Look at his little beady eyes, like a arab merchant

Hey I brought the wine coolers like you asked me to.

I just came here to warn her about the dangers of talking to people on the internet

“And then you said ‘Have you ever had secks? Have you ever had oral secks?’”

Yeah my cousin gets on my computer and sends people all kinds of crazy stuff

Are your parents home? You're not old enough to be left alone, may I come in ? I have to use the telephone.

Never trust a man with completely hairless arms. They are inevitably creeps or queers.

God. He looks incredible here compared to what he looks like now

"Make yourself comfortable, I'll be downstairs in a minute !"

"I'll be there in three shakes of a lamb's tail"

"I'm just gonna go change."

All I can think about when I see this picture is the Ropers theme song

Nice vinyl and plastic door, faggot.

I'm dyslexic. I thought she said she was 41

His head has grown 3 sizes since then

Yeah my cousin gets on my computer and sends people all kinds of crazy stuff