Opie Podcast Episode #20 - Play-By-Play Analysis

79  2018-07-10 by NateJay82

  • Episode 19 was Carl talking about pilsners. He has now been in more episodes than Opie.
  • Opie third-wheels a trip on a yacht with Carl and Matt and autistically needs to record it.
  • He practices his waspy voice and runs the joke into the ground by repeating it every 2 minutes.
  • Opie bought a fancy champagne but “forgot” to bring it. Carl calls out his pathological lies.
  • The two admire Greenwich Village. Opie loves this village of smarmy autistic rich whites.
  • Carl whines about his wife financially ruining him. Opie whines about seeing a black lady.
  • “Don’t pull your autistic spectrum shit in here Opie. I fucking swear” – Intimidating Carl.
  • Opie embarrasses himself in the coffee shop. He harasses the teenage cashiers to Google him.
  • They spend 5 minutes homoerotically talking about how good looking the teenage boys are.
  • Opie belts some car karaoke but gets the lyrics wrong. He asks Matt if he can poop on his boat.
  • Matt makes fun of Opie’s terrible podcast equipment and questions his general competence.
  • Carl is jealous that Opie and Matt click very well and he suddenly becomes the third wheel.
  • Opie tries to tell a Kenny Chesney concert story and complains about the online haters.
  • Matt tells them about what cars he’s being work on lately. Carl tries to talk about ethnic girls.
  • Opie records the last 10 minutes taking a dump. He asks Carl if the boat smells like poop.

Best Moment: Opie and Carl getting insulted by teenage boys in a coffee shop.

Worst Moment: Opie recording for 10 minutes while he grunts and pants taking a shit on a toilet.

Overall: CubanAlienVsHomosexualPredator/10

40 comments

1  jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-07-10

this is going great

1  AntwansBobo 2018-07-10

You’re service is appreciated ... You are a gentleman and a scholar

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-07-10

You’re not a scholar.

1  RacksDiciprine 2018-07-10

You are one of this sick, sadistic fuckers who puts cigarettes out on his arm aren't you? ..

1  NateJay82 2018-07-10

I'm just channeling my autism for good in contrast to Opie using his to create directionless embarassment.

1  RacksDiciprine 2018-07-10

Saint on Eart

1  all_copacetic 2018-07-10

You're really taking one for the team. By which I mean an eventual brain tumor.

1  yevyoyevyo 2018-07-10

Well we all appreciate it, Rainman

1  JimandFred 2018-07-10

dude, you also make my day!

1  scorchingcaseOderpes 2018-07-10

Opie should run with that bit more often. Ask as many people to Google him. That'd be great

1  NateJay82 2018-07-10

"Ya but the guy in this picture looks young" - Greenwich Teenagers

1  all_copacetic 2018-07-10

"Is this you? It says he that Bam Margera fucked your wife."

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-07-10

Googling opie doesn’t give any good results. Now, if these cashiers happen to click on his wife’s, that’s where the fun begins.

1  Subeck 2018-07-10

I hope he gets fired for recording himself taking a shit

1  ucfgavin 2018-07-10

I feel like Carl calls Opie out on his shit pretty regularly...at this point I'm believing that it must be their way of "busting balls" considering Carl it's still on the show....sounds riveting

1  PretzlKing 2018-07-10

It’s phony. Carl knows when he warns Opie not to do something, it is the same as telling stupid Opie to do exactly that.

1  ucfgavin 2018-07-10

Thats fair...I haven't listened so I'm just going by the play by play haha

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-07-10

Im thinking opie has no choice but to accept it. He can’t do a podcast alone. He doesn’t have anyone else that’s reliable to do it with him except Carl.and Carl does give him most of his content.

1  Rainbowuser13 2018-07-10

What is it with Opie and his fascination with shitting???JFC.

1  Awkawardsilence 2018-07-10

He's a cunt.

1  Reaktif 2018-07-10

You can say that again

1  senselessdegenerate 2018-07-10

Ha ha Reddit, username checks out!!!

1  ObsessiveMuso 2018-07-10

That's the fawkin' bit, hater...

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-10

Maybe the anus has passed you by

1  brmlb 2018-07-10

excellent work

1  cbanks420lol 2018-07-10

Opie whines about seeing a black lady.

That's pretty funny but I'm sure he delivered it autistically and with zero confidence.

1  Martillo_Valentine 2018-07-10

You're doing the lords work. You deserve a thorough ass eating.

1  Mu_Scevich 2018-07-10

So the gist is Opie is still a pathological liar who is, at most, tolerated by the more talented people around him and whose idea of great comedy is still toilet humor and shit jokes. Some things never change.

1  dhort13 2018-07-10

Droppin’ Hammers All Day Long

1  PretzlKing 2018-07-10

It is so awesome and funny when he struggles to pronounce Matt Farah’s last name! Almost as great as when he used to say Brett Favre’s name like a retard. This Opie fella, he really knows comedy.

1  imcrapyall 2018-07-10

Thanks for these. I really see what Opie is trying to do, like LOOK AT HOW WACKY MY LIFE IS AND I AM!! because he fails to be funny by using words but god damn he fucking sucks and would be lucky to make 3rd shift at a shitty radio station in Dover. When you aren't as funny as the static that comes on after your shitty show you have a problem. He should be a permanent shitty background actor in 90s psas.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-10

Have a fudgie-wudgie bar and relax, pal

1  SpeckofCoppah 2018-07-10

You seem to be getting angrier by the episode.
God bless !

1  KangolVos 2018-07-10

I cannot tell what is real anymore.

1  Nordberg2 2018-07-10

Episode 19?

1  XenusWingman 2018-07-10

You forgot to mention the non-stop ads.

1  KangolVos 2018-07-10

Who is advertising on this?

1  XenusWingman 2018-07-10

No one.

1  enzo_trash 2018-07-10

you kinda got me curious, this carl calling opie out story arch has be interested

1  BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-10

So 20 episodes in, Opie is already out of stuff to talk about and his co-hosts are already at the point of excluding him. Shit, it took him years for that to happen on O&A! Opie has become much more efficient at his shitty incompetence.

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1  realister 2018-07-10

I can't even finish reading this play by play its so boring.

1  WestStarKinger666 2018-07-10

I laughed more times reading this re-cap than listening to any of this shit.

1  KangolVos 2018-07-10

Who is advertising on this?