REMINDER: Jim Norton had a crush on the "doctor" at Lens Crafters

47  2018-07-10 by JimNortonUnfunnyFag

He just spills over the sides to any stranger that will listen.

Warm jacuzzi & one razor blade coming right up...

15 comments

1  JimandFred 2018-07-10

borderline personality disorder to the max.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-10

If you think he will die in any other way besides the ol' Carradine, you're as delusional as he is.

1  GraphOrlock 2018-07-10

I assume you mean John Carradine, who drank himself to death just like Jimmy will once he relapses

1  Noosarama 2018-07-10

He’s a 50 year old man who had a “crush”.

At that point, it doesn’t even really matter where his sad attention is directed.

1  Frappo 2018-07-10

Babyboys do not tend to grow up

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-07-10

Awwwwwww, baby boooooy....

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-07-10

find a 40+ 5 or deal with the fact that you have to choose 20 years of loneliness or a fake relationship based on financial attractiveness

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-07-10

The “doctor” part is much more embarrassing. Did he really call her (him?) that?

1  Kalikhead 2018-07-10

Yeah. He now has crushes on random people. It’s ok - she was engaged and he was talking relationship status with her. What a creep.

1  JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-07-10

I think she perceived Jim telling her he wanted to be her dootie toilet after an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet was a bit forward.

1  Kalikhead 2018-07-10

Yeah well he also had to make sure that she drink any alcohol or else her tinkle might have trace amounts of it and she was not allowed cheese in her Mexican food as he is lactose intolerant....

1  JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-07-10

I hope Jimmy falls asleep in a fireworks factory that catches fire.

1  Kalikhead 2018-07-10

I don’t know man. Those fireworks might trigger something in him that is dredged up from his years as a hooligan putting chocolate ice cream on old people’s seats in their car.

1  JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-07-10

That's dark man. Really dark.

1  762x39mm 2018-07-10

I had a crush on a girl working at 7-11, haven't seen her in a month