Anytime you make fun of women for any reason, these faggoty white knight manginas will call you an incel because they think that calling someone an incel means they immediately win the argument because they're retarded.
All the shit about fat chicks and unfunny chicks and just the constant din of incel horse shit. Ok, you're mad at chicks, beat a different horse for awhile.
We shit on Opie, Tranthony, Jim, Sam, Joe Fagarese, Nick Mullen and every other dork related to this failed radio show and you're more concerned with a few jokes about cunt celebrities? You've really rustled my feathers.
He's one of those people who stick around here because he thinks he needs to put this sub in its place. He strikes me as one of those people who never actually listened to the show.
Thats just what I hear when there's this incessant, unoriginal uncreative woman bashing. Like Lena Dunham is just trash as a person. Her output is self absorbed, there are persistent rumors that she's fully racist, she's one of these multigeneration brooklyn MFAs who have lost the ability to see anything through any other filter. There's so much to say about her, if your choice is to criticize "it's easier being fat than skinny" jesus try a little harder. Thats just entropy, we're all figuring that out.
On the left: 138 pounds, complimented all day and propositioned by men and on the cover of a tabloid about diets that work. Also, sick in the tissue and in the head and subsisting only on small amounts of sugar, tons of caffeine and a purse pharmacy. On the right: 162 pounds, happy joyous & free, complimented only by people that matter for reasons that matter, subsisting on a steady flow of fun/healthy snacks and apps and entrees, strong from lifting dogs and spirits. Even this OG body positivity warrior sometimes looks at the left picture longingly, until I remember the impossible pain that brought me there and onto my proverbial knees. As I type I can feel my back fat rolling up under my shoulder blades. I lean in.
Impossible pain to stay in moderately good shape. If you are rich there are absolutely zero good reasons for you to be overweight. It is just pure laziness and weakness.
She looked like a meth addict so I'm sure she was propositioned by other addicts who were looking to get some pussy in exchange for meth. Probably why she hates men, since that and her faggot father and ex is all she's ever known.
You're mistaking the cause for the effect - physical attractiveness is an indicator of general health (including mental), intelligence, etc. You don't see model bums because the genes that produce model looks also produces mental health.
physical attractiveness is an indicator of general health
It's an exaggerated use of indicators that ends up having nothing to do with one's general health or performance. There is no ideal appearance that possesses perfection.
It takes burning 3500 calories to burn off one pound of fat. Running at least 5 miles a day (5 days a week), even if you mostly walk it, will help you burn anywhere from 17,500 - 18,009 calories, no matter your body type. That's at least a little more than 5 pounds a week.
From there, all you have to do is:
Watch your intake (Weight Watchers has been successful for years through their system),
not eat like you formerly did (like a meth head)
don't consistency craft excuses for not exercising
use your Girls bux to hire a personal trainer (male or female) that will slap you around for not sticking to the diet (or get a goddamn FITBIT)
not act (and/or be) so fucking privileged in your daily life
not drop your animals off at the shelter as soon as you get them, because they barked at someone once.
That's it. You do all these things, you WILL get down to 138, NATURALLY, or at least be in the same ball park. That's fucking it! You don't have to be sculpted or tuned for strength: You just have to get back to that size (or at least in the ballpark) NATURALLY. This has worked in fitness throughout the 20th century SUCCESSFULLY, by the people who attacked the system head-on, that didn't blame their body and society for their lot. Then went right in, achieved success, and kept going or maintained what they earned. Yes, age makes things harder. HARDER, but not impossible.
Running at least 5 miles a day (5 days a week), even if you mostly walk it, will help you burn anywhere from 17,500 - 18,009 calories, no matter your body type. That's at least a little more than 5 pounds a week.
Lol no not even close. I have no idea how you are ending up with these numbers, but jogging 5mph for an hour burns around 500 calories. By your math it's 3600, which is absurdly wrong.
You're a faggot that should hang himself, but I do see where I mistyped here...
The amount of calories you'll burn running 5 miles depends on your pace and body weight. According to Harvard Medical School, a 125-pound person will burn about 500 calories, a 155-pound runner will burn about 620 calories and a 185-pound person burns about 740 calories running 5 miles at a pace of 6 miles per hour.
Dunham said she comes in at about 162 pounds. So she's potentially burning 650 calories (lets say) JUST from running. This doesn't include the estimate you'd get from doing other activities. Besides working out, this also includes sleeping, sitting, walking to X, running to X, anything sedentary and non-sedentary. You get the idea. The rough (not generous) estimate you'd get from something like a Fitbit for example, if you're including 5 mile running and exercise, is anywhere between 2,300 to 2,700 DAILY, NOT 17,500-18,009 DAILY, which I wasn't clear on earlier, which is my only mistake here. The latter number is something she could burn in a week, through steady exercise throughout the week (from 5 to 7 days a week), which could help her burn anywhere between 1-5 pounds a week, and considerably more a month, if she sticks to it.
My argument is that she wont, because of reasons and politics and "patriarchy" and so on.
119 comments
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Why does this sub have such a heavy incel vibe now?
1 Phkna1 2018-07-11
It makes you an incel to think Lena Dunham is a dumb cunt? What sub am I in?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-11
Anytime you make fun of women for any reason, these faggoty white knight manginas will call you an incel because they think that calling someone an incel means they immediately win the argument because they're retarded.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-07-11
What is 'incel' about posting and making fun of this fat cunt, you faggot?
1 Phkna1 2018-07-11
I thought she was pretty safe territory, to be honest.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-07-11
It's fine, sweetie. OP is (pardon my french) a bit of a fairy.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
All the shit about fat chicks and unfunny chicks and just the constant din of incel horse shit. Ok, you're mad at chicks, beat a different horse for awhile.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-07-11
We shit on Opie, Tranthony, Jim, Sam, Joe Fagarese, Nick Mullen and every other dork related to this failed radio show and you're more concerned with a few jokes about cunt celebrities? You've really rustled my feathers.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-07-11
He probably watches girls
1 segasarnold 2018-07-11
Yeah leave Lena Dunham alone guise!
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-07-11
Leave and never come back.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-11
He's one of those people who stick around here because he thinks he needs to put this sub in its place. He strikes me as one of those people who never actually listened to the show.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-11
The whole point is that people here shit on whoever they feel like. That includes incels, fat women, skinny women, etc. Fag.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Yes, I'm shitting on this thread dummy
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-11
Your doing a "the sub was this way and now it's another way" whine. That's not the same as shitting on someone.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I'm not here to pat any simps on the back.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-11
No you aren't, you're here to lament about days gone by you reminiscing pustule.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Did I do that? Not really.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-11
So you think the sub has always been this way, but decided to comment on it now?
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I think you'll find I've commented pretty consistently for the last 3 years or so.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-11
I'm asking about your opinion not your presence dumb dumb.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Ok
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-11
white knighting has never gotten anyone laid in the history of the world, homo.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
What am I white knighting?
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-07-11
The fat disaster mentioned in the post
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-11
faggot
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Your name is a reference to Rick and Morty which is not helping this whole incel thing at all. Hilarious show, though.
1 Joeymomma101 2018-07-11
Say chicks more.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-07-11
"Heavy Incel Vibe"???? What the fuck is wrong with you fella?
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-07-11
You faggots are always just dying to throw around incel. Pathetic
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Thats just what I hear when there's this incessant, unoriginal uncreative woman bashing. Like Lena Dunham is just trash as a person. Her output is self absorbed, there are persistent rumors that she's fully racist, she's one of these multigeneration brooklyn MFAs who have lost the ability to see anything through any other filter. There's so much to say about her, if your choice is to criticize "it's easier being fat than skinny" jesus try a little harder. Thats just entropy, we're all figuring that out.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-07-11
You sound like you have a fat sister. Why don’t you get piggy to stop eating instead of arguing with strangers on the internet.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I only have brothers.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-07-11
So you're the fat sister
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I'm in pretty good shape, get a lot of exercise.
1 Phkna1 2018-07-11
How often were you raped by your brothers?
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
This warmed over bobo joke got upvotes?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-11
Not nearly enough. He was the only person here defending the Nanette lady’s literally indefensible comedy special.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-11
I bet you're also really handsome and bang hot chicks all the time.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I do ok. I own a house which is a big benefit.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-11
Round is a shape, fatass.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I have above average cardio and muscle mass, then. Although most of my exercise is recreational because thats just how I enjoy myself.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-07-11
Lol
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Yeah this is all low rent incel stuff.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-07-11
Say incel some more please
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Cry about it.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-07-11
Oh did you just use that faggoty word here? And used it seriously? GTFO with that leftist horseshit
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-07-11
Shut up faggot.
1 extremelyoffline 2018-07-11
If you actually fucked you would understand that misogyny is inevitable and perfectly natural.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
Yeah this doesnt sound incellish at all. Black pill much, chad?
1 extremelyoffline 2018-07-11
You are a gigantic faggot. Go tip your fedora somewhere else before I throw up.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-11
tips fedora "no one will besmirch m'ladies honor"-aprosbro on a daily basis.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-07-11
beat it, faggot
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2018-07-11
Ew the caption is gross.
On the left: 138 pounds, complimented all day and propositioned by men and on the cover of a tabloid about diets that work. Also, sick in the tissue and in the head and subsisting only on small amounts of sugar, tons of caffeine and a purse pharmacy. On the right: 162 pounds, happy joyous & free, complimented only by people that matter for reasons that matter, subsisting on a steady flow of fun/healthy snacks and apps and entrees, strong from lifting dogs and spirits. Even this OG body positivity warrior sometimes looks at the left picture longingly, until I remember the impossible pain that brought me there and onto my proverbial knees. As I type I can feel my back fat rolling up under my shoulder blades. I lean in.
1 Phkna1 2018-07-11
Mmmm...back fat.
1 crookedmile 2018-07-11
My fat fucking ass. She's about 180 at 5′4″. Nasty
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-11
She's lying in both cases. On the left, she's around 115. On the right she's around 180.
5'3" tall women are pretty "curvy" at 125lbs.
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1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-07-11
The only way she is 162 pounds is if she is 3’8.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-07-11
Taller than Rogan.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-11
Is this real?
1 thrillated 2018-07-11
LMAO, sure, why not.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-11
to be fair she is a stupid fucking cunt
1 LarryKleist711 2018-07-11
Proverbial knees? Bitch got fake knees or sumpthin? I bet her sister wishes that Lena shoved proverbial rocks into her cootah.
1 dannygunz 2018-07-11
Impossible pain to stay in moderately good shape. If you are rich there are absolutely zero good reasons for you to be overweight. It is just pure laziness and weakness.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-07-11
you see, it was the weight that was making her sick, not the diet of a speed freak that's too spoiled to be proactive
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1 GiygasFetus 2018-07-11
Came here to say this. Fucking ridiculous man.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2018-07-11
I like chubby women. She’s just a vile cunt fat, skinny and everything in between.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-07-11
She never got propositioned by anybody, no matter her size.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-07-11
She looked like a meth addict so I'm sure she was propositioned by other addicts who were looking to get some pussy in exchange for meth. Probably why she hates men, since that and her faggot father and ex is all she's ever known.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-07-11
She looks more like this.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-07-11
Good lord.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-07-11
You'll never eat those ever again, if you ever did hahaha
1 Burnin_Embers 2018-07-11
She kind of looked like Dani Brand.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-07-11
Exactly.
1 Uboat1940 2018-07-11
"Fun healthy snacks" i.e. several rice cakes with massive dollops of peanut butter.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-11
nigga, dis bitch is eatin snack wells
1 bal0rd 2018-07-11
shows you that your facial proportions are 99% of what stupid society judges you by.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-07-11
Tell us more of your braincel theories!
1 bal0rd 2018-07-11
I've never seen a truly homeless, mentally ill guy with good looks, have you? Society just wont let it happen to them.
1 piggyboi 2018-07-11
You're mistaking the cause for the effect - physical attractiveness is an indicator of general health (including mental), intelligence, etc. You don't see model bums because the genes that produce model looks also produces mental health.
1 bal0rd 2018-07-11
It's an exaggerated use of indicators that ends up having nothing to do with one's general health or performance. There is no ideal appearance that possesses perfection.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-07-11
Have you read your own replies, you oblivious idiot haha
1 bal0rd 2018-07-11
it is exaggerated. it became vanity.
1 neosilvanus 2018-07-11
I'm confused at how this is Opie and Anthony related. Is it a given here that anything hating on women or minorities is O&A related?
1 Joeymomma101 2018-07-11
We have a lot of hate to spread around to the world. We don't want to waste it all in one place.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-07-11
eat shit
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-07-11
Shut up faggot
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-07-11
If someone told me she used to be hot I wouldnt have believed them.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-11
She was never anywhere close to being hot.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-11
She looked like a cross between Dani and Jeffery Jones, that pedophile principal from ferris bueller's day off in the first pick.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-07-11
The bitch on the left could get it for sure.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-11
Boy she's strong, I guess she's got a bunch of malamutes that she lifts at home.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-07-11
Pictured: With teacup Yorkie, the lightest dog on the planet
1 Joeymomma101 2018-07-11
Lena "Dun ate all the ham"
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-11
thats fawkin good
1 iH8yurface 2018-07-11
We also would have accepted “Dumb-Ham”, “Rum-Ham”, or also “Ms. Boombalatty”
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-11
This reminds me, I've got some dexedrine leftover. Yay.
1 TangerineReam 2018-07-11
It takes burning 3500 calories to burn off one pound of fat. Running at least 5 miles a day (5 days a week), even if you mostly walk it, will help you burn anywhere from 17,500 - 18,009 calories, no matter your body type. That's at least a little more than 5 pounds a week.
From there, all you have to do is:
Watch your intake (Weight Watchers has been successful for years through their system),
not eat like you formerly did (like a meth head)
don't consistency craft excuses for not exercising
use your Girls bux to hire a personal trainer (male or female) that will slap you around for not sticking to the diet (or get a goddamn FITBIT)
not act (and/or be) so fucking privileged in your daily life
not drop your animals off at the shelter as soon as you get them, because they barked at someone once.
That's it. You do all these things, you WILL get down to 138, NATURALLY, or at least be in the same ball park. That's fucking it! You don't have to be sculpted or tuned for strength: You just have to get back to that size (or at least in the ballpark) NATURALLY. This has worked in fitness throughout the 20th century SUCCESSFULLY, by the people who attacked the system head-on, that didn't blame their body and society for their lot. Then went right in, achieved success, and kept going or maintained what they earned. Yes, age makes things harder. HARDER, but not impossible.
Dunham only has herself to blame.
1 opieisterrible 2018-07-11
You're right she IS a cunt.
1 wifflebb 2018-07-11
Lol no not even close. I have no idea how you are ending up with these numbers, but jogging 5mph for an hour burns around 500 calories. By your math it's 3600, which is absurdly wrong.
1 TangerineReam 2018-07-11
You're a faggot that should hang himself, but I do see where I mistyped here...
The amount of calories you'll burn running 5 miles depends on your pace and body weight. According to Harvard Medical School, a 125-pound person will burn about 500 calories, a 155-pound runner will burn about 620 calories and a 185-pound person burns about 740 calories running 5 miles at a pace of 6 miles per hour.
Dunham said she comes in at about 162 pounds. So she's potentially burning 650 calories (lets say) JUST from running. This doesn't include the estimate you'd get from doing other activities. Besides working out, this also includes sleeping, sitting, walking to X, running to X, anything sedentary and non-sedentary. You get the idea. The rough (not generous) estimate you'd get from something like a Fitbit for example, if you're including 5 mile running and exercise, is anywhere between 2,300 to 2,700 DAILY, NOT 17,500-18,009 DAILY, which I wasn't clear on earlier, which is my only mistake here. The latter number is something she could burn in a week, through steady exercise throughout the week (from 5 to 7 days a week), which could help her burn anywhere between 1-5 pounds a week, and considerably more a month, if she sticks to it.
My argument is that she wont, because of reasons and politics and "patriarchy" and so on.
1 wifflebb 2018-07-11
So your point is if she eats less and exercises more she will lose a modest amount of weight? Groundbreaking.
1 drcube2000 2018-07-11
Does this bitch really think people believe that's only a 24 pound difference?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-11
she is a repulsive troll in both photos because that is who she is on the inside. a repulsive troll.
1 suchanjv 2018-07-11
Damn, she used to look good.
That's also a lot more than a 20 pound difference. Its a good 50 pound difference
(barf) Bitch is turning into Lindy West.
1 xxmikekxx 2018-07-11
Duuude, u got a pebble, u got your infant sisters vagina, boom
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-11
FEMINIST ICON, DUUUUUUUDE
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-11
Talk about thin-shaming.
"YOU CAN LITERALLY ONLY BE THIN IF YOU STARVE YOURSELF AND DO DRUGS."
"MEN LITERALLY ARE TRASH BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO FUCK ME WHEN I WAS THINNER."
"NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN WHEN IM FAT AND DISGUSTING MEN DONT WANNA FUCK ME! FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS!"
I sincerely wish nothing but the worst for this vapid cunt
1 LarryKleist711 2018-07-11
When Lena heard the term pie in the sky, she volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-11
Her blood is 90% zeppole! Mmmmmboy is she fat!
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-07-11
When she goes campin, the bears have to hide their food
1 camaro69 2018-07-11
Maybe she wasn't happy when younger and thinner because she still wasn't over the fact of diddling her little sis.
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1 Hanarable 2018-07-11
Nasty fuckin hog
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-07-11
Technically she is a sow
1 Treeckosis 2018-07-11
"Subsisting on a steady flow of fun/healthy snacks and apps and entrees"
By steady flow she means through a hose that's hooked up to her face for 3 hours a day.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-07-11
Dunham? Why not Dunchicken?tss
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-07-11
Way more than 162
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-07-11
Sounds like she probably took gross shits at either weight I'd imagine.
1 joeythew 2018-07-11
Not sure why this is in this subreddit.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-07-11
Being healthy is soooo depressing.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-07-11
She should treat herself to some butter and a couple of hams.
1 holodog 2018-07-11
She's squealing with delight in the 2nd picture because she just spotted a McDonald's.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-07-11
You sound like you have a fat sister. Why don’t you get piggy to stop eating instead of arguing with strangers on the internet.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-07-11
Lol
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I'm in pretty good shape, get a lot of exercise.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-11
I have above average cardio and muscle mass, then. Although most of my exercise is recreational because thats just how I enjoy myself.