion for the entire show.
Helping Vos file a PayPal claim was worthless Sam's bit of the day.
Delusional Sam and Travis (the enabler of Sam's delusions) spent the entire show laughing loudly at anything Sam said which was odd because nothing Sam said was even slightly amusing. These cunts laughter made Opie's zoo crew laughing loudly at nothing not seem forced.
TLDR: Replace Sam with literally anyone and the show might be good.
110 comments
1 JimandFred 2018-07-11
He feels like they're his peers now and that he can make fun of Vos like Opie used to do. It's Opie Roberts, folks.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
He did the Opie thing of saying “Go see Vos, he’s great on a stage”, then Vos and Morton mocked how Opie used to do that and then he acted like he wasn’t just doing it
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-07-11
I honestly do not think I'm looking at the past thru rose colored glasses when I say this, I would take Opie at his worst over Sam at his best. Say what you will about Opie but he did contribute something to the shows greatness. Everything the guys from the show have gone on to do without him is a frantic fucking cluster fuck, which by its very nature, maintains some entertainment value. Sam on the other hand takes a cluster fuck and sucks out anything entertaining about it while simultaneously injecting an aversive element to it. I'm glad to say I have only heard clips from Jim and Sam, haven't paid for Sirius in years, and that fucking show honestly is the most depressing, lackluster dog shit I've ever heard. I hope Sam "the Philtrum" goes blind soon then dies 5 years later leaving his parents to help raise the world's ugliest baby. Sorry I had to keep it so short, but I've gotta dash
1 cbanks420lol 2018-07-11
"I love Colin but look at the numbers on our youtube channel from when he comes in compared to a wrestler or MMA fighter" -Sam Roberts
Please lord I hope he springs another flat on a freeway and gets massacred by a truck.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-07-11
Did he really fuckin say that? That's a real question
1 cbanks420lol 2018-07-11
Yes. Someone from here called in after a post saying nobody wants to see wrestlers and MMA fighters.
1 SensibleKeks 2018-07-11
I'm sure Sirius has coached Sam (like Opie) to try and put more emphasis on youtube viewership. Problem is that while the occasional youtube video may do well, that viewership doesn't translate to the main program. Case in point, see Conan O'Brien. His bits on youtube do great, but his late night show is tanking in the ratings. It's so bad that his show is being cut to half an hour.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
True, but in a few years that's not going to matter. When cable sets itself on fire and the internet is the platform of choice, Conan has a foot in the door and knows what to do. Sam? Please. He's already dead in the water with a corporation backing him 100%.
1 ColorMeSalty 2018-07-11
I didn't know his show was still on. Lol. I just assumed he got replaced with that chubby british guy. There's too many shows to keep track of.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
It's all about the fawkin' numbahs.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
It's about time put in and experience. Opie did radio since he was 18 and he learned absolutely nothing. The thing is, Sam Roberts is incapable of learning. At least Opie's stupidity came from a place of actually being there and doing it for a while.
Listening to Sam is like listening to Opie if he had a stroke, lost all of his memories in the process, and had to re-learn how to speak english.
1 Opthony 2018-07-11
Opie is an unfunny, uninteresting, hyper-sensitive control freak but AT LEAST he would occasionally drink alcohol, eat steak, and not obsess about wrestling. I don't understand how anyone can possibly relate to Sam. He's like Opie with even less relatable qualities.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-07-11
Yes, the last 1/2 a year has been horrible with Sam. He slowly wormed into 1st mic status, and knows he can push Jim around. He steps on bits, pontificates on things he doesn't know about in that smarmy Westchester rich cunt way of his, and molds things to fit his shitty interests in a way even tone deaf OAJ never did.
1 Kalikhead 2018-07-11
He’s turning into Opie?
1 RichHeads 2018-07-11
This is very accurate he sounds exactly like every liberal smarmy Westchester rich cunt I live next too. They are all completely uninformed and just parrot what they hear on Facebook and what their neighbors say. All the actual earners in Westchester are quite conservative but Westchester is full of a lot of rich people who didn't actually earn their money. Mostly wife's and trust funds. If you live in Westchester and you're not liberal you're not popular among the rich Housewives. Sam fits this mold identically to what I hear around my neighborhood politically. lower New York is a political fucking cesspool
1 BMoneyCPA 2018-07-11
Yeah libruls, amirite? Snowflakes.
Keep going Brother Joe. We're dying for your hot political take.
1 RichHeads 2018-07-11
Hey guys get a load of this liberal.
1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-07-11
Damn bro congrats on being so progressive
1 Pergola120 2018-07-11
Please don’t blame liberals for Sam. Even we fucking hate this cackling, unfunny fuckhead.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-11
I thought liberals loved promoting untalented niggers
1 kingship75 2018-07-11
Only after rapes and looting.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
Exactly. When Sam tries to get sassy it just comes off like a bitchy woman who is wealthy but only because she married into it young.
1 joeythew 2018-07-11
do people actually care if they fit in with their neighbors - I never cared. Good fences make good neighbors - a neighbor should be seen and not heard. If you're a slave to peer pressure you've got problems. Fuck them.
1 RichHeads 2018-07-11
Yeah it's not like I go strike up a conversation with them. These are the type of people who want to talk about it all the time I never indulged I just politely smile.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-11
As much of a faggot as Sam is, Jim was no better in first mic position. He couldn't run the board, he was able to evade unfavorable calls, & his body language became psychotically theatrical from sitting in the big boys seat.
Just throw the both of them in the dumpster behind Sirius.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
At the very least it is runner to watch the worm fail
1 Vict0rr187 2018-07-11
I didn’t even listen but I’m sure he’s asking for Rich to take his shirt off. Run those bits into the ground
1 mcmck 2018-07-11
i loved when the show first started and sam said "COCKSUCKER RED LIPSTICK" about 50000000 times. he fucking sucks
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-07-11
I’d rather listen to opie and Carl talk to rednecks that’s how bad sam and Jim have made their show.
1 mattirawks 2018-07-11
Nah, that's how good Carl and Opie are together
1 RacistPigeon 2018-07-11
Opie Roberts has never been anything but a breathing pile of shit. Stop listening. It’s not going to improve. Ever. Stop.
1 jofreal 2018-07-11
The only way I would tune in is if they were addressing a major bombshell. I'm talking "Anthony gets busted on kiddie porn charges" territory.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-07-11
Jim would refuse to talk about it because in that situation he can’t support Ant and be uncontroversial at the same time. And if there are two things he hates more than anything in the world, it’s showing anything other than fanatical loyalty to Ant, and saying anything that anyone could disagree with.
Just talk about egg whites and airline pillows instead Jim. Because that’s what the 18-34 male crowd wants. SafeTalk™️.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-11
i would pay a fairly large amount money to be able to beat him up
1 bigstephen420 2018-07-11
Typical bail rate for assault shouldn't be more than $1,000 - $2500. Save up about that much and go live your dream.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-07-11
one decently strong punch would easily turn that assault charge to manslaughter, have you seen that sickly primitive fuck?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-11
His neck bones are hollow like a bird's
1 bigstephen420 2018-07-11
Eh, then it's upped to around $10,000. I'm sure this sub would be willing to set up a bake sale or something to raise the money.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-07-11
I'm not sure that anyone would be willing to eat anything that we've touched
1 Leofan7 2018-07-11
I volunteer to sell Little Debbie Pecan Pinwheels door-to-door.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2018-07-11
Omg! I'll take two packages, little girl!
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-07-11
He's very giving to people from ages 8 to 80
1 SaltyJoeMatarese 2018-07-11
A girl scout with a dick, Anthony's dream come true.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-07-11
You would have to lightly slap or use a flyswatter or cardboard tube from a paper towel roll.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-07-11
I bet the delusional jackass thinks he looks heroin chic
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-07-11
Strangling Jimmy to death would feel so good. He wouldn’t even be able to stop me, he made himself so frail with his ludicrous diet.
It would be the ultimate vindication of the superiority of my ideas and lifestyle over his. Might is right. A forcing of the unity of existence, as Cormac McCarthy would say.
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2018-07-11
Shit it'd be worth the time served in jail so I'd have no problem doing it for free. Wouldn't be the first time I've went in for beating a bitch up
1 Qaske 2018-07-11
that travis character doesn't get enough hate. maybe i'm unlucky, but everytime i give the show a chance that guy is doing all the talking. you would think he's the star.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-07-11
His wife's got some nice fucking tits. No doubt about that, though.
1 Qaske 2018-07-11
so does mine. i m not impressed by that
1 comic630 2018-07-11
Good for you lad
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-11
THAT DONT IMPRESSA ME MUCH
1 Mikekekeke 2018-07-11
So yah, got the mic but yah don't have a mom?!
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
But Allen only see the worm in the middle of the night.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-11
"Boobs are wasted on the young." - Oscar Wilde
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-11
You mean trav tefft dawg arff arff!
Remember that? Remember when you faggots thought that was funny?
1 Qaske 2018-07-11
i wasn't one of them. i said opie radio was better.i wasnt popular. but i stand by that.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-11
I wasn't trying to single you out. The people who did that know who they are and should rightfully still feel a deep sense of shame.
1 DildoRenter 2018-07-11
He should be replaced by Bobo's anus.
1 McGowan9 2018-07-11
He should be replaced by a starved-for-3-days Bengal tiger.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-07-11
It has to be noted that Jimmy is also a fucking awful host. Great third mic but a boring bastard at the helm. It's quite simply not a funny show. Just 3 hours of uninformed, deadly serious politics/current events talk
1 MaskedUploader 2018-07-11
Hell yeah. Can't wait for the Jim & Gail show.
1 ManHash 2018-07-11
Ron could make anyone fun/interesting to listen to - except his daughter. He's too protective of her to bash or mess around with.
I'd really enjoy Sam getting traded to the Bennington Show cause he'd be put back in his place.
1 MaskedUploader 2018-07-11
Good serious response.
Gail would be best in the Fez role but Ron isn't going to do that to her. Plus the audience is a bunch of mongoloids so it would quickly break down into gendered insults which Ron doesn't like.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-11
Sam and Travis have to go. Keep Troy though because he's always providing us with fun new material.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-11
I'm not sure why you continue to listen to this. I listened to about 5 minutes and it sounds exactly like every other boring morning radio show in the country.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-07-11
Replace Jim Norton with a spoonful of dirt from atop Otto's grave.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-11
It's almost as if "The Opie and Anthony Show" was good for a couple years when professional comedians would appear on the show regularly. And when they stopped showing up, it became obvious that they were the foundation of the show.
1 pabbseven 2018-07-11
That was the show. And thats why the show were good.
1 DelmonVarn 2018-07-11
Jim and Shitloaf should do a show
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-07-11
Replace Sam with a pressure cooker bomb, and set it off 25 minutes into their show
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-07-11
Some of you may be saying "oh but them Sam Roberts will live", but he'll return home to a Death Wish scenario, Jeff Goldblum has raped and beaten his wife and child, He then goes mad trying to kill Jeff Goldblum, never able to find him again to get his revenge.
1 lispychicken 2018-07-11
I actually stopped listening about 3 months ago, I just hang out here to see all the hatred against the show, which backs up my decision.
Some part of me wants to see SXM worm Ant back in, regulate Sam back into 3rd mic, and make you people all fall in love with Jim and Ant again.
Not that you asked, but since my departure form the show, I have found The Bonfire to be absolutely hilarious, even when the topic is shitty Youtube stars or dumb reality tv shit. I'd say 95% of that show is very good - imho. Whereas Jim and the Apekid is entertaining maybe 10% of the time
1 cq5195 2018-07-11
As much hate as he gets Danny was a much better third mic than Sam. Sam would just repeat jokes that other people said. "Erock did you try the krill?" "Ooh he's calling you a whale Erock."
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2018-07-11
Oh, ol’ “Sam is so funny and great at stirring shit” isn’t so funny now, is he?
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-07-11
I never got what the fuck they were talking about when they would say that shit. I hated that mother fucker within a minute of hearing his voice and getting a glimpse at his personality
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
People who said that are the same people who called Opie the "Ship Steerer"
Shit Stirrer vs. Ship Steerer. It even sounds the same.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-07-11
Have Normand and List ditch their shitty podcast and replace sam
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-07-11
Troy should have lost his job years ago.
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
Jim and Sam is still better than 90% of O&A.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
Jim and Sam have had maybe one memorable segment
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
It's only been on two years so there's only a handful of like stand-out moments but on average it's way better than O&A. Jim, Sam, and Mark Normand are like O&A with Louie. I know this won't be popular but it's true. Rose colored glasses and all.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
You are a literal fucking retard. Nothing against Mark, he is a very funny guy but again you are literally retarded and I cannot stress that enough.
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
No, you are. O&A was fucking terrible. It's unlistenable forced edgy bullshit. That whole show is the audio equivalent of Opie's wardrobe.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
You sincerely believe J&S is better than O&A? And with Louie nonetheless... That's just, wow. I'm speechless.
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
I mean look in large it's because O&A is such garbage in hindsight. Jim and Sam is average but better than any shitty podcast these awful comedians put out.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
But it isn’t, there aren’t even a handful of stand out moments. If they did have more comics in there might have been potential, but the show is atrocious
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
I disagree but the only reason you can say that about O&A is because they were on for so long. You can't pretend like the hundreds of shitty shows in between each classic bit didn't happen.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
I’m not disagreeing, they had a ton of garbage, but Jim and Sam are starting it’s all of O&As bad habits. They are already burnt and the show hasn’t even been on long
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
Fair enough. I usually get a few good chuckles out per show but I only ever listen as background noise while I'm gaming.
1 joeythew 2018-07-11
you're delusional.
1 allenricketts 2018-07-11
take a hike
1 Hopalicious 2018-07-11
Seems like you are not a fan. You can just cancel or listen to something else. Both are viable options.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
Fawkin haters just change the channel brotha man!
1 Humble_is_great 2018-07-11
So the subs finally turned on travis.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-07-11
if they get resigned someone in management should lose their fucking job. itd be proof that nobody listens, monitors, or gives a flying fuck to give them 2 more years. october will really be telling for them as a company with what happens.
1 extremelyoffline 2018-07-11
It's beyond sad how some of you still try to cling to this shit. No don't replace anyone, just execute everyone in the SiriusXM building and be done with it.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
Seriously, just switch to the Bonfire.
1 jofreal 2018-07-11
Jay and Christine have fatally screwed up what should be a no-brainer listening option in this current landscape.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
It's the best show on Sirius right now by a landslide and it always keeps me entertained. They do this thing called show prep too so when they start their radio show they have an idea of what they're going to do so it doesn't sound like they're just reading the newspaper.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
I can't stand Jay and his cunt, but even in the shitty episodes Jay and Soder can riff their asses off. It's the one thing about the show that has legs
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
The drops are amazing.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-11
I'd rather have sam's baby host the show.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-07-11
AND my penis.
1 PSU19420 2018-07-11
Only time I want to hear Sams retarded offspring is him delivering Sams eulogy.
1 Pergola120 2018-07-11
Brother Joe?
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
The way Sam acts now, despite the hate for him getting louder and more consistent, is due to equal parts is low intelligence and his incredibly detached/self-unaware vision of himself. He sees himself as the Future Howard Stern. He still thinks that he's young, despite his awful looks and his window of opportunity having been missed. He still thinks that he actually earned a spot on the air through verbal talent or comedic ability.
At times, you can hear it in his voice when he tries to play snooty. Whenever he tries to "one up" someone. Whenever he questions the conduct of another person. Whenever he makes attempts at voices or impressions. He is far too comfortable in that chair in front of that microphone for someone who should be wholly uncomfortable in their own skin 24 hours a day.
His whole schtick is based on "picking apart" other people and their logic, yet he has no leg to stand on in his own life with the embarrassing shit he does and defends.
Howard Stern was abused all his life and his success came from honing his own verbal and mental ability to decimate others. Sam Roberts was pampered and coddled and has honed absolutely nothing as a result, so he needs to use weak insults towards others as his crutch. He's a complete nothing.
1 867-5309- 2018-07-11
Sam Roberts is a VERY delusional person -- he actually believes that he is entertaining, knowledgeable, interesting and funny. Each day Sam's delusions are reinforced by his Mommy and Travis.
Whenever Sam says something that he believes to be amusing and/or entertaining, you will always hear Sam's Flipper the Dolphin-like laugh and 75% of the time you'll hear Travis' laugh.
Listening to today's show every two minutes it was Dolphin Laugh, Travis Laugh and a couple solo Dolphin Laughs followed by more Dolphin Laugh, Travis Laugh at something Sam said. You would not hear others laughing along at whatever Sam said and Sam & Travis never enthusiastically laugh at actual funny things said by others.
I have to wonder if the reason that Sam Roberts still has a job is because SiriusXM uses him to qualify for some NY State tax credit for hiring developmentally disabled employees. Perhaps Sam is an inspiration to some talent-less kid who looks like Rocky Dennis, has a terrible voice and zero life experience.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-07-11
bubble boy
1 Taureg01 2018-07-11
I SORT GLASS
1 ClownShitExpress 2018-07-11
You were, in fact, the only person in this thread that brought him up. But you also made a lot of cogent points here.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
No, what I meant was he rightfully gets shit on quite a bit nowadays for his censoring of his past, switching up his image, and appealing to women.
1 ClownShitExpress 2018-07-11
I'm just pointing out that being the only one to bring up a topic and then concluding your argument with "say what you will about" said topic is humorous because you are having a conversation with yourself. I understood your point.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-11
It's not a conversation with myself, it's referencing a performer's well known fall in public opinion especially on here. When Howard is brought up people typical have nothing good to say. I was referencing that..
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-07-11
Oh I really want Sam and Opie to fight to the death.
1 joeythew 2018-07-11
I'm still holding out for the entire show not being renewed at all. Sirius used to have a lot of different types of talk shows worth listening to. Now they're just an embarrassment and I can't see how they're a selling point for Sirius. Sirus needs to clean house and get all new talk shows (they can keep Bennington).
1 breadmoccasin 2018-07-11
Man, I love Vos, but this is an insane statement.
1 867-5309- 2018-07-11
Rich Vos' track record speaks for itself. Hell, Vos' appearances on the show with Opie, a failing strip mall deli owner and the Black guy made that terrible show somewhat amusing and barely listenable.
I've never listened to the show he does with his wife.
1 cq5195 2018-07-11
Agreed all he has to do is drag his unfunny cunt wife to the show.
1 Toughcrowdd 2018-07-11
It must be his tenure, it's all I can honestly think of. Why have a manchild HOST an actual morning show with views on ALL his social media, including YouTube being sooo lousy. I would actual like to know the answer to this. It's not talent, plenty have the gift of gab. And ad Kevin Pollack brought up, his voice isn't for the radio.
1 semihat 2018-07-11
The show quickly became bad. Their original staff realized it (Adrian and another guy Sal?) and so they quickly jumped ship.
1 hafkaf 2018-07-11
I see...I see
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1 daveyistheman 2018-07-11
Idk about you guys, but it seems like Sammy has eaten one too many chicken nuggies.
1 Jimandthem 2018-07-11
Jim and Sam have had maybe one memorable segment
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-07-11
AND my penis.
1 PSU19420 2018-07-11
Only time I want to hear Sams retarded offspring is him delivering Sams eulogy.