Makin my own spoons, dude

10  2018-07-09 by Humble_is_great

9 comments

Ya get your knife and ya get your sequoia trunk and boom. Ya got a big enough spoon for my fat mouth

fatty is making his own cutlery now? I guess he thinks he native american like his wife.

It's jist an excuse to gather more silverware in his food hoard

It's just more cost effective for him at this rate, to manufacture his own utensils.

a metal spoon from the store can only be used so much before it begins to give way.

They are in his fat mouth so much the enzymes are weakening the composition of the metals. You missed it Bobby you big fat pig

I bet his neighbors are disgusted when they see that blob whittling on a porch.

I don't think anyone's ever thought of this before but let's call him Blobby Belly.

Calling it a spoon? he is latching a rag on it to wipe his fat ass

I hear he carved it himself...

From a bigger spoon

He bought a tiny expensive custom knife to save money on dollar store cutlery.

This whole bush-crafting thing reminds me of kids who buy like full hockey/football gear with the pads, shoes, helmet, etc. before ever playing the sport, only to give up after one or two games.

Bobby, just go camping or make spoons at home with regular tools...