Lady Di kicked out of Opie's latest pop up, gets arrested.

11  2018-07-09 by lispychicken

7 comments

Does resemble that water buffler

"THEY SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!"

"Who does?"

"The cops."

"Why?"

"Cuz' they... that's what they do! They scare the heck out of me."

"Have the cops hurt you?"

"No."

"Have the cops mugged you on the railroad tracks?"

"No..."

"Who has, though?"

"Somebody else..."

Then she mysteriously pops up when a car pulls to the sidewalk and says "I made six dollars!" She just couldn't admit she prostituted herself. Then she said she never blew a homeless guy on the railroad tracks but there's a video of him deeply making out with her and grabbing her ass.

Did she say "Fez, lets go"? Was that Ron?

Round up dem brap hoggs

Nice crybaby emojis, faggot.

She's busy protecting your country in the Navy, have a little respect!

She hit the ground like a turd from a tall cow’s ass.