10 C$ = "Raucous Laughter" 20 D$ = "Netflix Special" 30 IF BURN = SICK, PRINT C$ AND D$ 40 GOTO 10

Something like that right?

Too esoteric

nice basic, stupid

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• anthony cumia

One of the first games in Basic was "Nibbler."

Coincidence... I think not.

This takes me back to the TSR-80 from Radio Shack days.

Nice post stupid.

Christopher Latham Sholes called, he wants his double spaced lines indicating a new point back.

You spelled _________ wrong.

stupid faggot

Fucking trashed ‘em brutally it’s all over for him everyone will jump in

Hack.

YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD

CIVILIAN

You missed the everlasting:

You look like a (nationality) (obscure and overly-specific profession)

This covers 70% of the CQ's quotes that are always thrown around here.

You look like a sudanese dog groomer.

I swear, I laughed and spit up food.

Faggot

I’m curious where’d you get that statistic

Half of CQ's lines quoted here are about Ant being a tunisian knife-fighter, then there is a quarter with Ant being a corsican pimp. The remaining quarter covers the rest of Colin's career

It’s only hack because everyone else does it, while Colin is the only one that does it right.

You forgot the variant of "He really does have (insert specific type of of person) face/energy."

"You really do have lesbian gym teacher energy."

"He really does have gay dessert waiter face."

I like soder, but when he does this it seems like it always a stretch. Half the time I force myself to chuckle the other half I’m asking myself “what?”

I don't like how you're doing X like you're Y in a Z.